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Big Dave

@duckman26.bsky.social
995 followers 886 following 225 posts

Blue-collar bear type, widowed, dad to two Boston Terriers, movie lover, and a blue dot in a deep red state.

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Big Dave @duckman26.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
What's the hotel lighting that makes everyone else's pics so enticing? I think I'm doing it wrong.
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Big Dave @duckman26.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Can a homo buy a new car without posting "I did a thing..." on social media? Does this count since I'm making fun of all the "I did a thing..." new car posts and am not myself saying that I did such a thing? Ah well, I bought a new car today! Do you like that thing I did? 😜
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Big Dave @duckman26.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Do high gas prices give you an erection? Let me exploit you. 😜🍆🐖
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Big Dave @duckman26.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Do you ever see a haircut on a dude that you want for yourself, but the picture is pornographic and thus you can't show to your hairstylist? No? Just me? 🫤
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Big Dave @duckman26.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Uh-oh, I accidentally just made a critical remark about my casual dating guy's straight work husband. I think I'm in the doghouse now...
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SharkusG @sharkusg.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can we try electing a President who doesn’t hate us next time? This sucks.
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Big Dave @duckman26.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've never found the appeal of mockumentary sitcoms. I personally can't stand them.
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Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Big Dave @duckman26.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I wish I was brave enough to put this fat boys sticker on my car. 😉🍆
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Big Dave @duckman26.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
There's a local bakery chain that sells nothing but Bundt and mini Bundt cakes. Whenever I pass by, I think how much I would love to eat a Bundt cake off my boyfriend's chub. The only thing stopping me is the fact I don't have a boyfriend. 🙁
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Paul Marvin @paulmarvin.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Jay @jaylboh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This is what we’re dealing with.
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PizzaCake @pizzacakecomic.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Big Dave @duckman26.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
"My dad's trying to get into your dad's pants."
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Hillary Rodham Clinton @hillaryclinton.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton did all the good she could, for all the people she could, for as long as ever she could. From her legendary songwriting to the Imagination Library—which sent 1 million books a month to children across the country—she was the best of America. Dolly, we'll miss your great heart.
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Big Dave @duckman26.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This was also my come-on line as a teenager....
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Jimmy @stink67.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Happy Sunday!
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
BELOW: What a coward does when he wants to look brave but knows he's not in any danger.
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
WHAT THEY SAY: "You have Trump Derangement Syndrome." WHAT THEY MEAN: "He raped children and I don't care."
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Sena Bryer @senabryer.com · 12/07/2026
Interesting to see McConnell honoring the ancient pharaoh's tradition of taking your pet along with you to the afterlife
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Scubapoet @scubapoet.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Ok this is a little funny…
A tweet

“BREAKING: Mitch McConnell returns to Senate floor dispelling death rumors”

An altered picture of George Santos as Mitch McConnell.
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Madelyne 🌴 @madelynerants.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I was raised to not speak ill of the dead. In therapy, I learned that speaking honestly about the harm done is more important than protecting the dead. Lindsey Graham caused more harm to this state than anything else in my lifetime. His legacy is hatred and brutality. Now, SC can move forward.
Lindsey Graham, warmonger, dead at 71
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Dean Obeidallah @deanobeidallah.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Michael Fanone's take on Lindsey Graham is one of the most powerful I've read:
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Most of all, Lindsey Graham should be remembered as a passionate defender of rapists.
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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
sorry I'm late to the meeting I was over on reddit telling people yes you are the asshole
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Middle Age Riot @middleageriot.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
When Donald Trump dies, somebody will have to wake him up and tell him.
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Horny all the Time! 🥴 @myaltiacc.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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END EVERY REPUBLICAN @mlf3430.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
“THEY WILL LOOK YOU DEAD IN THE FACE AND SAY,, J6 RIOTERS WITH, GUNS, POLES, BATS, ETC WERE PATRIOTS, BUT AN ER NURSE WITH, A CAMERA, AND A REGISTERED FIREARM,, WAS A "DOMESTIC TERRORIST."
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Richard Drew @itsricharddrew.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Growing up in the 80's, I was taught that being gay meant you were destined for a hard life. But seeing all the toxic posts from straight people about the dating scene, their marriages, petty jealousies and complicated relationships – I’m so glad I’m gay. It’s actually been a much easier life!
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
We have an incompetent, demented, buffoon for an American president. He is an endless embarrassment.
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Brant Reeves @bireeves95.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Absolutely 💯 Agree….
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Big Dave @duckman26.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
God damn! Why is it the more diaper accounts I block, the more of them that show up in my feed?! If that's your thing, good on you. But it's not my thing, and I don't want to see men showing off their loaded diapers!
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Mark T. Sneed @marktsneed.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Sadly, every word is true. The American experiment is over. Killed in the middle of Fifth Avenue and no one in power blinked an eye to stop it.
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Big Dave @duckman26.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
I don't know what happened. I used to see the diaper accounts in my feed all the time, then I went on a blocking frenzy and went for months without seeing them. Then the past few days, I've been seeing them again! Not to kink shame, but this does NOT appeal to me and I don't want to see it!
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Patrick Lovell The Producer @patricklovellpresentsthecleannewdeal.com · 18/05/2026
Any President that sues his own government, while in office, should immediately be impeached
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OldManLefty @jonbandit.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Trump just walked away from a 61-year-old treaty that powers nearly 40% of America's hydroelectricity. And Canada's Prime Minister Mark Carney, isn't blinking. He isn't calling. He isn't asking for a do-over. He's letting Trump face the consequences of his own stupid actions..
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
FYI you’re not being polite by waving someone through a stop sign when it’s your right of way. Being polite is moving your ass according to the rules and not confusing people.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Keith Goulette 🎃 @keithygee.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Experts are calling me the sleepiest little guy
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
#satire
[Donald Trump standing at a presidential lectern, flanked by two men from administration] THESE COLORS DON'T CUM - TRUMP SETS NEW GUINESS RECORD FOR FAKE ASSASSINATION ATTEMPTS
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Big Dave @duckman26.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
He attended the WHCA dinner (his first) solely to stage the assassination attempt. It was another sympathy ploy to boost ratings and use as an argument for his ballroom This is a desperate man.
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Today's episode is brought to you by the word "Staged."
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Lara (NOT TRUMP) @endlesswinter.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
This👇🏼. AOC is the only one stating it clearly and plainly. Do I have any faith that the American people will ever elect a woman president someday? No. I hope I’m proven wrong.
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
You gotta give to the GOP. They trained their voters to hate “libs” so much they would gratefully accept every manner of corruption, lawlessness, cruelty, ineptitude, and criminality, and cheer it on, so long as it is their team doing it.
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𝔸𝕞𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝔻𝕒𝕨𝕟 @amberdawn1116.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Life imitating art.
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Cheeba Jones @cheebajones.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
It's been 10 yrs folks. They are not going to wake up. They are not going to emerge from their cult. We only get out of this when we decide to fight. And Im not talking about lawsuits & memes. America is broken & necrosis is starting. We must amputate the infected regions & work w/ whats remaining
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