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@duckmer.bsky.social
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38 | he/him | food service industry (get me out) I play nearly everything from Nintendo, Square-Enix, Capcom, FromSoft, and select indies bckl.gg/jNO3

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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 18m
Finally I think I got about 50 new unique StreetPasses. I focused on maximizing my Warrior's Way army when I want to be quick about it, which is now around 6M, and become newly hooked on Market Crashers
StreetPass Plaza
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 25m
I've long toyed with the thought to start streaming random games as a side hustle, but getting out there makes me realize I really just aught to get in the habit of doing it as a casual social thing at the least, just gotta accept the setup can't be perfect at first.
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 25m
however ultimately it is a great place to be, I wouldn't swear off returning each year if I have the means. I'm still no good at making friends so it's an amazing feeling just sitting down with a game in the arcade/console free play area and somebody may just come and strike up a conversation
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 43m
and I get that NES Tetris has a healthy competitive scene, but why is THAT like the biggest most permanent staple with the biggest loudest stage running all day every day of the event every time? I adore tetris and puzzle games in general need more love, but can anything else get a turn?
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 46m
for the heightened entry fee it doesn't seem as great a return, it's not quite as densely packed with events and activity (due to increased exhibitor cost too apparently), no DJ or live music, and not even a free tote bag?
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 1h
I thought surely by now there'd be merchants focusing on flash carts, or a sort of boutique scene of custom repro carts, and some more reselling of emulation handhelds among the og hardware to help balance things out and maybe drive down scarcity. there is a teensy bit of it but we're not there yet
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 1h
quite thinner than past years, it still feels like hunting through the scraps in the aftermath of the big collector and speculative buyer inflation, tho I still cling to hope this scene will eventually self regulate a bit. it used to be the place for less affluent gamers to stock up on sweet deals
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 1h
final PRGE2026 haul
Hoot & Needle soft fabric Switch 2 console sleeve and cat toys,
Retro Fighters neon green Brawler 64 controller for N64/Switch/PC,
Dragon Ball: Shenron no Nazo, Kero Kero Keroppi no Daibouken, Argus, and Takeshi's Challenge Famicom cartridges,
Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition, Persona 5 Tactica, and Fire Emblem Warriors: Three Hopes for Switch, 
Petal Crash 2 key,
Dragon Quest slimes and Tamagotchi clear plastic sticker sets by DressyDeerArt,
Pearl and Marina heart sticker, Lola Bunny, Corpse Bride, Jessica Rabbit, and Princess Daphne pinup prints by NylonLyon
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Going Digital @cathedrow.bsky.social · 2h
Just launched - Amiga Super Hexagon. amigasuperhexagon.com Play on your own '80s home computer, or online in your browser. A perfectly impractical way to play the classic game on 40 year old hardware. Free download. @terrycavanaghgames.com @chipzel.bsky.social
amigasuperhexagon.com
Amiga Super Hexagon by going-digital
Amiga port of Super Hexagon
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 12h
on one hand it is perfect poetic justice, but the modders really had to wait til right AFTER the PS5 became extra ultra overpriced to actually add some decent value to owning one? a machine that just runs all of PS1 through 4 would totally be worth around $500
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 18h
why do so many pinball machines implement long confusing multiplayer modes that are too easily accidentally accessible while on free play mode? does anyone actually use this outside of niche competitions? I expect those would run by their own rules and individual plays anyways
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
is it far too late for the DQ mob grouping system to ever change? could newer games at least visually distinguish them as groups or would even that fly in the face of tradition
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Kevin 🌑 and the Suspicious Pumpkin 🎃 @wastelandcoyote.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I don't know a single thing any more
Three Red Slimes and Five Red Slimes appear!
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
saw reactions to this like "wow look at the crazy propaganda they're pushing to trick you into thinking miis are so boring and lame compared to sportsmates" and it's literally just an image of them next to each other 🤔
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
if I win lottery there will be signs (continuing to play the same 3DS games but with a slightly different pattern on the plastic plate)
New 3DS faceplates for $130
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
pleasant hearing Grant Kirkhope tell some stories
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
wow you've really made it
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Mark @markw.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You either die a nephew, or you live long enough to see yourself become the uncle.
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
day 2 🥳
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If Uncle, then only Pussy!🔥
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Kimimi🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com · 10/10/2026
The weekend feels like the perfect time to share this piece on cheerful, tactile, slippy-slidy GBA puzzle game Korokoro Puzzle: Happy Panechu! kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com/2023/01/04/h...
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Korokoro Puzzle Happy Panechu!: Happy! So happy! Mega happy!
KODAK Digital Still Camera Korokoro Puzzle: Happy Panechu! is a GBA puzzle game released exclusively in Japan in 2002 and developed by Mobile 21, perhaps best know for their work on a differen…
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it would be extra nuts if the hyper realistic drive sims actually included full damage simulation because they'd probably take all the actual detailed crash test data into account and make each model accurately crumple in its distinct manner
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The surveillance scrote
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
had a nice chat with the devs, was able to directly purchase a copy of the game, and strongly advised them to play Wind & Water Puzzle Battles. bsky.app/profile/peta...
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
butter claw machine
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
feels like meeting a celebrity
Jumping Flash
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🌸Petal Crash 2 is OUT NOW!!🌸 @petalcrash.com · 09/10/2026
We're all set up at Booth 750 at Portland Retro Game Expo! Come check it out!!
Petal Crash 2 booth with multiple Petal Crash setups
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
right off the bat there's some presence of slop. not shocked by some of the small trashy businesses, but kinda surprised to see it from Ground Kontrol
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Portland Retro Gaming Expo 2026 (thread?) #PRGE
Please don't say dammmn... when you hear the price
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm generally not a point and click adventure fan but Amanita Design games are in a league of their own, thanks in no smart part to their soundtracks. this solo album by their main composer has always been a fixture in my rotation. innerfx.bandcamp.com/album/zorya
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Zorya, by Floex
11 track album
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is probably why she has such strong language about never forgiving you for even daring to mess with frenzied flame stuff, even if it's undone she ain't coming back since they could only make so many endings
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
all the bitch troll comments around the jon blow game are evenly split between "his politics don't actually matter, separate art from artist, politics don't matter in game consumption" and "nyehehheh oh I actually LOVE Blow's politics and buying TWO copies to support them even more!"
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The masculine urge to find six orbs scattered across the realm @jacbox132.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just went to W-fapsburg and everyone there knew you
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
where do the major gaming news outlets stand on sidestepping the screen capture block on the Nintendo Today app and sharing its contents? is anybody pretending that's like on par with piracy or anything? will they be cast out of Nintendo's good graces?
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Nick Suttner @nsuttner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I gave Braid an A+ back in my press days. I spent 100s of hours working on The Witness at PlayStation, fighting for it, getting it into conferences, and being Jon's personal wrangler. I even coined "Metroidbrainia" after it. I will not be buying Order of the Sinking Star, and neither should you.
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
if anyone thinks it's doing anything new or unique or remarkable in the sokoban genre then they haven't been digging through the mountains of riches beautifully curated by Thinky Games. like it's expressly just mashing together the existing works of established creators in that space.
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
oohh the first Pony Island is currently free to add to your steam library. I know Inscyption was their real big hit, but it's worth checking out to see how this style of mixed media variety game focused on solving meta secrets grew and evolved
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Daniel Mullins @dmullinsgames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NEW TRAILER for Pony Island 2: Panda Circus‼️ And the signup for the Steam Playtest is live. If you want to play early to help me find bugs and feedback, sign up here: store.steampowered.com/app/2017940/...
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Amanita Design 🔧 @amanita-design.net · 08/10/2026
Seventeen years later… The time has come for Machinarium 2 🦾🔧 Wishlist NOW on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/1619280/...
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becky @bbwpizzahut.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026
like not even about the ai but just the fact that only does the pc version exist but you can mod the living fuck out of it in like 80 ways because sonic fans are just that autistic like did we really need a recompile for thus? like there are 1000000+ other games needing the treatment
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I know there are many cases where ports and recomps outperform and do things emulation can't, but the motivation behind creating them lately comes off more like chasing a greater high. it don't matter that emulation gets 99% of the way just fine, it just doesn't hit the same for them anymore
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
HEYY YOO why did google play just change my setting and auto update ALL apps without my permission????
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
needs some puffs of cinnamon
sleepywear Homestar
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Gio :⁾ @im.giovanh.com · 08/10/2026
they really boiled executive brainrot down to one quote
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
it's hard to muster energy to lash out against "corporate greed", it's just so expected and unmovable, I think what grinds my gears far more is sleazy "indie" startup greed. y'all should be spamming everything from Teenage Engineering like the PlayDate with "LOWER THE PRICE"
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fae Tactics looked like a near ideal indie successor, I was waiting forever on it to get some port from PC eventually but apparently there were technical issues preventing that and the dev has seemingly moved on 😢
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
tactics games are addictive but I'm getting so fatigued learning about so many nation states and long tangled histories of wars and tragedies, I really need more light ones like FFTA/2
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the thing about DR is some things absolutely would be canon just because it would be funny
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Podracer names -Temu Pringles -Ben Fritos -Juju Labubu -Quattro Bajeena -Tackle “Glomp” Furry -8675309 -Rizzler Malort -Mandalay Bay -Waddle Dee -Sifl & Olly -Punky Skunk -Bruno Mars -Slider Whitcasteel -Gregg Dangerous -Product Tyein -Boonta Vista -Chapo Traphaus -And of course The Mysterious Bobb
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