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Dunce Cap Aficionado

@duncecapaficionado.bsky.social
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Semi-Professional Windmill Tilter. Majorana State Apologist. Mobile Affogato Truther. Language Vector Expert.

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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember kids: if anyone ever tries to convince you to write a program in Rust, even if they have good reasons, you should find a police officer and tell them that person tried to touch you inappropriately.
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
My Marled River Rock- Felted Chore Coat is working out swimmingly. ::eats microwaved taquito:: I contain multitudes.
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My NYC Taxi driver just changed lanes, on an avenue, and used his turn signal first. I’ve never been more terrified in my life.
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember kids: if anyone ever tries to convince you to write a program in Rust, even if they have good reasons, you should find a police officer and tell them that person tried to touch you inappropriately.
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
For the first time in a long time, I’m putting the work box down ‘early’ bc my constraint rn is compute not time-spent-herding-agents
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You ever reread your own claude.md file contents and think “that’s fire”
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yo if you road bike with gloves for grip you’re a loser
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Just finished up a marathon of meetings. Time to actually get real work done.
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Nothing invigorates me more than seeing a fat guy ride slow on a ~$10k road bike.
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Can’t talk Troop Beverly Hills is on.
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Bro, if you aren’t working on your own custom harness that will change the world, do you even work in Tech?
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Life hack: Buy oranges Buy coke zero Make your own orange cokes.
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Juat made a PHENOMENAL Orzo dish. Just… totally delicious. But yeah totally gonna spend 25 mins scrubbing that pan tonight too.
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
DCA is here to ask the tough, splitting questions of these challenging times. Like, is buying a GMT watch intentionally to use as a diver when the same watch *comes in a diver-specific variant* (just 2 diff bezels) a daringly roguish move, or just a faux pas?
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 30/07/2026
An 8 employee hedge fund that was up hundreds of percent and used aggressive leverage is asking investors for more cash to meet margin calls. The tropes in this particular bull market couldn’t get any lazier. www.ft.com/content/2803...
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Leopold Aschenbrenner’s Situational Awareness seeks to raise capital after AI rout
Hedge fund has held talks with existing investors and lenders in recent days
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I love when past me does things for future me.
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
When life gives you lemons, put a sly smile on your face and start passing those fuckers out like they’re candy and you have more than you can carry on your own and have to get ride of them to others’ benefit
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Cool story, ped-dork
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
These anti-Canadian-Smoke supplements didn’t really do anything tbh…
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Could have smoked a pack and a half of American Spirits over the same 1:24 and have the dame experience tbh
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
As @donachaidh.bsky.social once said (minutes ago) SPAIN-FRANCE CONCACAF REF SPAIN-FRANCE CONCACAF REF SPAIN-FRANCE CONCACAF REF
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Angry Staff Officer @pptsapper.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
163 years ago right about now, you’d be watching 12,000 troops advance out across this valley to occupy positions a mile in front of the US line
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Kai Ryssdal @kairyssdal.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Gettysburg @pptsapper.bsky.social is my favorite @pptsapper.bsky.social
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Now this is what I call *not* cannoli weather.
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Got into a wee fight with m’bike chain.
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The atomic clock for “B Tier”
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I’m sorry you live somewhere with bad food. But it was always bad.
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Hello, all. Native and current resident of New Jersey here. Do not eat Jersey Mikes. It is bad, it has always been bad, it will always be bad. -DCA
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I love when past me does things for future me.
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
John Travolta directs and acts in a film romanticizing a young boy’s first experience with air travel in a highly 60’s stylized drama: It’s original working title was “DCA’s Personal Hell”
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Liking Drake is the largest indicator of a lack of original identity.
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Then don’t make them, in mexico, like this anymore.
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Look! A Ford Bronco Cabriolet!
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
“Jesus is selling his bath water online” How to explain Catholic Indulgences to Gen Z
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
These things are absolute heroin-cocaines.
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Uggggh. Totally forgot to pack my adult snacking candy for this trip. (advil)
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Apparently you can find out your divorce is final by email.
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I’m going to literally vomit at all the “Kash Out” headlines whenever it finally happens.
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spleenly @spleenly.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
The Evel Knievel urge to fw that chasm
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I’m making a ruling. Delta force is no longer ‘cool’ It just is.
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
*do not ever do this*
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Guys. You aren’t going to believe this. After 2.25 hours on the phone on a Sunday evening with the ‘customer service’ folks at my You Don’t Get A Choice ISP, it turns out I have been right the whole time and their bullshit router sucks and is the problem. I’ll now wait on hold for my apology.
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Nothing like a ‘leader’ with a guiding principle that appears to be ‘accountability is a problem you people have to deal with, not me”
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Hey, so, like, if you’re a sock company….. you do not ever, EVER need to know someone’s location for them to just load your website. Stop asking for that.
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Ok look I want to drop the whole “it’s OK to use in the UK I don’t understand wh…” bullshit argument it’s… just STOP I’m saying can I just call claude code a cunt when It’s being a cunt? Like, Gentlemen’s rules and all- absolutely zero gendering allowed associated with the same usage, but come on…
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Dunce Cap Aficionado @duncecapaficionado.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Ok look I want to drop the whole “it’s OK to use in the UK I don’t understand wh…” bullshit argument it’s… just STOP I’m saying can I just call claude code a cunt when It’s being a cunt? Like, Gentlemen’s rules and all- absolutely zero gendering allowed associated with the same usage, but come on…
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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This pope being an American and continually telling this administration to eat shit fucking rules
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