ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 09/10/2026What is a ball duck? Everything I've learned about cricket has been on accident by listening to the bugle and I don't think you've covered that topic 010 1
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026As the senior senator from NYS, what specific actions are you taking to force the executive branch to refund this money? 030 3
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Working with spreadsheets on mobile is its own special hell 000 0
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Sorry, fresh out. Can I interest you in a slightly under glockened spiel? 021 2
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Defaced as it is, my Internet rotted brain still recognizes this image 000 0
Reposted by @ducktank.bsky.socialTechnology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"Are you selling me a solution or a dependency?" is a question I think more people should ask. 4639491082 3.9K
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Burn the department to the ground, jail the offenders and enablers 010 1
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 04/09/2026#costco needs to chill tf out with the adhesive on their gallons of milk 000 0
Reposted by @ducktank.bsky.socialLore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I am the Snorlax, I speak for the Z’s. 2325 32
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Fun new acronym: Hazardous Waste Operations and Emergency Response aka HAZWOPER 000 0
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Is there any betrayal greater than when a piece of floss gets stuck between your teeth? 000 0
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I'm much more ashamed of my calculator history than my browser history 000 0
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I just assume that people who listen to podcasts or audiobooks on 1.5x or 2x speed are similarly bad at foreplay. 000 0
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I think my favorite thing about salsa is it counts as a serving of vegetables 000 0
Reposted by @ducktank.bsky.socialZach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 12/08/2026Twitch now uses your channel to train generative AI by default. You can opt out of some training here: www.twitch.tv/settings/sec... 24188978671 8.9K
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 11/08/2026A little more niche but what about Warhammer Fantasy and WoW? 021 2
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Mini naan Has got it goin on It's all I want And I've waited for so long Whole wheat can't you see You're just not the bread for me I know it might be wrong But I'm in love with mini naan 000 0
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ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I'm a thoughtful person in that my head is often full of thoughts and I wish it wasn't 000 0
Reposted by @ducktank.bsky.socialSam Held @samheldcomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026A revolutionary plinko-lection #funny ##humor #comic 001 1
Reposted by @ducktank.bsky.socialSam Held @samheldcomics.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Hello #funny #humor #comics 001 1
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 24/07/2026It's read-only Friday which means I can only read tickets but not respond to them 000 0
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Having children who speak a foreign language 0353 35
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 22/07/2026@bobchipman.bsky.social It took me an embarrassingly long time to get your "old man yells at cloud" visual pun 1111 11
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Scrolled too fast and thought they were petroglyphs 010 1
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Disable this setting to stop #YouTube from including your channel name when you share a link #privacy 000 0
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 08/07/2026"I hope every toilet seat you sit on is warm and you don't know why" 000 0
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Watching Tombstone and I just realized his parents named him 'Virgil Earp' 000 0
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The inventor of the fruit bowl: "What if everything tasted like honeydew?" 000 0
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 01/07/2026I never saw these but I have rarely been disappointed in food that comes wrapped in dough 2300 30
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I don't want him to die in office. I want him to die in prison. 000 0
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 05/06/2026A-viking we will go! A-viking we will go! We'll catch a little monk And steal his junk And then we'll burn his home! 000 0
Reposted by @ducktank.bsky.socialBob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Right now "SCARY MOVIE 6" is probably throwing a whole new ending together that's just a 'BACKROOMS' joke and it's probably just the most unfunny thing ever 89522 95
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 30/05/2026The unredacted "sounds of children screaming" should be required background music any time someone wants to advocate more cops in schools 030 3
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 30/05/2026How much do you want to bet that the DOJ set up an anonymous Amazon drop shipping account selling "Fuck Trump" merch to get the names, addresses, and banking information on people who are opposed to the current regime without having to bother with that pesky due process? 010 1
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 21/05/2026There are more than 2500 skins available in fortnite 000 0
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 01/05/2026If birds had the Internet would videos of mating dances be porn? 000 0
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Send a letter in the mail - in Braille - to Johnny Quest Send! Me! Back! My! Etch! A! Sketch! 000 0
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 21/04/2026The "acre-foot" is one of the more amusing measurements we've come up with 030 3
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 09/04/2026@natogreen.bsky.social Your monologue on the "discipline of hope" from this week's Bugle was genuinely inspiring and uplifting. Thank you. For anyone who hasn't heard it, here's a time-stamped link, though you should really listen to the whole episode youtu.be/Q3WLdRtHX3U?...youtu.beThis week's been rough!YouTube video by The Bugle 010 1
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Me: And that's about where things are at now. What do you think, Mr. Franklin? Is there any hope for the American Experiment? Benjamin Franklin: *passed out after watching VR milf porn for 87 straight hours* 000 0
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 07/04/2026So, if we nuke Iran tonight do I go to work in the morning? Not a completely absurd question 000 0
