duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Is literally no one but Iran going to stand up to the evils being committed by the US and Israel? There is no defense to anything us or Israel is doing, period. 000
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Took friend to ER because I thought they were having a heart attack right in front of me. Turns out it was a panic attack and now I feel so fucking guilty that they are going to get an ER bill instead of an urgent care bill that I think I might have a heart attack. 💔 100
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 09/01/2026So far, only the stupidest person I know has said they thought the murder of Renee Good was justified. All the bots controlled by the fascists are doing the "it was justified" narrative like crazy but no real person - other than this one idiot I know - agrees. 000
Reposted by @duckduckalpaca.bsky.socialDaniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 07/01/2026Fuck Bari Weiss, fuck bootlicking regime propaganda 634337185190
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 26/12/2025My buddy, my duck and chicken protector from hawks, Ravie!!! 000
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Hey, if you were born in mid-1980s and measles cases are closing in around you - go get a booster shot. I was in the cohort who only had one shot as a kid. 7ish years ago I got a titer test, showed no immunity and got a booster. Now I'm unsure if I should have got a 2nd shot. New titer test today. 100
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Like who invented cream cheese frosting for cinnamon rolls? Like, bitch I want icing and you've tricked me with cream cheese.media.tenor.comhomer simpson is eating a cinnamon roll in a bakeryALT: homer simpson is eating a cinnamon roll in a bakery 000
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 27/10/2025A parent and their two kids, 14 and 12 years old, got picked up today by ICE in my small mountain town. They are asylum seekers. 😭😭😭 community has had a presence of at least 50 people since noon. Had to come home to feed chickens, but will return out there. 000
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Duuuuude Facebook is pushing the hasbara SO HARD right now, holy fuck. 000
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 12/10/2025My white bunny had a serious case of GI stasis last night, so I was up all night babying him. Literally at 4AM, I was worried he wasn't going to make it. At 7:44 this morning, he finally ate on his own. His lady is so happy he's back to his normal, cuddly self, and so am I!!! 010
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Honestly, at this point, I own enough games to last me a lifetime. I'll never buy another EA game. 000
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Some fuck already has trash out a full DAY before pickup. I am fucking incensed. BEARS ARE OUT HUNTING FOR FOOD 22 HOURS A DAY WITH 20,000 CALORIES AS THE GOAL. AARRGHHH!!!! 000
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Reading "A Libertarian walks into a Bear" maybe wasn't my smartest move as I also deal with drought-stricken, smart, starving bears. Had a dream reminiscent of the bear attack of one of the Grafton residents last night. 000
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Ugh, second bear now sniffing around my property. Seeing if ammonia soaked rags keep him/her away tonight or not. Had to special order electric fence with enough joules to actually keep a bear out so the electric fence isn't up yet. 000
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 21/09/2025So thankful my girl here survived getting scratched by the bear! She's always been a spunky one! 010
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Bye, duck destroyer! He is being relocated by Colorado Parks and Wildlife. They think he is 6-7 years old. 010
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 18/09/2025The bear is in the trap!!! I repeat, the bear is in the trap!!! I can sleep. You have no idea how happy I am right now. 😭😭😭 010
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Fingers crossed y'all that we catch the bear tonight 010
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Colorado Parks and Wildlife is going to come trap the bear. 😭 He got at least another duck last night and scratched another, then got into trash neighbors put out too early. He literally peeled off my run-chicken duck door like it was a fruit roll-up 020
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 17/09/2025Fingers crossed, I don't want to have a repeat of last night with bear activity 000
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 16/09/2025I fking hate that we are so dry and the bears are so fking hungry that they killed at least 6 of my ducks and scratched a 7th. All but one of my fatty Aylesbury ducks is gone, including my super sweet crossbill drake 😭 120
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 14/09/2025I feel like someone used a genie wish on me where I am only able to ever find flathead screw drivers when I am always in need of a phillips head. 000
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Live your life in a way that when you die, your death will be mourned, not celebrated. 000
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 03/09/2025The babies officially started laying a few days ago. Eggs are tiny at first! So proud of this happy little group ❤️ 000
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 21/08/2025I had about 16 raindrops hit my windshield today while driving, which I believe accounts for about 25% of the precipitation we've received this year.media.tenor.coma cartoon duck is holding a red umbrella .ALT: a cartoon duck is holding a red umbrella . 000
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Nearby alpaca farm is safe, for now, as long as the (lack of) wind continues to cooperate. Me and a couple other alpaca farms are on standby with our trailers in case something changes. Last night, the smoke from it was insane even 60 miles away! 000
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Currently terrified for a nearby alpaca farm. Fast moving fire today about 5 miles from their place. I'm 60 miles away and the smoke is so thick tonight. 😭 000
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 31/07/2025Love that my PCP told me I'm too young for perimenopause (I'm not) and that I just had GAD and kept trying to push talk therapy. Actual good dr finds I am critically low in iron, vitamin D, and testosterone - all major contributing factors to feelings of anxiety and feeling like crap in general. 010
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 24/07/2025So many areas of the country devastated with floods this year, while it continues to be insanely dry in our area. Very thankful for our firefighters and ones on loan from California now have a nearby ~600 acre wildfire 95% contained. 000
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 20/07/2025@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social not endorsing @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social makes me like him even more. I'm so done with politicians owned by AIPAC. 000
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 19/07/2025I'm so excited I finally got an in-focus pic of this little dude, adejeania vexatrix. 000
Reposted by @duckduckalpaca.bsky.socialMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 16/07/2025Literally doing the Matt Bors cartoon for real 981550316
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 11/07/2025I'd be lying if I wasn't worried about how hungry the bears around my neighborhood already seem to be this year. I'm out in the open, so I dont usually have any sightings. Left something out yesterday that drew him in, unfortunately. Usually, only this hungry right before hibernation. 000
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Caught a visit from a bee fly this morning. 000
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 06/07/2025Rescued a baby raccoon that almost drowned after being stuck in about 6 inches of water overnight yesterday. His sibling didn't make it. Momma climbed out with a ladder after her baby was out. Buddy was chilled to the bone. Chicken heat lamp, cat food, and a nap helped revive him. 010
Reposted by @duckduckalpaca.bsky.socialBruce Shark @bruceshark.bsky.social · 03/07/2025It's time, to share this, again. It is majestic AF. 1511916
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 02/07/2025It feels like we are SO PAST the point of needing a general strike. These fucks are going to pass the horrible BBB and it will fucking ruin millions of people's lives for decades. 000
Reposted by @duckduckalpaca.bsky.socialCrystal Fincher @finchfrii.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Listen to them! 6349797
Reposted by @duckduckalpaca.bsky.socialAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 25/06/2025SCHIFF: Did you suggest telling the courts 'fuck you' in any manner? BOVE: I don't recall SCHIFF: You just don't remember that 963129973422
Reposted by @duckduckalpaca.bsky.socialSeth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 24/06/2025Ah. So the major-media reporting telling us that the Israelis found "new intelligence" this April that required an immediate strike was a lie. Someone explain to me how that isn't what's newsworthy here. How *that* isn't the headline. But what do I know? I only taught journalism as a professor. 30767254
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 23/06/2025My beautiful disabled Pekin getting a bath 000
Reposted by @duckduckalpaca.bsky.socialMista Kotta 💙 🇺🇦 @mistakotta.bsky.social · 22/06/2025So it seems like even America first was a lie? That's what happens when you elect an unqualified clown to lead. 22968136
Reposted by @duckduckalpaca.bsky.socialAnnieOakleyinGA @annie1x.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Idiots saying “if you’re no longer MAGA because trump bombed Iran you were never MAGA,” this is why we say you’re in a cult. Half of you voted for trump because he said he wouldn’t start any new wars but now that he has you aren’t allowed to be upset. You have to think what they tell you to. Cult. 1427651
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Iran should pull an uno reverse and call for regime change in Israel and the US. That's gotta be way more popular than regime change in Iran. 000
Reposted by @duckduckalpaca.bsky.socialKeith Fitzgerald @keithfitzgerald.bsky.social · 21/06/2025So, it turns out we're treating fascism just like we've been treating climate change: – ignore warnings of experts – buy into bullshit "alternative explanations" - read "don't worry" media op-eds – deny it will really be that bad – start seeing major evidence – hope somebody does something 753423949
duckduckalpaca.bsky.social @duckduckalpaca.bsky.social · 21/06/2025Sweet babiy chicks growing up! 000
