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38 | he/him | food service industry (get me out) I play nearly everything from Nintendo, Square-Enix, Capcom, FromSoft, and select indies bckl.gg/jNO3

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Daniel Vuckovic @vook64.bsky.social · 16h
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 4h
Star Fox Ver. 1.2.0 update out en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/...
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 5h
I want to beam this into the brains of whoever is working on the next FF game. please
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Gematsu @gematsu.com · 11h
Satisfactory expansion 'Core Values' announced www.gematsu.com/2026/09/sati...
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Satisfactory expansion ‘Core Values’ announced
Coffee Stain Publishing and developer Coffee Stain Studios have announced first-person open-world factory building game Satisfactory expansion “Core Values.” A release date was not anno…
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Mirror] @nintendoamericax.bsky.social · 21h
The #Tetris99 57th MAXIMUS CUP MAXIMUS CUP – Dagdan Edition will run from Oct 2 at 12am PT to Oct 5 at 11:59pm PT! Once you’ve accumulated a total of 100 event points, a new theme will unlock, featuring art, music, and Tetrimino designs!
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'm old enough that I'll never not have an irrational fear when unscrewing a lightbulb that it might be burning hot
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
should I ever reach a point in my life which I am to choose an automobile insurance provider I'm picking one I've never heard of or ever seen any advertisements for
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Walaber @walaber.com · 29/09/2026
My "picross for programmers" game Replicube is part of a Programming Puzzles Bundle on Humble Bundle right now! www.humblebundle.com/games/progra...
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Programing Puzzles Bundle
Test your skills with this bundle of programming puzzle games! Pay what you want and support the Electronic Frontier Foundation!
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
has anyone made a watermelon-like puzzle game with zero soft body physics engine? same concept but just pure predictable plannable outcomes?
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
modern pokemon and DQ make me really hate visible enemies as a hard replacement to random encounters. for one thing it just looks dumb, I can just imagine the dev plopping mobs around haphazardly to fill out the field, then they just awkwardly stand around waiting for you to engage.
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
it had a few design issues last I tried it, but still it's picross roguelite so it's cool
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the entire twitter timeline is discord wumpus gore, steel ball run outro slander, and fortune's weave clips. I fear y'all have fallen like a week behind on topics, just now getting to the job interview iced coffee nonsense
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
how badly is Fortune's Weave stressing out the Smash devs
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X ΘΔ (Giant Tyrant Overlord) @xkeeper.net · 26/09/2026
hot take: scroll bars that have high contrast are cool and good, actually. screenshot: my blog i got tired of trying to find "gray on slightly dimmer gray" and said fuck you. i wish every site had scrollbars like these
a scrollbar on the right side of the window. the page background is black and dark purple; the scrollbar track is a middle solid purple; the scrollbar itself is a stark white
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
idk watching tv shows and movies just seems pretty juvenile to me, I grew out of that shit
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
gets thrown off encountering someone's earnest selfie trying to figure out what the ironic angle is
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
so many big media institutions and properties are crumbling and imploding and you're telling me we were ALMOST free from Sonic? come onnnn 😭
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what they're actually thinking after a social interaction: "I wonder what animal they're going to render me as..."
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Simple 2000 Series Vol. 133: The Duskbloods
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there are still maniacs out there who refer to fire emblem entries by number. bitch wtf is "FE17"?
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TimeSpentWhere @timespentwhere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fran, my beloved. Final Fantasy XII. Trying to figure out what was going on with that armour was an ordeal. #FFXII #3Dart #B3D #Blender #FanArt
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I keep telling myself I do not need to get the new Fire Emblem while I still have like ten games in the series to play, so I gave DS Shadow Dragon another chance and was once again offended at how aggressively dull and ugly it is compared to the GBA era. what happened there
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
all the best modern era Fire Emblem pieces of music sound like this youtu.be/DC31Ajy6ggY
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12 Puzzle - Pictlogica: Final Fantasy 3DS OST
YouTube video by Brandon Pow
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Sasha's Retrobytes 🏳️‍⚧️ @sharkabytes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Seeing double and GameCube-ey: speculative renders in April 2004's Electronic Gaming monthly of what the Nintendo DS might look like.
A snap of the issue feature with two renders o a GBA SP-alike design with a flip up screen on a thick hinge and a bottom screen. There's also GC controller alike face buttons and a tiny little analogue stick that looks like it would be horrible to use.
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The three buttons that do the same nothing
Dismiss Cancel OK
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Tirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How it feels to lose 40 dollars on another doomed jrpg spiritual successor kickstarter (it will happen again)
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Alt: Kakegurui
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is, I think, one of the best Metroidvanias of the last 15 years and you can EASILY finish it within this timeframe. Hell, you don't even need to feel bad about not paying Ubisoft, because they disbanded the team, anyway!! Also it runs at a (99% consistent) 60 FPS on Switch. Do it do it do it.
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I do hate the reductiveness of "phone bad", but there is something to the way they've kinda eradicated boredom, the role of gaming and especially handheld gaming ceased to be "passing the time" and became the destination. all our chunks of time became currency we exchange for things of optimal value
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Pulsewith @pulsewith.dev · 02/09/2026
A little story: my new year's resolution was to pivot my music career into indie games. In 10 days, the first one comes out. We're at 75k wishlists and popular upcoming is so close! All thanks to @mheepdev.bsky.social's amazing roguelite, The Loopler: s.team/a/4150860 #gamedev #indiegame #indiedev
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koda @nulloffset.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
dude telegram has sticker packs. fluxer is federated and self hosted. revolt is now stoat, stoat is just discord but with free nitro features. teamspeak. you can use matrix but it needs a client. bleepy has 10 alternate clients. plumdy is free. you can find me on poob. get on poob. get on poob.
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GoNintendo on Bluesky @gonintendo.com · 24/09/2026
Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour updated to Ver. 1.1.1 gonintendo.com/contents/65351-ninte… #nintendo #nintendoswitch
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Nintendo Switch 2 Welcome Tour updated to Ver. 1.1.1
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the original FF7 had a button to turn on arrows to indicate exits and interactable areas of the shitty unclear cg backgrounds. the forced march of progress has always lead to us tripping over our asses and falling backwards
PS1 screenshot of Final Fantasy VII with navigation arrows turned on
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my very low stakes hope for Duskbloods is that my Solaire amiibo does fucking ANYTHING
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
so it seems like Yoshitaka Amano will crank out a unique masterpiece portrait for anybody who drops in to his studio, but no big publisher will commission him to pop out six or so character designs to build a new all-timer RPG around anymore?
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Sunfire 🟢🤍🟣 @starlight.garden · 23/09/2026
Coming together very nicely! | #FallingBlockJam #sunfire_interactive I'm currently chasing down some bugs with tile clearing and finalizing the game structure and detecting when the game is over. After that: score display and JUICE! i'm gonna add so many particle effects >:3c
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SwiftIke @swiftike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"I'm a cuckster"
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redthespian - EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR @redthespian.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Marge Simpson: "Kids, could you lighten up a little?"
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Jeffrey Rowland @wigu.org · 22/09/2026
I'm basically a soothsayer. Comic from 2007 which was NOT 9 years ago turns out
Weedmaster P: Americans can't build a car that stays together or a shoe that costs less than ten thousand dollars but boy howdy we sure can build one hell of an internet huh Jeffrey: Yeah. Jeffrey: America invented the internet because they were afraid Russia would drop bombs on us from outer space. [[A bomb falls]] Weedmaster P: Maybe some hype shit will get made because of the global war on terrors Jeffrey: A vast computer network that believes in "evil", costs a billion dollars an hour and says the same 5 phrases over and over. {{Underneath}} Instead of showing you pictures of cats Internet 5.0 will question your patriotism
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Baron Wasteland @enragedcore.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Verity's from MINECRAFT! He belongs to BACK ROOMS!
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Christoph Jakob 🎮🎶 @disomikron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do you Salmember? youtu.be/HKyG_jBir78?...
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Salmtember (ω-3)
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 22/09/2026
Here's a list of rpg fan translations that do not use AI! very handy resource
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I vaguely recall a moment a few years ago where some thing happened involving "interest rates" I didn't comprehend but more knowledgeable people were like "oh this is it, this is the end of everything.", it was probably a clue to why the whole business world seemingly has no money left for anything
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Mom @milph.mom · 22/09/2026
A Pianta edited to state, "I'm a fuckster!"
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
life's not all pad thai and thighjobs buddy
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the children crave Joakim Mogren
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
there will be no new tracks added to Nintendo Music this week because they're launching Nintendo TV
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
graphics card companion software: "that game has been running an average 564fps, nice! you could afford to dial up those texture filtering and dynamic lighting settings" how do I explain to the machine that Blank Loading Screen Georg was an outlier and should not have been counted
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
they should remake the Star Wars prequel trilogy with episode 1 being a condensed version of the whole original prequel trilogy, episode 2 based on all the animated and videogame content covering the rebels era, and episode 3 is just a remaster of Rogue One with some Andor scenes added
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 21/09/2026
cloud. i’ve made a ham sandwich and left it in the fridge for you. a marker will be added to your map. when eating the ham sandwich, remember to drink some water, and have an apple too - not just salt and vinegar crisps. stay healthy and bring me more combat data
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Simpsman @duckmer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
just block Polygon and move poly-on.
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