Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 18mFinally I think I got about 50 new unique StreetPasses. I focused on maximizing my Warrior's Way army when I want to be quick about it, which is now around 6M, and become newly hooked on Market Crashers 010
Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 25mI've long toyed with the thought to start streaming random games as a side hustle, but getting out there makes me realize I really just aught to get in the habit of doing it as a casual social thing at the least, just gotta accept the setup can't be perfect at first. 100
Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 25mhowever ultimately it is a great place to be, I wouldn't swear off returning each year if I have the means. I'm still no good at making friends so it's an amazing feeling just sitting down with a game in the arcade/console free play area and somebody may just come and strike up a conversation 100
Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 43mand I get that NES Tetris has a healthy competitive scene, but why is THAT like the biggest most permanent staple with the biggest loudest stage running all day every day of the event every time? I adore tetris and puzzle games in general need more love, but can anything else get a turn? 100
Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 46mfor the heightened entry fee it doesn't seem as great a return, it's not quite as densely packed with events and activity (due to increased exhibitor cost too apparently), no DJ or live music, and not even a free tote bag? 100
Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 1hI thought surely by now there'd be merchants focusing on flash carts, or a sort of boutique scene of custom repro carts, and some more reselling of emulation handhelds among the og hardware to help balance things out and maybe drive down scarcity. there is a teensy bit of it but we're not there yet 100
Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 1hquite thinner than past years, it still feels like hunting through the scraps in the aftermath of the big collector and speculative buyer inflation, tho I still cling to hope this scene will eventually self regulate a bit. it used to be the place for less affluent gamers to stock up on sweet deals 100
Reposted by SimpsmanGoing Digital @cathedrow.bsky.social · 2hJust launched - Amiga Super Hexagon. amigasuperhexagon.com Play on your own '80s home computer, or online in your browser. A perfectly impractical way to play the classic game on 40 year old hardware. Free download. @terrycavanaghgames.com @chipzel.bsky.socialamigasuperhexagon.comAmiga Super Hexagon by going-digitalAmiga port of Super Hexagon 05713
Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 12hon one hand it is perfect poetic justice, but the modders really had to wait til right AFTER the PS5 became extra ultra overpriced to actually add some decent value to owning one? a machine that just runs all of PS1 through 4 would totally be worth around $500 020
Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 18hwhy do so many pinball machines implement long confusing multiplayer modes that are too easily accidentally accessible while on free play mode? does anyone actually use this outside of niche competitions? I expect those would run by their own rules and individual plays anyways 110
Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026is it far too late for the DQ mob grouping system to ever change? could newer games at least visually distinguish them as groups or would even that fly in the face of tradition 000
Reposted by SimpsmanKevin 🌑 and the Suspicious Pumpkin 🎃 @wastelandcoyote.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I don't know a single thing any more 5530711092
Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026saw reactions to this like "wow look at the crazy propaganda they're pushing to trick you into thinking miis are so boring and lame compared to sportsmates" and it's literally just an image of them next to each other 🤔 140
Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026if I win lottery there will be signs (continuing to play the same 3DS games but with a slightly different pattern on the plastic plate) 210
Reposted by SimpsmanMark @markw.bsky.social · 10/10/2026You either die a nephew, or you live long enough to see yourself become the uncle. 0277
Reposted by SimpsmanKimimi🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com · 10/10/2026The weekend feels like the perfect time to share this piece on cheerful, tactile, slippy-slidy GBA puzzle game Korokoro Puzzle: Happy Panechu! kimimithegameeatingshemonster.com/2023/01/04/h...kimimithegameeatingshemonster.comKorokoro Puzzle Happy Panechu!: Happy! So happy! Mega happy!KODAK Digital Still Camera Korokoro Puzzle: Happy Panechu! is a GBA puzzle game released exclusively in Japan in 2002 and developed by Mobile 21, perhaps best know for their work on a differen… 2154
Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026it would be extra nuts if the hyper realistic drive sims actually included full damage simulation because they'd probably take all the actual detailed crash test data into account and make each model accurately crumple in its distinct manner 010
Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026had a nice chat with the devs, was able to directly purchase a copy of the game, and strongly advised them to play Wind & Water Puzzle Battles. bsky.app/profile/peta... 220
Reposted by Simpsman🌸Petal Crash 2 is OUT NOW!!🌸 @petalcrash.com · 09/10/2026We're all set up at Booth 750 at Portland Retro Game Expo! Come check it out!! 618156
Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026right off the bat there's some presence of slop. not shocked by some of the small trashy businesses, but kinda surprised to see it from Ground Kontrol 250
Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I'm generally not a point and click adventure fan but Amanita Design games are in a league of their own, thanks in no smart part to their soundtracks. this solo album by their main composer has always been a fixture in my rotation. innerfx.bandcamp.com/album/zoryainnerfx.bandcamp.comZorya, by Floex11 track album 010
Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026this is probably why she has such strong language about never forgiving you for even daring to mess with frenzied flame stuff, even if it's undone she ain't coming back since they could only make so many endings 010
Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026all the bitch troll comments around the jon blow game are evenly split between "his politics don't actually matter, separate art from artist, politics don't matter in game consumption" and "nyehehheh oh I actually LOVE Blow's politics and buying TWO copies to support them even more!" 040
Reposted by SimpsmanThe masculine urge to find six orbs scattered across the realm @jacbox132.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Just went to W-fapsburg and everyone there knew you 3335129
Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026where do the major gaming news outlets stand on sidestepping the screen capture block on the Nintendo Today app and sharing its contents? is anybody pretending that's like on par with piracy or anything? will they be cast out of Nintendo's good graces? 020
Reposted by SimpsmanNick Suttner @nsuttner.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I gave Braid an A+ back in my press days. I spent 100s of hours working on The Witness at PlayStation, fighting for it, getting it into conferences, and being Jon's personal wrangler. I even coined "Metroidbrainia" after it. I will not be buying Order of the Sinking Star, and neither should you. 431533345
Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026if anyone thinks it's doing anything new or unique or remarkable in the sokoban genre then they haven't been digging through the mountains of riches beautifully curated by Thinky Games. like it's expressly just mashing together the existing works of established creators in that space. 130
Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026oohh the first Pony Island is currently free to add to your steam library. I know Inscyption was their real big hit, but it's worth checking out to see how this style of mixed media variety game focused on solving meta secrets grew and evolved 010
Reposted by SimpsmanDaniel Mullins @dmullinsgames.bsky.social · 08/10/2026NEW TRAILER for Pony Island 2: Panda Circus‼️ And the signup for the Steam Playtest is live. If you want to play early to help me find bugs and feedback, sign up here: store.steampowered.com/app/2017940/... 713034
Reposted by SimpsmanAmanita Design 🔧 @amanita-design.net · 08/10/2026Seventeen years later… The time has come for Machinarium 2 🦾🔧 Wishlist NOW on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/1619280/... 10529621010
Reposted by Simpsmanbecky @bbwpizzahut.blacksky.app · 08/10/2026like not even about the ai but just the fact that only does the pc version exist but you can mod the living fuck out of it in like 80 ways because sonic fans are just that autistic like did we really need a recompile for thus? like there are 1000000+ other games needing the treatment 16014
Reposted by SimpsmanSimpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I know there are many cases where ports and recomps outperform and do things emulation can't, but the motivation behind creating them lately comes off more like chasing a greater high. it don't matter that emulation gets 99% of the way just fine, it just doesn't hit the same for them anymore 041
Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026HEYY YOO why did google play just change my setting and auto update ALL apps without my permission???? 000
Reposted by SimpsmanGio :⁾ @im.giovanh.com · 08/10/2026they really boiled executive brainrot down to one quote 12824171
Reposted by SimpsmanSimpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 28/04/2025it's hard to muster energy to lash out against "corporate greed", it's just so expected and unmovable, I think what grinds my gears far more is sleazy "indie" startup greed. y'all should be spamming everything from Teenage Engineering like the PlayDate with "LOWER THE PRICE" 031
Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Fae Tactics looked like a near ideal indie successor, I was waiting forever on it to get some port from PC eventually but apparently there were technical issues preventing that and the dev has seemingly moved on 😢 020
Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026tactics games are addictive but I'm getting so fatigued learning about so many nation states and long tangled histories of wars and tragedies, I really need more light ones like FFTA/2 130
Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the thing about DR is some things absolutely would be canon just because it would be funny 020
Reposted by SimpsmanChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Podracer names -Temu Pringles -Ben Fritos -Juju Labubu -Quattro Bajeena -Tackle “Glomp” Furry -8675309 -Rizzler Malort -Mandalay Bay -Waddle Dee -Sifl & Olly -Punky Skunk -Bruno Mars -Slider Whitcasteel -Gregg Dangerous -Product Tyein -Boonta Vista -Chapo Traphaus -And of course The Mysterious Bobb 35780153