Madame Duck @duckface.bsky.social · 14hstatic.klipy.comCarry On Matron: Shocked ManALT: Carry On Matron: Shocked Man 030
Madame Duck @duckface.bsky.social · 14hTempted to use a load of these all at the same time just to freak people out. 020
Madame Duck @duckface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I'm sure it'll look lovely when those curved bits are bedecked with pigeon shit. 140
Reposted by Madame DuckIan Martin @ianmartin.bsky.social · 06/10/2026As ever, and for the last time in connection with lying shit Jeffrey Archer, we remember Monica Coghlan, whose life he destroyed. 27998227
Madame Duck @duckface.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Bloody hell. The destruction of Croydon continues. Who do they think is going to buy all those luxury apartments? 100
Reposted by Madame DuckStephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I had this bit about Jeffrey Archer from the 1995 HIGNFY video memorised for whenever I needed a handy fact about him. 431760666
Madame Duck @duckface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026So much to do. Not going to happen. Can't be arsed. 000
Madame Duck @duckface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026When a Jack Russell was keen to try it on with our Labrador, my dad offered to get him a stepladder. 020
Madame Duck @duckface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Most of those public information films were terrifying. I remember watching Apaches (about the farm) when it was shown during school holidays, no warning! 020
Madame Duck @duckface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The wicked witch of the west in The Wizard of Oz. Ruined that Christmas. 010
Madame Duck @duckface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comKyoshi: Run Away! (Monty Python)ALT: Kyoshi: Run Away! (Monty Python) 000
Madame Duck @duckface.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Your theory makes a lot of sense to me. They don't like admitting that they've overstretched themselves so this gives a good excuse to run away. 010
Madame Duck @duckface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Time to dig this out again bsky.app/profile/duck... 020
Madame Duck @duckface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I wouldn't be surprised. I think she's still having maintenance treatment, and fatigue is pretty common with that. 020
Reposted by Madame DuckSlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He Told Her To Calm Down. Oil on canvas. 🎨: Henri-Léopold Lévy 04213770
Reposted by Madame Duckfesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Was bored with work, wanted to do something rewarding, I volunteer a few hours once a month for a charity. It's amazing. A boring Fess, but it is rewarding. Just do something good for someone, it will make you and more importantly someone else feel better. Do it, please. 2061443
Madame Duck @duckface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I just wanted a quiet morning catching up on Celebrity Traitors and they won't leave me alone ☹️ 000
Madame Duck @duckface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Oddly, I've just posted this bsky.app/profile/duck... 120
Madame Duck @duckface.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I love my family dearly but today they Won't. Stop. Talking. 110
Madame Duck @duckface.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Happy Gotcha Day to my ridiculous Floofbeast, Stinkletoes, Stinkbutt, Madame de Floofadour, Dog 050
Madame Duck @duckface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I'm recording it to watch at the weekend. I just hope it isn't going to be too difficult to avoid spoilers. 100
Madame Duck @duckface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I hope that she gets approval for an increase in the Dreamies budget. 100
Reposted by Madame DuckMichael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Most TV is just this now. 17271941974
Reposted by Madame DuckBrian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 01/10/2026On National Poetry Day, here’s a short poem about the power of poetry to change the world. 22562182
Madame Duck @duckface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I only realised when I noticed that your Julie's ID was a man's name. 020
Madame Duck @duckface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It looks like the Julie bots have hacked a load of accounts. They've left the original profile pics. Very sloppy. 150
Madame Duck @duckface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026BlueSky seems to have had an influx of onlyfans sex bots called Julie. 010
Reposted by Madame DuckRebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Time for this classic again. 156164855557
Madame Duck @duckface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I assume that this announcement is directed at potential funders among the evangelical right wing in the US. A lot of stuff coming from Reform seems to be quite MAGA coded. 110
Reposted by Madame DuckDr Ella Hawkins @ellamchawk.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Elizabethan playhouses were supplied by a network of tailors, merchants & craftswomen. Their names survive in records, but little is known about their lives. I’m working on new research that brings the stories of these makers & traders centre stage. Here is the project in biscuit (cookie) form. 🍪 16616180
Madame Duck @duckface.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's also totally made up. There isn't a Cambridgeshire Mercury (and I'm almost certain that there never was). 230
