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Parody quantum computing startup from South London dulwichquantum.github.io

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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Me: Feeling empowered again. openai.com/index/sharin...
We want to directly empower scientists with state-of-the-art capabilities and are working to responsibly release the model that produced these results. This is why it is important to continue to evaluate our internal frontier models on mathematics and other sciences, so we can accelerate developing the tools to advance those fields. We will continue to act on feedback from the community and update our standards for future disclosures of major scientific advancements.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Successfully crossing the QIP finish line this year.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
When everyone decides to post their paper on arXiv on the same day to ensure maximum visibility for their work.
Where's Wally?
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Imagine if all 38 papers that Jens has co-authored this year get accepted in QIP, and for some reason none of the other authors can attend so he has to present them all himself.
Histogram of all papers by Jens Eisert this year.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Me encoutering AGI for the first time.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Latest rumors...
Grim reaper meme with IMO gold, My PhD, Unit distance, Riemann zeta 67%, Navier-Stokes, and now knocking on Hodge conjecture, and Birch and Swinnerton-Dyer door.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
privacy.openai.com
Good luck finding the right privacy setting that actually disables OpenAI from training on your data!
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Humans still have an upper hand over LLMs when it comes to finding creative solutions to math problems!
Problem: Find x.
Answer: Here it is
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
How to correctly watch the solar eclipse! www.life.com/nature/solar... These are actual photos from 1960s.
Students with their sunscopes (1963).
Francis Miller The LIFE Picture Collection/Shutterstock
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Me controlling a qubit with EM pulses in real time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWr_...
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Henry Legg @henrylegg.bsky.social compares Microsoft's Majorana 2 result to "​Finding an image of Jesus in toast ​by looking through an entire bakery's ⁠worth of loaves. If you're looking into something which is essentially just random physics, eventually you will find the Jesus in your toast."
"Daily Bread" toaster with a stack of toasted bread slices with Jesus on them.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Me suffering from a heat wave while quantum computing offers a potential solution.
Vice-admiral Sir Tony Johnstone-Burt, master of the household to the sovereign, holds a battery-powered fan for King Charles as he attends a London Climate Action Week reception at St James’s Palace
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
many-body physics
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Wait a second, Michio Kaku claims his publisher runs his books by a fact checker! Who was it?? Give me their name!!! I want to talk to that person!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=JU1f... p.s. It would be so great if this claim itself did not fact check...
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
When your AI pitch fails so miserably the right response should have been to immediately pivot to quantum AI! www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Having a hard time deciding which of these two looks to wear for #QIP2027.
Singer Sam Smith looks like a deco-era Georges Lepape fashion illustration come to life in a double feathered headdress and glittering black opera cloak, designed by their partner, Christian Cowan.Luke Evans, who is starring as Frank-N-Furter in a Broadway restaging of Rocky Horror, has gone full Tom of Finland in a studded leather cop costume designed by Alejandro Gómez Palomo.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Apparently there's a quasi-polynomial time classical algorithm for the unknot problem which was announced in a talk in 2021 and is summarized in this slide, but there's not actual writeup of it anywhere. www.maths.ox.ac.uk/node/38304
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
"See Figure 10 for details on the computation"
https://arxiv.org/abs/math/0202246
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This is how most classical-quantum solutions work these days.
Clinton Folger was the mail carrier for Nantucket. Because cars were forbidden by the town, he towed his car to the state highway for driving to Siasconset.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
If you're tired of the AI assistent in Excel, you can now connect it to a quantum computer instead! multiversecomputing.com/singularity
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Why bother with recommendation letters when you get a like from Peter Shor?
peter-shor.bsky.social‬ and 7 others liked your post · 37m
It would be hugely disappointing if the device that was officially announced as "lending credence to the notion that quantum computation occurs in many parallel universes" and whose predecessor was used to "create a wormhole" would now be used by mere mortals to simulate some boring Hamiltonian.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Are you telling me there is a “No-Pancake Theorem” in quantum information folklore and I have never heard about it? arxiv.org/pdf/1006.135...
The fact that no CPTP map can annihilate σz while
preserving σx and σy is known, in quantum information
folklore, as the “No-Pancake Theorem”.

Our central result might be thought of as a fully general
No-Pancake Theorem, since it rules out the dynamical
superselection of all such non-algebraic IPS
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"We [...] introduce a new measure, felinity." arxiv.org/abs/2604.02793
Definition 2.1 (Felinity of a quantum state). For a n-qubit state ρ, the felinity of ρ, F n(ρ) ∈ [0, 1] is defined as...
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Also, check out this comment on SciRate! scirate.com/arxiv/2603.2...
This is indeed a surprising result, provided that every piece can be confidently verified by a third party and that all assumptions can be further justified. Since this work appears to make more assumptions than prior work, that somewhat weakens the baseline.

Below, I list all 11 places in the paper that contain “assume” or related forms:

    Assumes non-local connectivity.

    Here, we assume a 1 ms stabilizer measurement cycle.

    We assume that each surgery gadget is implemented in (\tau_s \approx 2d/3) code cycles, where (d) denotes the distance of the processor code.

    We assume that each layer of surgery takes (\tau_{\mathrm{cult.s}} = 2d_s/3) code cycles, which often minimizes the total logical error rate.

    In the above, we assumed that for each (C_i), the involved (m_i) qubits are read from memory at the beginning and written back to memory at the end.

    For the balanced architecture, we assume that (2q_a < k_p), so that the processor can store the (2q_a) qubits needed for unary iteration while still leaving enough space to apply the word operators.

    For the ECC-256 algorithm, based on compilations in [116--120], we assume the following split in the Toffoli count among controlled adders, adders, and lookups:
        40% for 256-bit adders,
        50% for 256-bit controlled adders,
        10% for lookups with 16 address bits and word size 256.

    In addition, we assume the existence of logical gadgets capable of measuring many logically disjoint PPMs on high-rate codes in parallel.

    For (P < 600) ((P \geq 600)), we assume processor encoding rates of (r = 20\%) ((r = 30\%)), based on upcoming work [125].

    We assume that these codes have the same rate as the processor, except when (P < 100), where we assume a lower encoding rate of 4% to allow transversal coupling of smaller block sizes (e.g., the bb18 code).

    To account for larger codes and more complex PPMs, we consider (\gamma = 1\text{--}3) and plot results for (\gamma = 2…
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Google going both for superconducting qubits as well as neutral atoms
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Gilles Brassard explains how he met Charlie Bennet on a beach in 1979. The lesson here is that next time you see somebody on a beach who looks like a cult leader, do not hesitate to approach them to explain how quantum money works. You might both get a million dollars one day!
Gilles Brassard explains how he met Charlie Bennet on a beach in 1979.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"From a chemical and biochemical perspective, computing the ground-state energy of a model to some specified accuracy – even chemical accuracy – is a highly artificial target."
From a chemical and biochemical perspective, computing the ground-state energy of a model to some specified accuracy – even chemical accuracy – is a highly artificial target. Most chemical calculations that have an impact on our understanding never achieve or even target chemical accuracy in the total energy. In addition, chemistry does not depend on the the total energy, but the relative energy of different chemical configurations, which typically differ only by O(1) changes in the bonding and chemistry.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"The second proposition, that elucidating the reaction mechanism of nitrogenase will lead to a transformative societal impact, is similarly nuanced." "While it is true that the nitrogenase enzyme functions at ambient temperature and pressure, it is simply false that it consumes much less energy."
While it is true that the nitrogenase enzyme functions at ambient temperature and pressure, it is simply false that it consumes much less energy. This is because the large amount of energy required for nitrogen fixation mainly originates from thermodynamics, i.e. one needs energy to break the strong nitrogen triple bond. In fact, taking into account the physiological conditions and the ATP cost, bacteria arguably expend more energy to reduce ammonia (Chan 2024) than a modern efficient industrial implementation of the Haber-Bosch process. Thus the real hope behind trying to understand the nitrogenase mechanism in the context of societal impact is that we may one day engineer a variant of it with more desirable properties, e.g. with higher turnover, or with a lower carbon footprint, or which is more selective for nitrogen reduction. Whether this is actually possible remains to be seen, and certainly requires much more than knowing the ground-state of FeMo-co, or even the full reaction mechanism.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
When you forget to apply Pauli Z before attending Oscars.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
Never heard of "Oratomic" before, but it is now officially the hottest quantum startup out there! hsinyuan-huang.github.io
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Can anyone make a carpet with this pattern? arxiv.org/pdf/2602.222...
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
When will we get "Tensors for babies", @csferrie.com? arxiv.org/pdf/2602.158...
Figure 1: The tensor spider T with 6 legs
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
When you want to observe qubits without disturbing them.
Cameraman at Olympic figure skating.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Love this Better Offline episode where Ed Zitron @edzitron.com and Cal Newport @author-calnewport.bsky.social discuss issues in current AI reporting. "Vibe reporting" and "hype laundering" are common also in quantum computing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=85uX...
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
What are you doing? Me: "Generating quantum entanglement from sunlight" arxiv.org/abs/2602.15655
Old man sunbathing
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Me including \usepackage{microtype} in the LaTeX document preamble. ctan.org/pkg/microtype
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Me: Immediately buying a train ticket to Germany.
Ordering
An ordering of volumes is no longer possible, but all volumes of this series are available in almost all university libraries in Germany.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
When your butt slides into DMs with Dulwich without you being aware of it.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
For those who want to read the [mtl] paper...
[mtl] Too many to list. 2
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Just LOVE the "Advanced Quantum Algorithms" lecture notes of Stacey Jeffery!!! homepages.cwi.nl/~jeffery/not... Everyone teaching quantum computing should read this paragraph out loud to their students! homepages.cwi.nl/~jeffery/not...
Many of the potential applications of Hamiltonian simulation are not algorithms themselves, but
rather, the idea that having a better understanding of certain physical or chemical systems would likely
lead to new scientific and technological breakthroughs. Some of these are well worked out ideas (for
example, nitrogen fixation [RWS+17]), but many of them are very tenuous, which unfortunately does
not stop popular science news, and technology-enthusiasts who have decided to make a career talking
a lot about quantum computing without really understanding it, from treating such applications as
being just around the corner. You will find headlines and ted talks claiming quantum computers can
solve every futuristic-sounding problem, including fixing climate change [mtl], curing cancer [Kak24],
and finding the secret to immortality [Gre20]. I mean, science could solve any of these (but could it?),
and faster Hamiltonian simulation would mean we can do better science, so. . . The reality is, there
probably will be many applications to being able to simulate physical systems, but we do not yet know
what they will be. We will not discuss applications of Hamiltonian simulation in this course, but it
is important to understand that there is a lot of hype around quantum computing, some of which is
justified, and some of which is not.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Are these ice cream flavours or finance terminology? arxiv.org/abs/2602.03725
The term exotic is typically used to refer to derivatives that are path-dependent and/or depend on non-
standard underlyings. This is in contrast to vanillas, which are frequently traded derivatives, e.g. European
options, that are path-independent and depend on simple underlyings, like equities.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
My TQC submission.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The Dulwich award for the best poster setup at #QIP2026 goes to Kotowski and Oszmaniec!
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Good to know that there is another option for hosting #QIP2028 in a "politically stable and welcoming" location!
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
As usual, Dulwich Quantum is placing a bid to host #QIP2028 in Dulwich, South London! Don't forget to vote for us!
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
5 lessons learned by John Watrous @johnwatrous.bsky.social in quantum education.
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Love the rock concert vibes of #QIP2026!
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Bless your soul! #QIP2026
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Dorit Aharonov spends some time to explain what quantum advantage is and makes a distinction between asymptotic and finite quantum advantage. She did a quick poll of hands which showed that we perceieve both types of advantage as important.
Dorit Aharonov speaking at QIP2026
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Dulwich Quantum Computing @dulwichquantum.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
"If you can solve hard problems, you can solve easy problems." --André Chailloux at #QIP2026
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