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DullardtheDull

@dullardthedull.bsky.social
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Probably the dumbest person you will interact with today He/Him Bi and grumpy

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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 11h
Mad respect for next doors sex life but Jesus how do they have the energy at six in the morning?
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 13h
I do attempt not to be a British stereotype but I also have just woken up from a brutal nightmare and scurried downstairs for a cuppa and hobnobs to settle myself.
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Insanity 😡
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Nelle from the Leftist Cooks (She/Her) @neillyleftistcook.bsky.social · 22h
Cooking for the person you love is one of the most erotic things you can do. Like, look sweetheart I broke apart mother earth with my bare hands and reassembled her into ephemeral art to make your mouth cum.
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 21h
Chocolate ice cream is an excellent cure all.
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 22h
Urgh how am I so bloody tired? Had a relaxing day with the Godkid but now I'm so knackered that any position other than supine feels like a pure imposition.
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Having a sing a long in the kitchen with the Godkid, had to gently explain that shaboozys lady friend was two stepping on the table not goose stepping. I love daft days.
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Eating an apple is great. Why is it improved so drastically by eating it sliced with a work knife outside?
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Four rashers of thick cut back bacon, two slices of brown bread well buttered and schmeared with brown sauce finished off with grated mature cheddar. Sometimes simple is best.
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Thought Slime’s monster @slimemildred.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don’t want to sound glib, but if a woman actually wanted to “make up a crime to ruin a man’s reputation,” they’d pick one that people actually give a shit about, like hurting a dog or something.
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh poo my immersion blender has blended it's last soup.
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Next week I'm dming for the first time in near 20 years (we're doing wildsea) Any advice would be much appreciated. #ttrpg #wildsea #advice
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Made some Turkish style chilli mint sauce to go with my kofta for tea. Lush but so spicy my ears are sweaty.
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you take a historical view Germany taking a hard line on EU member states debt is a touch hypocritical. Last time they had to pay for their mistakes they literally became nazis about it.
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kewpie mayonnaise is overrated. To get the same effect try salad cream whilst setting fire to a fiver.
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sapko keeps on winning. youtube.com/shorts/AcLdh...
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YouTube video by Danny Sapko
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Swear I'm getting more like the princess and the pea. But without being able to afford that many mattresses.
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Left over tuna pasta bake is a god tier lunch.
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It always weirds me out how relatively recent the introduction of tomatoes are to Europe.
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Feena van @feenavan2099.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
PLEASE HELP YOUR TRANS SISTER GET FOOD.
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope if it comes to it I've a fraction of this ladies courage.
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You'd think that by now I'd be used to my weak, broken body. Apparently not. All I did yesterday was cook and housework, in agony today. Groovy.
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Sophie Molly @sophiemolly.co.uk · 30/09/2026
www.heraldscotland.com/news/2658538...
heraldscotland.com
Alan Cumming named new patron of trans rights organisation TransLucent
Alan Cumming named TransLucent patron as the Scottish actor joins the UK human rights group advocating equality, legal recognition and healthcare…
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hahahahaha! A full freezer shelf of meals made. Spent all what felt like a year cooking today but now I have four portions each of five different meals. Ya boy is stocked up!
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Quack told me that seen as chaps in my family grow bum cancer like its a hobby I should up my fibre. I duly have. I do wish I'd been warned to do it gradually, I'm so glad I have a basket of reading materials in the bathroom.
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Cocoa with hot honey. Made by mistake but bloody lush.
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I swear every time I have to buy a new winter jacket I get a touch more Marxist (I'm crap at reading theory so more like Marxish tbh)
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
To people who don’t believe that Kermit the Frog is real: What is the basis for your morality? Where does your moral standard come from?
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Follow not the green deceiver for his ways lead only to the wetlands of despair! Heed the call of the Gonzonian faith, for the path of the star felt is the only key to transcendence.
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Olivia Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
11 years ago, Vampire: The Dark Ages V20 released. I developed it. One of my favorite things from it was @filamena.bsky.social's version of the Gangrel flaw. The animal features were temporary—you could opt to fail a roll because of one to get rid of it. Vampire needed more Hard Choice mechanics.
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Argh! Now I've dropped my biscuit tin! Seems I can't be trusted to interact with breakable objects today. Imma be sat in the corner trying not to burn the house down.
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Antifa Crone- La Mort To Der Fascista @cheriegrant.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Brilliant post. It is cheaper to help people than punish them.
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Shellraiser B Woke - Living Saint of Purity🏳️‍⚧️🖤💜🤍 💛 @shelleybwoke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you're wondering why women don't report sexual assault promptly, 1) you're a cis man, 2) maybe you should read about how the UK police ignored witness testimony about child sexual abuse by Ian Watkins for YEARS - despite actual proof and shut your fucking mouth en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Wat...
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Ian Watkins - Wikipedia
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No morning coffee be ause my clumsy ass managed to drop the jar. No coffee and having to clean the kitchen floor first thing kinda sucks.
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tried out some homemade scotch bonnet puree to give my stir fried noodles a bit of kick. T'was me that got kicked, like I made good food but now I'm sat here with a runny nose and numb lips.
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Boss man shop had proper curry wurst ketchup! My next few weeks will be very currywurst centric.
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Blaming migrants achieves nothing Demanding an end to profiteering by millionaire bosses could end poverty, hunger, homelessness with £billions to spare for our NHS, social care ... "Every person working a 40 hour week should earn enough money for a decent life" via The UK Against Hate
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Good thread. Read, read now.
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Sable, Final Girl 🏳️‍⚧️ @ghostlysable.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
your activism will be disability inclusive or it will be pointless
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Me when I can't find my nut cracker.
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Eamonn-Forde @eamonn-forde.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh, Viz.
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Reckon I need to stop carrying my anger around with me like a comfort blanket. It's making my own company unpleasant.
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I can't explain why but in an urban fantasy type doo-dah the horn of jericho should be a tuba.
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Mike Rose @mikerose.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
NEW GAME ANNOUNCEMENT RTs HUGELY APPRECIATED 🏌🏌🏼‍♂️🏌🏌️‍♀️⛳🛺 This is *Really Illegal Golf* It's essentially Metal Gear Golf with Friends. Really. - Multiplayer stealth golf - Dodge security, stay alive, and sink that putt - Free multiplayer demo available right now store.steampowered.com/app/4115520/...
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I've never had a tamale and I've come to believe that this is a moral flaw.
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Civ 7 is really fun but incredibly unbalanced and incomplete.
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Decided I'm in no fit state to do a proper dinner today so it's been a cheesy chip butty for lunch and leftover lentil curry for supper.
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DullardtheDull @dullardthedull.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Excellent point. Media preservation is incredibly important and only getting more so.
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