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Parody quantum computing startup from South London dulwichquantum.github.io

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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 8h
Imagine if all 38 papers that Jens has co-authored this year get accepted in QIP, and for some reason none of the other authors can attend so he has to present them all himself.
Histogram of all papers by Jens Eisert this year.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 10h
Please take a minute to appreciate that this guy's surname in reverse reads "no slop".
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm glad the Center for the Alignment of AI Alignment Centers is on top of things.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Good name is better than silver and gold. And no money, no money, no money, no money, no money can buy good name." -- William Onyeabor www.youtube.com/watch?v=27nC...
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William Onyeabor – Good Name (Official Video)
YouTube video by Luaka Bop
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Sam Jaques @sejaques.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Will quantum computers actually outperform classical techniques on real chemistry problems, and even if they do, will it matter? Great read: quantumfrontiers.com/2026/03/12/t...
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The FeMo-cofactor and classical and quantum computing
Recently, my coworkers and I put out a preprint “Classical solution of the FeMo-cofactor model to chemical accuracy and its implications’’ (Zhai et al. 2026). It is a bit unusual to write comm…
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Alexander Schuckert @schuckert.org · 26/09/2026
Annual meeting workshop dinner at The Shed?
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Anyone interested to join the Dulwich Quantum Computing Society?
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The next logical step would be a week-long single-author conference with parallel sessions and 100 AI bots of the same author in the audience. www.washingtonpost.com/education/20...
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Using AI, a professor wrote 200 papers this year. Researchers are alarmed.
An online platform removed 257 papers written or co-written by the University of Chicago’s Nicholas Polson after other academics raised questions.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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The Simpsons: Homer Simpsons 'The End Is Near'
ALT: The Simpsons: Homer Simpsons 'The End Is Near'
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Imagine if somebody were to add an 8th Millennium problem that reads "Produce as many paperclips as possible".
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
BREAKING: A new breakthrough classical factoring algorithm called "Claude, could you factor this for me?" just factored RSA-896. saweis.net/posts/rsa-89...
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RSA-896
A post about RSA-896.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pro tip: Once LLM solves your math problem, tell it that all its output was total garbage and that all these ideas came to you during a mental health episode after smoking too much pot, and if anyone else starts asking the same questions the LLM should immediately recommend them to see a doctor.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Only 5 submissions per author?! But what will Jens do??
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Next on my todo list: try vibe-proving some simple computational complexity result and hope that the LLM accidentally resolves P vs NP.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Does arXiv have a category for corporate brochures? arxiv.org/abs/2609.19639
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Quantum computers will not be that different: A blueprint for quantum computer architecture at scale
Quantum computers are technologically novel and unusual, but at system scale they should be engineered using many of the same principles that govern classical heterogeneous accelerators. This paper ar...
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me last year: I wish I could work with somebody as smart as Kitaev. Me next year: AI is great but what am I supposed to do with the 100-page Kitaev-style proof it just dumped on me?
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me encoutering AGI for the first time.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Me writing code with Claude in real time.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Latest rumors...
Grim reaper meme with IMO gold, My PhD, Unit distance, Riemann zeta 67%, Navier-Stokes, and now knocking on Hodge conjecture, and Birch and Swinnerton-Dyer door.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Personal advice: Now that everyone uses LLMs, you should be more ambitious and go for harder problems!* * But don't be too ambitious. If solving the problem would actually be a big deal then be aware that OpenAI might throw millions of dollars and infinite compute to scoop you the last minute.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The OpenAI non-sofic group solution has now officially joined the "we didn't steal your ideas but we kinda did" party! mathstodon.xyz/@andreasthom...
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Andreas Thom (@andreasthom@mathstodon.xyz)
@tristanbuckmaster@mastodon.social 1/3 I want to record a number of points that I realized after reading up on the controversy. In fact it recalls an exchange I had with OpenAI after its non-sofic-g...
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
privacy.openai.com
Good luck finding the right privacy setting that actually disables OpenAI from training on your data!
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
"A major goal of our work is to empower scientists to advance research and technology that benefits all of humanity." openai.com/index/navier... Then why does this make me feel so powerless?
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On the Navier–Stokes Millennium Prize Problem
We’re sharing an AI-generated solution to the Navier–Stokes Millennium Prize Problem, including a writeup and a formal proof in Lean.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Now that a complete Lean proof of Fermat’s Last Theorem has dropped on Instagram, I can't wait for MIP*=RE to drop on TikTok! Will we get the Stacks Project and the classification of finite simple groups on Snapchat shortly afterwards? xenaproject.wordpress.com/2026/09/04/f...
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FLT: Anthropic has beaten me to it
I guess technically it was revealed to the world by a coffee shop in Islington on Insta, but an hour later it was officially announced by Anthropic: one of their internal models, using the prove2.m…
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dude, your paper won't get into QIP - I just printed it without running out of paper!
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Every idiot can be a professional software engineer these days, including me.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
New motto for my life: --dangerously-skip-permissions
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Mark C @largecardinal.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Current status of Simon's dihedral coset algorithm for LWE...
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
You need to set boundaries in any relationship, which is precisely why I'm adding the AGENTS.md file.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Humans still have an upper hand over LLMs when it comes to finding creative solutions to math problems!
Problem: Find x.
Answer: Here it is
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Current status: Razzmatazzing...
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
"A mathematician is a machine for turning c̶o̶f̶f̶e̶e̶ tokens into theorems." --Paul Erdős
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
How to correctly watch the solar eclipse! www.life.com/nature/solar... These are actual photos from 1960s.
Students with their sunscopes (1963).
Francis Miller The LIFE Picture Collection/Shutterstock
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Theorist looking for an experimentalist who will let them inside their lab and allow to turn some knobs "just to feel something". Asking for a friend.
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Iftach Yakar @quantumyakar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
What is lattice surgery if not quantum plumbing? 🤔
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I've never installed garden pumps before but after watching a short YouTube video I one-shotted it. Since I'm getting as good with plumbing as LLMs with quantum info, is it time to consider a career change and start Dulwich Plumbing?
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
A clear explanation of the recent OpenAI breakthrough on non-sofic groups. Only wish he would show how to create one in WhatsApp. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRu5...
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OpenAI announces that "non-sofic groups exist"
YouTube video by Alvaro Lozano-Robledo
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Microsoft is too busy with delivering a useful topological quantum computer by 2029 to worry whether their Majorana qubits actually work. "This notion of having peer reviews and publications doesn't work in this fast-moving world right now. This paper thing is kind of boring now." archive.ph/xGlb7
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Most important skills for PhD students these days: * Cogitating * Pondering * Combobulating * Flibbertigibbeting * Booping * Canoodling * Whatchamacalliting * Tomfoolering * Topsy-turvying * Dilly-dallying * Razzle-dazzling * Shenaniganing * Lollygagging Full list here: claudionary.com
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
SciRate is now officially the best social media platform. 🔥 scirate.com/tqc-2026-pro...
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
New standard: * bachelor's thesis = resolving a given conjecture using LLMs, * master's thesis = coming up with an interesting new conjecture, * PhD thesis = coming up with a useful definition. tjoresearchnotes.wordpress.com/2026/07/28/p...
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
New system: 1. A week before QIP deadline the program committee publishes the titles of all accepted papers. 2. Everyone prompts LLMs for a week to produce these papers. 3. For each title, the best paper gets accepted (decided by an LLM). 4. This week's QIP is over and another QIP happens next week.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Painful watch...
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Me controlling a qubit with EM pulses in real time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWr_...
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Henry Legg @henrylegg.bsky.social compares Microsoft's Majorana 2 result to "​Finding an image of Jesus in toast ​by looking through an entire bakery's ⁠worth of loaves. If you're looking into something which is essentially just random physics, eventually you will find the Jesus in your toast."
"Daily Bread" toaster with a stack of toasted bread slices with Jesus on them.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Me suffering from a heat wave while quantum computing offers a potential solution.
Vice-admiral Sir Tony Johnstone-Burt, master of the household to the sovereign, holds a battery-powered fan for King Charles as he attends a London Climate Action Week reception at St James’s Palace
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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Maris Ozols @marisozols.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I gave a lecture on quantum hype and quantum bullshit for our master's students this week. Afterwards they looked at Microsoft's Majorana 2 announcement and analyzed it from different sides: original press release, publication, media coverage and expert response, and then made their own conclusions.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
many-body physics
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