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Durtaz

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Hi, I’m Durtaz/Braden! I like tabletop games, particularly MtG and D&D. (He/She/They, 26)

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Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Thinking about the first rare I ever opened. I was very confused, and very excited. Plus the foiling was quite nice. Thought it was amazing, then terrible, and then back to amazing.
Phantasmal Image
1U
Creature - Illusion
You may have Phantasmal Image enter the battlefield as a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an Illusion in addition to its other types and it gains "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."
0/0
046/249 R
MM3 • EN NILS HAMM
™ & © 2017 Wizards of the Coast
120 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Screaming, crying, laughing, dancing, stealing, coughing, breathing deeply to calm myself down.
Gonti, Night Minister
2BB
Legendary Creature - Aetherborn Rogue /5
Whenever a player casts a spell they don't own, that player creates a Treasure token.
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to one of your opponents, its controller looks at the top card of that opponent's library and exiles it face down. They may play that card for as long as it remains exiled. Mana of any type can be spent to cast a spell this way.
3/4
R 0087
DFT • EN A SCOTT M. FISCHER
TM & © 2025 Wizards of the Coast
130 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Alright they did it! Pack it up, MtG is over! We did it, guys! We got the 4 mana tutor mage… hold on… WHAT THE FUC– /s
Transit Mage
2U
Creature - Human Wizard
When this creature enters, you may search your library for an artifact card with mana value 4 or 5, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
"Remember: You can take the wheel if you want, but I choose the music.
U 0070
DFT • EN MARK POOLE
2/2
™ & © 2025 Wizards of the Coast
030 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Oh, but this is the thopter stuff that I’m excited about. I can confirm that I am going to be rebuilding Sai, Master Thopterist. I keep doing so, then using the pieces elsewhere, so I think at this point I’ll control myself better and keep the deck around for quite some time. Sai is so cool!
Stridehangar Automaton
3
Artifact Creature - Construct
Thopters you control get +1/+1.
If one or more artifact tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus an additional 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying are created instead.
"Avishkar greets the Multiverse with an open hand, but do not assume we are defenseless."
Pia Nalaar
R 0019
1/4
DRC • EN AARON 1. RILEY
TM & © 2025 Wizards of the CoastThopter Fabricator
2U
Artifact - Vehicle
Flying
Whenever you draw your second card each turn, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
Crew 2
Every camera had a backup, and every backup had a backup, and every backup's backup had a backup, too.
R 0068
4/4
DFT • EN RACRUEL
TM & 0 2025 Wizards of the CoastSai, Master Thopterist
2U
Legendary Creature - Human Artificer
M 19
Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
1•, Sacrifice two artifacts: Draw a card.
"Industry without artistry is just a fancy way to fill the junkyard."
1/4
069/280 R
M19 • EN ADAM PAQUETTE
TM & C 2018 Wizards of the Coast
020 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Hold on, are we all agreeing that the issue at hand happens to be skill?!?!
Nezahal, Primal Tide
5UU
Legendary Creature - Elder Dinosaur
Nezahal, Primal Tide can't be countered.
You have no maximum hand size.
Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, draw a card.
Discard three cards: Exile Nezahal.
Return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
045/196 R
7/7
RIX • EN SAM BURLEY
TM & © 2018 Wizards of the CoastMyrkul, Lord of Bones
4UBG
Legendary Creature - God
As long as your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total, Myrkul, Lord of Bones has indestructible.
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you may exile it. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's an enchantment and loses all other card types.
287/361 R
CLB • EN ISIS
7/5
TM & © 2022 Wizards of the CoastArcanis the Omnipotent
3UUU
Legendary Creature - Wizard
e: Draw three cards.
6: Return Arcanis the
Omnipotent to its owner's hand.
He has journeyed where none have been before. Now he returns to ensure that none follow.
039/261 R
3/4
DR •EN TUSTIN SWEET
IM & © 2023 Wizards of the CoastBrudiclad, Telchor Engineer
4UR
Legendary Artifact Creature - Artificer
Creature tokens you control have haste.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 2/1 blue Myr artifact creature token. Then you may choose a token you control. If you do, each other token you control becomes a copy of that token.
193/332 R
4/4
2XM • EN • DAARKEN
™ & 2020 Wizards of the Coast
151 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I welcome you to the “way too many minis in this hero forge folder” club! Check out this Dragonborn private eye Wizard Illusionist!
A blue Dragonborn wizard miniature in a digital format. Notably not covered in lightning effects.A blue Dragonborn wizard miniature in a digital format. Is notably covered in lightning effects.
020 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
We have omenpaths open, I’d deeply hope Gallia shows up.
Gallia of the Endless Dance
RG
Legendary Creature - Satyr
Haste
Other Satyrs you control get +1/+1 and have haste.
Whenever you attack with three or more creatures, you may discard a card at random. If you do, draw two cards.
"There's no success like excess!"
217/254 R
THB • EN JOHANNES VOSS
2/2
T™ & © 2020 Wizards of the Coast

PARTY SATYR!!!!!!!!!!!
010 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
I clean up the shit that shits shit on shit’s shit. (I wash windows that often have bird poop on them of the properties of mostly ungrateful corporate entities.)
Poorly explain what you do for a job.
010 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Squidward gettin’ squished
000 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Cat deck but it’s actually filled with only the four legged variety. Love leonin and all, but when I say cats, I mean absolute LADS like this dude.
Keeper of Fables
3GG
Creature - Cat
Whenever one or more non-Human creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.

" Only the lion knows more stories than I do.”
–Chulane, Teller of Tales
4/5
071 uncommon
ZNC - EN ALEX KONSTAD

TM & C 2020 Wizards of the Coast
030 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
It counts if they’re both in a command zone together, right? I’ve sacrificed SO many artifact lands and tireless tracker tokens.
Erinis, Gloom Stalker
2G
Legendary Creature - Halfling Ranger
Deathtouch
Whenever Erinis, Gloom Stalker attacks, return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)
230/361 U
3/3
CLB • EN LOANNIS FIORE
T™ & 0 2022 Wizards of the CoastStreet Urchin
1R
Legendary Enchantment - Background
Commander creatures you own have
" 1, Sacrifice another creature or an artifact: This creature deals 1 damage to any target."
Your harsh upbringing on the streets of the city left you crafty, resilient, and wise beyond your years.
197/361 U
M & © 2022 Wizards of the Coast
CLB • EN
• JULIE DILLON
020 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Xolatoyac has got to count as favorite buddy, right?
Xolatoyac, the Smilling Flood
4UG
Legendary Creature - Salamander Serpent Whenever Xolatoyac, the Smiling Flood enters the battlefield or attacks, put a flood counter on target land. That land is an Island in addition to its other types for as long as it has a flood counter on it.
At the beginning of your end step, untap each permanent you control with a counter on it.
6/6
M 0008
6/6
LCC • EN CAMPBELL WHITE
T™ & © 2023 Wizards of the CoastFrisbee, my Axolotl giving me the side eye after I accidentally woke her up by bumping her table.
270 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
YYYYYEEEESSSS!!!!
Brudiclad, Telchor Engineer
4UR
Legendary Artifact Creature - Artificer
Creature tokens you control have haste.
At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 2/1 blue Myr artifact creature token. Then you may choose a token you control. If you do, each other token you control becomes a copy of that token.
193/332 R
4/4
2XM • EN • DAARKEN
™ & 2020 Wizards of the Coast
241 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Not a strictly multiplayer card for this Tempt With Bunnies Tuesday, but I don’t know anyone who would dislike having this dude (brash taunter) on the board in a multiplayer setting. Honorable mention to Humble Defector as something that constantly makes games into a bidding war.
Brash Taunter
4R
Creature - Goblin
M21
Indestructible
Whenever Brash Taunter is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to target opponent.
2R
, Tap: Brash Taunter fights another target creature.
"You hit like a kobold!"
1/1
133/274
R
M21 • EN SVETLIN VELINOY
IM & © 2020 Wizards of the CoastHumble Defector
1R
Creature - Human Rogue
Tap: Draw two cards. Target opponent gains control of Humble Defector. Activate this ability only during your turn.
"You were once Mardu, so your body and will are strong. Now we must train your mind."
-Houn, Jeskai elder
2/1
104/185 U
FRF • EN SLAWOMIR MANIAK
T™ & © 2015 Wizards of the Coast
110 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
In addition, just having blink stuff in the deck was a good direction for me to remove finality counters with added synergy with good etb creatures. Otherwise nesting grounds is fun, since putting the counter on an opponent’s stuff can make their creature get exiled instead!
Nesting Grounds
Land
Tap: Add one colorless mana.
1, Tap: Move a counter from target permanent you control onto another target permanent.
Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.
Dappled coats become armored hides. Soft jaws become razor tusks. Nestling play becomes the fight for survival.
071/322 R
™ & © 2020 Wizards of the Coast
C20 • EN YEONG-HAO HAN
240 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
I did a kind of weird build with her. It was reanimator with a combat control subtheme. Not sure if any of my recs would be useful, but I liked all the goad enchantments, and a huge fan of Doomed Necromancer and the handful of reanimator enchantments to access larger creatures with her trigger.
Stalking Leonin
2W
Creature - Cat Archer
When Stalking Leonin enters the battlefield, secretly choose an opponent.
Reveal the player you chose: Exile target creature that's attacking you if it's controlled by the chosen player.
Activate only once.
R 0086
MKC • EN ZOLTAN BOROS
3/3
T™ & © 2024 Wizards of the CoastDoomed Necromancer
Creature - Human Cleric Mercenary
2B
B Tap, Sacrifice Doomed Necromancer:
Return target creature card from your graveyard to play.
Many necromancers share the same last words-the ones that conclude the undeath ritual.
Volkan Baga
TM & © 1993-2007 Wizards of the Coast, Inc. 137/383
2/2
130 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Struggle for project purity is such a huge standout in my Nezahal deck! Beyond that, this list is just awesome. Fantastic showcase!
Nezahal, Primal Tide
5UU
Legendary Creature - Elder Dinosaur
Nezahal, Primal Tide can't be countered.
You have no maximum hand size.
Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, draw a card.
Discard three cards: Exile Nezahal.
Return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
045/196 R
7/7
RIX • EN SAM BURLEY
TM & © 2018 Wizards of the Coast
000 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
For 6 drop Saturday, big stinky creatures are great and all, but what about big stinky do nothing enchantments?? Love this thing.
Song of the Worldsoul
4WW
Enchantment
Whenever you cast a spell, populate.
(Create a token that's a copy of a creature token you control.)
"Mat'Selesnya sings out, and life flourishes in answer."
006/302
R
C19 • EN
TORSTEIN NORDSTRAND
IM & © 2019 Wizards of the Coast
020 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Putting the “WOOOO!” In WUBRG Wednesday.
Chromanticore
WUBRG
Enchantment Creature - Manticore
Bestow 2WUBRG
(If you cast this card for
its bestow cost, it's an Aura spell with enchant creature. It becomes a creature again if it's not attached to a creature.)
Flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, lifelink
Enchanted creature gets +4/+4 and has flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, and lifelink.
4/4
- Min Yum
TM 802014 Wizards of the Coast 144/165
061 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
TWO. DROP. TUESDAY. Shout out to the greatest of all time.
Reassembling Skeleton
Creature - Skeleton Warrior
1B
M 19
1B: Return Reassembling Skeleton from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
"They may show up with the wrong thigh bone or mandible, but they always show up."
—Zul Ashur, lich lord
116/280
U
M19 • EN • AUSTIN HsU
1/1
™ & © 2018 Wizards of the Coast
010 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
PSA: This card is a god damned monster. This Soulsborne boss is my new best friend.
Ozox, the Clattering King
2B
Legendary Creature - Skeleton Noble
Ozox, the Clattering King can't block.
When Ozox dies, create Jumblebones, a legendary 2/1 black Skeleton creature token with "This creature can't block" and "When this creature leaves the battlefield, return target card named Ozox, the Clattering King from your graveyard to your hand."
3/2
U 0044
J25・EN ▶瞑丸イヌチヨ/INUCHIYO MEIMARU
TM & © 2024 Wizards of the Coast
000 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
*leaning super far back from a microphone* MONO BLUE MONDAY!
Sai, Master Thopterist
2B
Legendary Creature - Human Artificer
M 19
Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying.
1•, Sacrifice two artifacts: Draw a card.
"Industry without artistry is just a fancy way to fill the junkyard."
1/4
069/280 R
M19 • EN ADAM PAQUETTE
IM & C 2018 Wizards of the Coast
0101 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Was a fun include into my Vega the Watcher list!
Vega, the Watcher
1WB
Legendary Creature - Bird Spirit
Flying
Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, draw a card.
One eye sees the past, one the present, and one the future—and none can be deceived.
2/2
233/285 U
KHM • EN PAUL SCOTT CANAVAN
IM & 0 2021 Wizards of the Coast
010 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Six drop Sunday baybeeeee
Yargle and Multani
3BBG
Legendary Creature - Frog Spirit Elemental
"I've heard much about you from my daughter," Multani rumbled. "There was a time when I'd balk at your aid, phantom, but she has shown me the merit in Urborg's strange ways."
"Gnshhagghkkapphribbit," replied Yargle.
18/6
R 0256
MOM • EN SLAWOMIR MANIAK
IM & 0 2023 Wizards of the Coast
030 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Okay, okay! I’ll admit it! I just want to play Cloudkin Seer forever.
Cloudkin Seer
Creature - Elemental Wizard
M20
Flying
When Cloudkin Seer enters the battlefield, draw a card.
"I can see which way the wind is blowing."
2/1
054/280 C
M20 • EN ANASTASIA OVCHINNIKOVA
T™ & © 2019 Wizards of the Coast
010 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
A case of Strawberry Cream Dr Pepper or a budget Naban deck… decisions decisions.
Naban, Dean of Iteration
1
Legendary Creature - Human Wizard
If a Wizard entering the battlefield under your control causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.
"Perfect. Now do it again."
2/1
058/269 R
DOM • EN RYAN ALEXANDER LEE
T™ & © 2018 Wizards of the Coast
010 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This and some elves.
Myrkul, Lord of Bones
Legendary Creature - God
As long as your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total, Myrkul, Lord of Bones has indestructible.
Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, you may exile it. If you do, create a token that's a copy of that card, except it's an enchantment and loses all other card types.
287/361 R
CLB • EN I IsIS
7/5
TM & © 2022 Wizards of the Coast
110 0
Durtaz @durtaz.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
I’m up to absolutely no good. (Artifacts/eggs/artifact tokens/artifact lands[all 7])
010 0