Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Kleenex staying on brand by printing my mantras before jacking off 000
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Saw an American stand up post a joke about beans on toast and someone was actually in his comments like “I expected better from you” babe it is not that deep 000
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026It’s not an actor!! It’s not an actor!! Not even because it’s a computer program, but because it literally hasn’t appeared in anything!! 100
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Someone Is Selling Ornaments With My An AI Image Of My Face On Them 000
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Finished reading No One Is Talking About This again and now I’m just cradling the book against my chest. How joyfully sad, how beautiful and terrible. Masterpiece is too boring a word. 000
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I made an effort this year to limit the amount of books I read by white guys to 50%, and in doing so discovered a much wider and wonderful array of stories than I would’ve otherwise. It was a deeply rewarding and worthwhile experience! 001
Reposted by JaaaaaaaaakeOdd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Well, happy anniversary to one of the finest of festive exchanges 61582423
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 22/12/2025The War Between The Land And The Sea forces the viewer to ask deep, probing questions, such as “why am I watching The War Between The Land And Sea?” 000
Reposted by JaaaaaaaaakeSophie Petzal @sonicscrewup.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Hey the Nazis did this to my grandparents so this sounds cool @teamlabouruk.bsky.social 11679260
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 11/11/2025luv 2 brag about blocking children from accessing healthcare. definitely doesn’t make me seem like a weirdo freak 020
Reposted by JaaaaaaaaakePeter Silk / KestrelPi @kestrelpi.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Right about now The funk soul brother Check it out now The funk soul brother Any second now The funk soul brother With you in just a moment The funk soul brother Terribly sorry about this The funk soul brother Your call is extremely important to us The funk soul brother 322773
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Slightly unrelated, but it’s so endlessly frustrating that the solution to restoring the UK’s anaemic public funds is RIGHT THERE but the government as a whole have just decided it’s not even an option. Just make them pay tax!!! 030
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 05/01/2025It’s snowing in York, but I’ve only got a little front yard, so meet Small Dave 020
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 02/01/2025think this guys might be the saddest billionaire, somehow more than elon musk. has everything but he’s starving for attention. can’t think of a better way to get it than yelling “By the way, I’ll never die!!” and we all laugh along cause of course you will you silly prick! real toddler mentality 020
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 31/12/2024It’s been a good year! Next year will hopefully be as good!! Things are good??! 000
Reposted by Jaaaaaaaaakeangel💀 @sabattons.com · 26/12/2024if you made art this year, you did well. a sketch, even if it was scrapped ; a poem, even if it was deleted — mattered. you put thought to paper, you engaged with the creative alchemy of turning feeling to something tangible. doesn't matter if you weren't productive "enough." or good "enough." 145198835358
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 14/12/2024Real talk tho why did Drake include lil parenthesis explaining who the people are on his own opp list. Who was that for 000
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 12/12/2024Personally I think Wes Streeting should be [REDACTED] with a bucket of [REDACTED] till his [REDACTED] [REDACTED] 010
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 10/12/2024y’know i reckon that elon fella isn’t as smart as star trek said he was 010
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 24/11/2024Woah, it’s Marshall Mathers/ Yes, he’s the real Marshall Mathers/ All you other Marshall Mathers are just imitathers! 010
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 23/11/2024Right so I’ll be listening to nothing but GNX for the rest of the year, cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool MUSTAAAAA- 120
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I love Yakuza: Like A Dragon so much. One minute you’re caught up in the intense agony of being betrayed and left for death by your surrogate father and the next you’re helping a dude wearing nothing but soap bubbles buy some clothes 010
Reposted by JaaaaaaaaakeHemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Dudes rock 4624188
Reposted by Jaaaaaaaaakeleonardo da vinci @ieonardodavinci.bsky.social · 24/10/1510I am sorry 'The Last Supper' fans, 22 hours from now, I will take 'The Last Supper' down. I cannot take this anymore. 2568822939
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 17/11/2024Pro tip: If you’re getting married, make sure to get some shots of your groomsmen skipping 000
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 14/11/2024My absolute fav thing about work is that people regularly drop hundreds of pounds at our shop on little statuettes, but when I offer them a £3 tote bag to carry them away, they blanch and say “that’s way too much money!” 000
Reposted by JaaaaaaaaakeKP Upadhyayula @kp11studios.bsky.social · 13/11/2024I tattooed my shoulder with line art. Sometimes I let folks color them in. People need a shoulder to crayon, you know? 1632037
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 12/11/2024Yeah man my wedding day was pretty cool but today I met a dog who instantly loved me despite her owners saying she was nervous around people so really impossible to tell which was the better day 010
Reposted by JaaaaaaaaakeErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 11/11/2024(Martin Rosner, Hot Paper Comics) 91277319
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 10/11/2024Finally got a chance to start watching the finale for Murder For Dummies. If I’m right, the murderer was [REDACTED]. youtu.be/BFK4Qax25ag?...youtu.beMurder for Dummies -- Episode 06: TruthYouTube video by Casual Violence 130
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 05/11/2024Much love to those of y’all in the US rn. Just remember if the worst happens you can always gang rush the orange bitch ❤️ 010
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 02/11/2024ok i was being dumb actually this album fucks 010
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 30/10/2024Finally got round to this one on the journey home. Put me in mind of Station to Station or Yeezus- an artist straining to push their sound further after making their definitive statement. Disjointed, strange, gorgeous. For now tho I think it’s an album I appreciate more than love. 100
Reposted by JaaaaaaaaakeSPOOKTACO @chocotaco.bsky.social · 29/10/2024happy 10 years www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGr...youtube.comToo Many Cooks | Adult SwimYouTube video by Adult Swim 86222
Reposted by JaaaaaaaaakeDaniel Ahmad @zhugeex.com · 28/10/2024This isn't unique to the Harris campaign. The Trump campaign has already been featured in numerous video games from Wolfenstein to Call of Duty WW2. 30957260
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 27/10/2024Why are all the old paintings of the Virgin Mary like this 000
Jaaaaaaaaake @dumbasnothing.bsky.social · 26/10/2024I started watching Murder For Dummies cause I used to work with one of the actors and wanted to see what he was up to. I kept watching it because it’s genuinely one of the funniest and well written shows I’ve seen in ages. Please don’t deprive yourself of getting in on the ground floor of this one. 153
