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if i had a hammer id smack ya in the mouth

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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
ok not to be like that it’s soooo nuts how this little placental mammal hijacked my brain’s innate neoteny preference and turned me into her doting parent… i look at her and my brain is literally like… oh thats my daughter shes a 2nd grader.
tortoiseshell cat sleeps with a comical expression on a corduroy sofa
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 24/08/2026
take a look inside jack nicholson’s repulsive mansion
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johnasavoia @konatachan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Don't show me anything I don't want to see
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
thats tiny ✅
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
i rlly think most of the problems of the american people could be solved if we engaged in mass education on lentils
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betrothed buckley @realpartyvan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
if anyone in the atlanta area wants a kitty, @dtgsr.bsky.social is fostering this tiny baby who will need a home soon!!!!
a tiny kitty named tiny she is gray and stripes sitting on a scale that says she’s 499 grams
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
her costume would be a cute but sexy mouse. and she would perform flo rida right round. her clues would be that shes from the land of the most famous mouse but she got a bad reputation when she was younger and wants to show everybody a different side of her. the judges would all guess bhad bhabie
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Do u want me
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 01/06/2026
Good morning! ❤️
Picture of a bench under a tree with clouds behind, very pretty it is captioned:

If you're reading this:

Clench your jaw, tense your shoulders, tighten youre entire body, start thinking of worst case scenarios, and stop drinking water
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
andre dickens v/o booed at the atlanta jazz fest
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johnasavoia @konatachan.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
cash is king
i am in my living room holding one thousand dollars
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johnasavoia @konatachan.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
*trying to get gen alpha to normalize picking boogers* start digging in yo nose twinnnnn
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
might i add youre looking like shit dear ❤️
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
jumpscare in the NYT today the online famous leftist guy who starved and beat me as a teenager being inanely quoted about his ozempic use LMFAO
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The pedophile king of the United States staring glumly at The Button.
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
and also the only transfer station is still in shambles (it’s been under construction since before i moved back 2 years ago)
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
also they definitely aren’t going to have the new faregates installed before the world cup
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
i lost my breeze card right before this happened so it has been amazing for me personally
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Glitzabella Bartuny @chronocross.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
They just fucking found bugs Bunny dead in Miami. Foul play at the bath house ... #RIPBugs
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 10/03/2024
twitter post:

THOMASBAHAMA
Guidance counselors across the country asked students what they would spend their days doing if they never had to work again. Here's what they said.
35% Ethical e-commerce
25% Smoke different
25% Hunt the enemy
15% Evolve
7:48 PM • May 11, 2023 • 55K Views
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
why is quitting smoking soo hard
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
marriage of figaro 🤩
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
theyre saying my energy conference was the best one yet
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
OMG i just remembered i have my front & center ticket to see marriage of figaro at the opera tomorrow
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
the thing about trying to quit smoking is like. im actually not sure if there’s any feeling better than. getting home after an almost 13 hr workday and having your first cigarette
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
i ❤️ my boss
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
i also read moby dick this time last year and i want to read again this summer… indelible stamp on my brain
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
last year i read neuromancer and LOVED it
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
what else is new. i read edith wharton’s age of innocence bc it was recommended to me by my favorite karaoke DJ. now im reading harry stephen keeler riddle of the traveling skull
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
here’s my new tshirt idea: I ❤️ SHARING RESOURCES
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
the way so many things went wrong
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
i should learn lil wayne wowzers for karaoke
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
dom hofman restore my microblogging platform #peachdown
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
look how nice the guy from the studio was about my ceramic talk
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
peach still down…. peach will NOT survive a recession
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
anyway my big conference is on thursday so my life is terrible right now. but friday it’s all going to improve immeasurably
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
i have the hiccups #microblogging
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
texting your friends is so like
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a woman is sitting on a couch using a tablet computer and smiling .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch using a tablet computer and smiling .
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
ummm what else do i have to say while peach is ⤵️
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
i hate when the grad students at work are acting weird like be normal
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
basically thats jicky’s cat #allballstyle
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reb @dtgsr.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
omg i never even posted my new cat on here and he’s already almost 1 year old
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johnasavoia @konatachan.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
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