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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Man who supported Brexit then fucked off to Monaco to avoid contributing a penny of his £15 billion fortune to public services makes the mistake of thinking anyone gives a shit what he thinks.
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ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Nice of them to get a box for Tom Cruise to stand on but still no clue what he's doing there #wheresthefootball
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Jodrell Bank @jodrellbank.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
☀️ Sunny weather this half term means plenty of outdoor fun at Jodrell, from solar telescopes to our new constellation play trail! There’s still time to join us for a week of cosmic May-hem. See what's on: ow.ly/kLyk50Z4Cur 🗓️ 23 - 31 May, 2026 📸 Andrew Brooks
A child earing a blue cap looks into a solar telescope, whilst his family smiles and watches. A section of the Lovell Telescope can be seen in the background against a blue sky.A child in a red shirt plays on an outdoor wooden playground, shaped like a constellation. Similar constellation play areas and green trees are in the background.An Explainer in a black uniform delivers an outdoor telescope talk to an audience, including a young girl in a purple jumper. The Lovell Telescope is in the background.
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 17/05/2026
Immigration make Britain brilliant
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Jodrell Bank @jodrellbank.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
🐣 We've been welcoming some very cute new arrivals to Jodrell for a family day out... If you’re visiting soon, let us know if you spot our feathered friends! #Spring #CheshireLife #JodrellBank
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drdemocracy.bsky.social @drdemocracy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Oh, there’d be MAGAs who’d re-up.
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
How long until this is announced?
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ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
🚨 An undercover sting exposed alarming loopholes in Westminster’s weak lobbying system: a fake Chinese company bought meetings with ministers and MPs, and it may not have even broken any rules! ✍️ Sign & share: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...
you.38degrees.org.uk
Stop foreign interference in British politics
British politics has a foreign interference problem. An undercover investigation by Democracy for Sale and Led By Donkeys has revealed how shockingly easy it is for secretive Chinese interests to pene...
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 24/03/2026
We tracked down the superyacht owned by the world’s sixth richest man. Larry Ellison won’t like what we did to it 🛥️🏴‍☠️
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 08/02/2026
Elon’s emails to Epstein. Location: Starbase, Texas
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Stop Trump Coalition @ukstoptrump.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Over and over again, Keir Starmer has given Trump what he wants, in order to avoid US tariffs. Now Trump wants to annex Greenland – and he's putting tariffs on the UK for opposing it. The UK can't keep giving in to tariff threats. It's time for Europe to come together to take Trump on.
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Donald Trump says eight European countries face 10% tariff for opposing US control of Greenland – Europe live
Denmark, Norway, Sweden, the UK, France, Germany, the Netherlands and Finland will face tariffs from 1 February
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MrsVB @mrsivb.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
In light of recent events, this should surely get some more traction
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Petition: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party
When an MP decides they want to defect to another party a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with their...
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Dawokefarmer @dawokefarmer.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Heading to Minneapolis! Stay Loud Everyone!
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ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
stoptrump.org.uk/sign-venezue...
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Open letter: UK must not abstain on UN Venezuela vote
Stop Trump Coalition
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 19/12/2025
The story of Farage and Putin, told by British-Ukrainian soldier Shaun Pinner on a destroyed apartment block in Kyiv.
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Stop Trump Coalition @ukstoptrump.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Trump has started his lawsuit against the BBC today. We're writing to BBC Chair Samir Shah demanding that the BBC must NOT offer a Trump a payout. Sign the letter here: stoptrump.org.uk/sign-bbc-let...
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Sign the letter: The BBC must not pay Trump a penny
Stop Trump Coalition
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The Guardian @theguardian.com · 06/12/2025
The Liz Truss Show review – hapless ravings from a cupboard
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The Liz Truss Show review – hapless ravings from a cupboard
Britain’s briefest PM kept her fans waiting before launching her latest plea for Maga attention in the form of a ham-fisted YouTube talk show
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Peter Stefanovic @peterstefanovic.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
🚨The Petition calling for a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy has now rocketed past 55,000 signatures! Let’s get it to 100,000. If a petition is what it’s going to take let’s get this done! petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
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Susie Dent @susiedentwords.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Word of the day is ‘quockerwodger’ (19th century): a puppet politician whose strings are pulled entirely by someone else.
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Snopes @snopes.com · 20/11/2025
✅Yes, the Senate cut food safety regulations in a funding bill to reopen the government. We broke down what's changed. 👇 www.snopes.com/fact-check/g...
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Government funding bill cuts food safety regulations. See the provisions for yourself
The bill prohibited the FDA from enforcing regulations aimed at increasing traceability of the supply chain, among other rules.
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Sarah Longwell @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
NEW @thebulwark.com: @jaredpoland.bsky.social discovered that Trump's Truth Social AI search tool is actually woke. This and more from @billkristolbulwark.bsky.social and @eggerdc.bsky.social in today's Morning Shots.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 10/11/2025
Some of the stray dogs living near Chernobyl have recently turned blue. This confused scientists for weeks, until they realized they had simply been rolling around in chemicals from a nearby set of portable toilets. 14/10 for all
a stray dog stands in a bushy area. the dog is blue with golden eyes. he looks majestic as he stares off into the distance.a group of 4 dogs rest together in a bushy area. two of the dogs are tan, one is black, and the last is blue with long, scruffy fur.a blue dog is mid-step as he walks through brush.
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Secular Talk @kylekulinskishow.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
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Jodrell Bank @jodrellbank.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
We’re delighted that our Space Dome is one of the livestream venues for this year’s Christmas Lectures, hosted by the prestigious Royal Institution. Watch Dame Dr Maggie Aderin-Pocock explore the breakthroughs that have transformed our understanding of the Universe: ow.ly/xMq150XnbSG
Dame Dr Maggie Aderin-Pocock, framed in a blue space backdrop. Caption reads 'Christmas Lectures from The Royal Institution, supported by CGI. Livestreamed at Jodrell Bank! Saturday 13 December, 18.00-20.00.'
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 27/10/2025
Farage: epic grifter
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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 22/09/2025
BREAKING: The Supreme Court will consider expanding Trump’s power to shape independent agencies by overturning 90-year-old precedent.
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Supreme Court will weigh expanding Trump’s power to shape agencies by overturning 90-year-old ruling
The Supreme Court will consider expanding President Donald Trump’s power to shape independent agencies by overturning a nearly century-old decision limiting when presidents can fire board members.
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MrsVB @mrsivb.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Worth a sign and share petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
petition.parliament.uk
Petition: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party
When an MP decides they want to defect to another party a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with their...
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
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Reese Waters @troubledh2o.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
-via itsmejesuschrist. 👉🏽Follow @ReeseWaters on all platforms!
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Insta Science @instascience.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
When you clean for hours and then get reminded you have kids.
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The Potters Podcast - A Stoke City Podcast @thepotterspod.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
𝗦𝘁𝗼𝗸𝗲 𝟯-𝟭 𝗗𝗲𝗿𝗯𝘆 🔥 Fast start, strong press, then sucker punched by Derby. Baker levels it, then two in added time—scenes at the bet365! Huge win. Up the Potters! ❤️🤍 #SCFC #StokeCity #UTP
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The Women's Game @womensgamemib.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Find someone who looks at you the way Michelle Agyemang and Chloe Kelly look at the Euro trophy 😍
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ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Almost feel sorry for the misogynist England fans out there, fancy missing out on an England team winning tournaments and inspiring generations. ⚽ #Lionesses
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Politics in the U.K. @politicsintheuk.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Two tier justice.
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The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Today's front page 📰 Convicted US felon to arrive in Scotland Our front page has caused a stir online, prompting anger from Donald Trump's supporters. So, we want to ask: which part is factually inaccurate? 🤔
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Stop Trump Coalition @ukstoptrump.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Trump will be in Scotland THIS WEEKEND!
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The Lincoln Project @lincolnproject.us · 23/07/2025
Trump: I wish Ghislaine Maxwell well. Jonathan Swan: She’s a child sex trafficker. Trump: Big deal... I do, I wish her well.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Since most MPs would have refused to go, we felt it was best to avoid the scenario of Trump addressing a room that was empty apart from a furiously wanking Farage.
Headline says Trump denied address to Parliament on state visit
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 09/07/2025
The Speaker of the house has excellent comic timing. Starmer at PMQs: "We will continue to go after the fraudsters, the grifters and the con artists, no matter who they are or where we find them!" Mr Speaker: "Nigel Farage!"
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L.A. TACO @lataco.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
By popular demand, @eltragon.bsky.social dives into The Declaration of Independence, a subject he covered in his last DAILY MEMO on the 4th of July. It isn’t just a document declaring independence, it documents and defines the actions of a tyrant who is unfit to be ruler of the free people.
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The Oatmeal @theoatmeal.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
A comic about a rat
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Millions of Chopped Landlord Pieces @thirteentwelve.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
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Tiktok of z White haired man drinking a pint of lager. Text says:
Al is going to replace you.

I'd love to see Al drink 6 beers before 11 AM in Spain
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SANTA CLAUS @santaclausalaska.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
“Is he dead yet?” asked Piglet. “No,” said Pooh. “Fuck,” said Piglet.
This is a color drawing of Piglet and Pooh, walking in the snow, between a small stand of trees and shrubs, on a cloudy, cool day.
“Is he dead yet?” asked Piglet.
“No,” said Pooh.
“Fuck, said Piglet.
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ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Only 1330 days left...assuming there is another election.
Whitehouse in Washington DC. Its run down and in a state of disrepair. There is a solid gold jumbo jet off to one side with the words "Air Farce One"  emblazoned on the side. There is a burnt out Tesla car on the lawn and the area is strewn with empty fast food wrappers
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UNITED24 @u24.gov.ua · 25/05/2025
Today is the Day of Kyiv, our beloved capital. Ukraine’s heart and soul 💙💛 Despite russia’s manic attempts to rip those apart, Kyiv stands in all of its magnificent glory — showing no hint of surrender. That’s why we love it. After all, how can we not love you, Kyiv of ours?
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
NRA in 2020: "We need guns to resist tyranny!" NRA in 2021: "We need guns to resist tyranny!" NRA in 2022: "We need guns to resist tyranny!" NRA in 2023: "We need guns to resist tyranny!" NRA in 2024: "Ya know, tyranny's not so bad."
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 07/05/2025
TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
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Greenpeace UK @greenpeaceuk.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
FUN FACT: Since 2019, Nigel Farage's Reform has taken more than £2.3 MILLION from oil and gas interests - making up an astonishing 92% of the party's donations. Reform are NOT for ordinary people. They're in the pockets of the big oil lobby.
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