ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Defaced as it is, my Internet rotted brain still recognizes this image 000
Reposted by @ducktank.bsky.socialTechnology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"Are you selling me a solution or a dependency?" is a question I think more people should ask. 4639421079
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 04/09/2026#costco needs to chill tf out with the adhesive on their gallons of milk 000
Reposted by @ducktank.bsky.socialLore Sjöberg @loresjoberg.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I am the Snorlax, I speak for the Z’s. 2315
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Fun new acronym: Hazardous Waste Operations and Emergency Response aka HAZWOPER 000
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Is there any betrayal greater than when a piece of floss gets stuck between your teeth? 000
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I'm much more ashamed of my calculator history than my browser history 000
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I just assume that people who listen to podcasts or audiobooks on 1.5x or 2x speed are similarly bad at foreplay. 000
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I think my favorite thing about salsa is it counts as a serving of vegetables 000
Reposted by @ducktank.bsky.socialZach Bussey 🍁 @zachbussey.tos.gg · 12/08/2026Twitch now uses your channel to train generative AI by default. You can opt out of some training here: www.twitch.tv/settings/sec... 24288918671
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Mini naan Has got it goin on It's all I want And I've waited for so long Whole wheat can't you see You're just not the bread for me I know it might be wrong But I'm in love with mini naan 000
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I'm a thoughtful person in that my head is often full of thoughts and I wish it wasn't 000
Reposted by @ducktank.bsky.socialSam Held @samheldcomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026A revolutionary plinko-lection #funny ##humor #comic 001
Reposted by @ducktank.bsky.socialSam Held @samheldcomics.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Hello #funny #humor #comics 001
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 24/07/2026It's read-only Friday which means I can only read tickets but not respond to them 000
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 22/07/2026@bobchipman.bsky.social It took me an embarrassingly long time to get your "old man yells at cloud" visual pun 1111
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Disable this setting to stop #YouTube from including your channel name when you share a link #privacy 000
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 08/07/2026"I hope every toilet seat you sit on is warm and you don't know why" 000
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Watching Tombstone and I just realized his parents named him 'Virgil Earp' 000
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The inventor of the fruit bowl: "What if everything tasted like honeydew?" 000
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 17/06/2026I don't want him to die in office. I want him to die in prison. 000
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 05/06/2026A-viking we will go! A-viking we will go! We'll catch a little monk And steal his junk And then we'll burn his home! 000
Reposted by @ducktank.bsky.socialBob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Right now "SCARY MOVIE 6" is probably throwing a whole new ending together that's just a 'BACKROOMS' joke and it's probably just the most unfunny thing ever 89522
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 30/05/2026How much do you want to bet that the DOJ set up an anonymous Amazon drop shipping account selling "Fuck Trump" merch to get the names, addresses, and banking information on people who are opposed to the current regime without having to bother with that pesky due process? 010
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 21/05/2026There are more than 2500 skins available in fortnite 000
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 01/05/2026If birds had the Internet would videos of mating dances be porn? 000
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 23/04/2026Send a letter in the mail - in Braille - to Johnny Quest Send! Me! Back! My! Etch! A! Sketch! 000
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 09/04/2026@natogreen.bsky.social Your monologue on the "discipline of hope" from this week's Bugle was genuinely inspiring and uplifting. Thank you. For anyone who hasn't heard it, here's a time-stamped link, though you should really listen to the whole episode youtu.be/Q3WLdRtHX3U?...youtu.beThis week's been rough!YouTube video by The Bugle 010
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 09/04/2026Me: And that's about where things are at now. What do you think, Mr. Franklin? Is there any hope for the American Experiment? Benjamin Franklin: *passed out after watching VR milf porn for 87 straight hours* 000
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 07/04/2026So, if we nuke Iran tonight do I go to work in the morning? Not a completely absurd question 000
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 27/03/2026The song stuck in my head this morning youtu.be/GbaDwh7xeJE?youtu.bePaul Simon - Crazy Love, Vol. II (Official Audio)YouTube video by PaulSimonVEVO 000
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 18/03/2026You know how some places will play music kids don't like to discourage them from hanging around? I think the transit center is trying that with Nickelback 000
Reposted by @ducktank.bsky.socialBob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 13/03/2026FYI YouTube is BURYING today's video (and we're dealing with ContentID stuff re: "Melonia" 🤷♂️) so if folks are able **PLEASE** share and 'hype button' this one as far as you are able - it REALLY helps 🙏 youtu.be/qd660Zy2kyU?...youtu.beNew Big Picture - TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE Q&AYouTube video by moviebob 36944
Reposted by @ducktank.bsky.socialNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Foreign policy experts say the war in Iran was not necessary. A guy who beats his wife and drinks four gin-and-tonics before lunch every day says that it was. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust. 1061987
Reposted by @ducktank.bsky.socialNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 13/03/2026I used to play Risk a lot in high-school. Here’s how many troops I think it will take to hold the Strait of Hormuz. 421319179
Reposted by @ducktank.bsky.socialghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 13/03/2026the ideal amount I would like to think about measles is zero and I resent that I had that once and no longer do 101177178
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Scene from a bus: Woman called someone on her phone and immediately asked "Do you have my money?" 5 or 6 times, paused for a response, said ok and hung up 100
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 02/02/2026If it wasn't for self-deprecation I wouldn't have any deprecation at all 000
Reposted by @ducktank.bsky.socialbtat @btatmarauder.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Everyone who carried this out was following unlawful orders. 021
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 29/12/2025If I had a nickel for every time I wasn't paying attention and got on the wrong bus I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but I am annoyed that I've done it twice 000
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 21/12/2025🎵 He's beginning to sound a lot like Hit-ler Every time he speaks What did he say just then? More ranting about Bi-den? 🎶 000
ducktank.bsky.social @ducktank.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Fuck #uber. I don't need you politicking pop ups on my phone. Pay your driver's more 000
