ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I think sometimes they bite when they start to get squeezed but not enough to kill them quickly. I got bitten putting on some jeans that had a spider inside as it got squeezed against my leg. 000
Reposted by @ducksizehorse.bsky.socialParody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Man who supported Brexit then fucked off to Monaco to avoid contributing a penny of his £15 billion fortune to public services makes the mistake of thinking anyone gives a shit what he thinks. 962415605
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If we agree to actually watch something together rather than just having something in the background, every time the phone gets picked up it gets paused. Soon gets the message across. 1181
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Can you keep him with the rest of your degenerates? We really don't want it back 000
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026As long as we aren't paying for their security noone gives a toss 010
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 15/08/2026And around 30% of Americans are just fine with this? 030
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Why isn't this shouted into their faces by the press every time they open their mouth on the subject? 010
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026At least they got him a box to stand on, that was nice 010
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Nice of them to get a box for Tom Cruise to stand on but still no clue what he's doing there #wheresthefootball 000
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Maybe they'll even have some football in a min 000
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I heard they had no choice as he threatened to send troops to the ancient country of FIFA 000
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 21/06/2026And then four years later Americans will vote in another lunatic 000
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Id hate to see what they'd do if they lost 020
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Getting us ready for the shit show of a world cup 110
Reposted by @ducksizehorse.bsky.socialJodrell Bank @jodrellbank.bsky.social · 27/05/2026☀️ Sunny weather this half term means plenty of outdoor fun at Jodrell, from solar telescopes to our new constellation play trail! There’s still time to join us for a week of cosmic May-hem. See what's on: ow.ly/kLyk50Z4Cur 🗓️ 23 - 31 May, 2026 📸 Andrew Brooks 0123
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I don't understand the problem. Americans knew what he was like and exactly what he was going to do before the election. And they voted him in anyway. 020
Reposted by @ducksizehorse.bsky.socialLed By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 17/05/2026Immigration make Britain brilliant 511139234209
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Maybe the Americans could try doing something while we're at it 022
Reposted by @ducksizehorse.bsky.socialJodrell Bank @jodrellbank.bsky.social · 13/05/2026🐣 We've been welcoming some very cute new arrivals to Jodrell for a family day out... If you’re visiting soon, let us know if you spot our feathered friends! #Spring #CheshireLife #JodrellBank 1244
Reposted by @ducksizehorse.bsky.socialdrdemocracy.bsky.social @drdemocracy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Oh, there’d be MAGAs who’d re-up. 58412
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 12/05/2026static.klipy.comHomer's Makeup Mishap on MargeALT: Homer's Makeup Mishap on Marge 000
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 03/05/2026A face you'd never get tired of slapping 000
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 03/05/2026bsky.app/profile/lond... Did you mean like this? 100
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 02/05/2026We can definitely finish with a result. I doubt it will a good one though 😄 020
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Lol it could always be worse, you could be a Stoke fan 020
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 18/04/2026So the top seat has no legroom for 22hrs the bottom seat smells recycled airline food for 22hrs. What a choice. 120
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I wish I could go on summer holiday as early as these guys have. 010
Reposted by @ducksizehorse.bsky.socialOrange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 18/04/2026How long until this is announced? 1517540
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 04/04/2026🚨 An undercover sting exposed alarming loopholes in Westminster’s weak lobbying system: a fake Chinese company bought meetings with ministers and MPs, and it may not have even broken any rules! ✍️ Sign & share: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...you.38degrees.org.ukStop foreign interference in British politicsBritish politics has a foreign interference problem. An undercover investigation by Democracy for Sale and Led By Donkeys has revealed how shockingly easy it is for secretive Chinese interests to pene... 022
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 31/03/2026But feckin late isn't it, he's already ripped down part of it 010
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 29/03/2026But..if you celebrate St George's day what will the flag shaggers have to complain about? 090
Reposted by @ducksizehorse.bsky.socialLed By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 24/03/2026We tracked down the superyacht owned by the world’s sixth richest man. Larry Ellison won’t like what we did to it 🛥️🏴☠️ 27665732822
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 15/03/2026He can always rely on these heroes 2453
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Would be funny if I couldn't see Starmer actually doing it 011
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 13/03/2026Always looks stunning does New Asgard 110
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 05/03/2026I won't hold my breath, Clacton was chosen for a reason. 003
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 05/03/2026They won't put anything to Farage that would show him up as they have a vested interest in seeing him in power 030
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Disgusting. Weak as piss this chap. I've emailed my MP not that I'll even get a reply 050
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I've emailed my MP not that it will do any good 110
ducksizehorse.bsky.social @ducksizehorse.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Sickening, he's put a target on the UK 030
