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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…

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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026

Americans Fondly Recall 9/11 As Last Time Nation Could Unite In Bloodlust theonion.com/americans-fondly-recal…

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dublet @dublet.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

My review of painting Cons: Generally boring A surpring amount of my body hurts Tedious multi stage process Pros: End up with something painted 1/5⭐☆☆☆☆

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Chris Lintott @chrislintott.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Short-sighted, stupid cuts to the UKRI budget include shutting down Jodrell Bank, the icon of British astronomy. (Many other cuts too, including 20% to our brand new @vrubinobs.bsky.social). Interesting politically to shut down a major facility in...um..Manchester 🔭 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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Jodrell Bank's Lovell telescope faces axe in science cuts, BBC understands

Astronomers warn it would tear the heart out of UK science, and leave a generation untrained.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/01/2026

DHS Warns Any Action By Americans Will Be Treated As Domestic Terrorism

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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/01/2026

Ken Burns Announces New 10-Part ‘Mr. Biscuits’ Documentary After Adopting Cat theonion.com/ken-burns-announces-ne…

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dublet @dublet.bsky.social · 09/11/2025

Oops, accidentally became KOM on a segment #rouvy 👑

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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/10/2025

Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider theonion.com/drive-through-rich-nei…

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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/09/2025

Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away theonion.com/fearful-americans-stoc…

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 16/09/2025

Just a reminder: they were never actually against cancel culture. They were against the cancellation of people they agree with or like. They’ve always been enthusiastically in favor cancelling people they don’t like. If you took them at their word you’re a useful idiot.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/08/2025

Conservative Man Proudly Frightened Of Everything theonion.com/conserv...

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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 27/07/2025

Violent or destructive left wing protest is framed as delegitimising the protesters' stated cause. Violent or destructive right wing protest is framed as emphasing the need for urgent action on the protesters' stated cause. As always, right wing men are treated as elemental forces without agency.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/08/2025

Left-Wing Group Too Disorganized For FBI Agents To Infiltrate theonion.com/left-wi...

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Ben Wikler @benwikler.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

The Department of Government Efficiency, for example

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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Elon Musk has been a walking SEC violation for a decade and no one cared. The entire Trump era could have been avoided if the US took white collar crime anywhere near as seriously as it does low level drug crime.

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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

I'm glad there's something out there for people who love Studio Ghibli films, but also hate art, imagination and goodness.

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dublet @dublet.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

This may be technically legal but it feels like a crime. #cycling #Campagnolo #sneakyupgrade #Chorus #SuperRecord

A Campagnolo Chorus derailleur fitted with Super Record pulley wheels.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/01/2025

Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole theonion.com/trump-c...

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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/01/2025

Conservative Outraged Tampons Available In Men’s Grocery Stores theonion.com/conserv...

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dublet @dublet.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Got a second-hand Chorus 11 crank and thought the rings were a little too on the worn side after cleaning. OEM rings seem on the steep side as well, but stumbled on Specialites TA which seem much better value. Went on a treat as well. #cycling #diy

Showing some worn Campagnolo chain rings on a crank

Overlooking the back of a Chorus 11 crank

Fitted Specialites TA rings on the Chorus 11 spider

Front look of Specialites TA chainrings on a Campagnolo Chorus 11 spider. Looking nearly new.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 17/01/2025

City Zoo Scrambles To Hide Animals Ahead Of Landlord Visit theonion.com/city-zo...

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Alice Averlong 🏳️‍⚧️ @alice.averlong.com · 17/01/2025

One of my earlier bad keyboards (June 2023), the ShiftKeyBoard! It's got nine buttons, and an 8-way gear shifter. You simply shift into different gears to select which sub-keyboard to use. Surprisingly easy to use, in fact.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/01/2025

LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire theonion.com/lapd-ar...

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/12/2024

Fun Toy Banned Because Of Three Stupid Dead Kids theonion.com/fun-toy-bann...

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The Onion @theonion.com · 18/12/2024

Health Insurance CEO Reveals Key To Company’s Success Is Not Paying For Customers’ Medical Care theonion.com/health-insur...

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Ed Newton-Rex @ednewtonrex.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Today, the UK government announced a proposal to change copyright law - for the benefit of AI companies - that would cause huge, irreversible harm to creators. More info below, but most importantly here's what you can do (wherever you live): 1. Email your MP. Template letter in 🧵 👇 1/10

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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/12/2024

Insurance Company Annoyed Customer Doesn’t Realize They Were Just Being Polite When They Said They’d Cover Healthcare Bills theonion.com/insurance-co...

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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/12/2024

Assad Returns To Ophthalmology At Moscow LensCrafters theonion.com/assad-return...

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

Privileged people generally experience the system as biased against and as singling them out for abuse, because they cannot imagine that’s just how the system treats people.

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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 03/12/2024

At its heart, Star Trek is a utopian fantasy about a society so advanced that they are capable of holding productive meetings that last no longer than three minutes

A TNG scene. We're in the Enterprise conference room, where Picard is holding a meeting with Data, Troi, and Dr Crusher. Barclay is also there, for unknown reasons. Maybe he wandered into the meeting and just sat down, and everyone was too polite to mention it. That happened to me once. I was visiting an office location I didn't normally go to and I wasn't quite sure which conference room I was supposed to be in. I walked into one and sat down and it took me five minutes to realize I was in the wrong meeting. From the perspective of the people in that room, halfway through that meeting, a stranger walked in, sat next to the boss, took notes for five minutes, then walked out without saying a word.

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John Rogers @johnrogers.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

UBI saves a ton of public money, but its lack of cruelty sends certain people into a rage, so it’s hard to put into practice.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.

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The Onion Buys Alex Jones’s Infowars Out of Bankruptcy

The satirical news site planned to turn Infowars into a parody of itself, mocking “weird internet personalities” who peddle conspiracy theories and health supplements.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

I would like to reiterate: We own everything. The broadcasting equipment, the supplements, the intellectual property for Brain Force Plus. We are still trying to figure out what to do with it.

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dublet @dublet.bsky.social · 14/11/2024

Got myself a Canon EOS-1N. Found the eye piece was a bit loose, and.. yeah. It's broken. Also, there are so many bits inside it, surprisingly. #photography