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The Mayor of Holderness

@dschbax.bsky.social
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My perfect Sunday? Why, it's a roast and a long walk. A mouldy minnow who reeks of fish. 🐯🐯🐯 Mr Suder was innocent 🙏

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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 2h
You get arrested and thrown in jail just for saying you're a Man City fan.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 2h
Sneaky snake doing sneaky snake things. I'm guessing he'll be stopped with 1 second to go. This could've been a damn good Trek arc, but it's....not.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 3h
I thought this arc of 1st contact in 4th series of Discovery would be great, it's ruined by the creepy Mr Zorg guy with his son story and the fact that, indeed, sneaky snake is sneaky snake. FGS
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 3h
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 5h
Discovery S4 has some guy who talks all creepy and seems to be channeling his inner Zorg (Fifth Element) and is intensely annoying as soon as he pops up on screen.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 7h
Behold the Colonel Gadaffi watch ebay.io/m/oxbM0w
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90s Vintage Muammar Gaddafi Dial Quartz Watch Libyan Special Edition Ladies 26mm | eBay UK
This 90s Vintage Muammar Gaddafi Dial Quartz Watch is a unique and stylish timepiece designed for women. The watch features a square gold and silver case with a 26mm size, made of stainless steel. The dial color is silver, complemented by a two-piece gray leather strap with a width of 16mm. The watch has a quartz movement and a vintage design, perfect for those looking for a piece with a military or political theme. With a bezel color of gold and a caseback snap, this watch combines elements of luxury and casual style in one classic design.
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Paul @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
If you see this, quote with a vampire that isn't Dracula.
John Rentoul stands menacingly outside a building which I think might be the Houses of  Parliament but I’m not sure. He looks vampiric anyway
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 10h
Mile High Getting Shivved Club™
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 11h
I THOUGHT THESE WERE BANNED COS THEY OFFEND MUSLIMS
A handful of conkers in my MASSIVE manly hands
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 13h
If I had a billion quid, I'd be spending it on stuff like more benches everywhere. Why is there nowhere to fucking sit?
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man City have been GROUNDED and are NOT LET ON THE INTERNET for a week, their mum says. A suitable punishment.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sheikh Mansour chops his dick off on telly in protest.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As punishment, fishlips (Haaland) is going to have to play for Hull, how terrible.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Forever in denial. Lol.
Man City fans doing the Poznan
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jumping up and down on the couch on my knees, panting like mad, eyes agog at Man City (CRAPCHESTER SHITTY) finally getting dragged for their accounting cowardice. Shame it wasn't sooner and for Pep Guardiola being a big bald fraud.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every Man City (CRAPCHESTER POO-SHITED) fan is basically this
Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf, aka Comical Ali, who was Saddam Hussein's Minister of Information during the Iraq War standing on top of a hotel waging a war against the very concept of objective truth itself.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ebay.io/m/El6Dd3 is this worth something?
ebay.io
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It takes a brave man to stand up and speak the truth.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Why didn't Charlie Kirk have the guts to debate Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf? Oh wait doesn't matter Charlie Kirk is dead lol
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's not all doom and gloom 🙂
A phone screenshot of the Lidl page for potatoes. It has a white background, a picture of potatoes, and also a reassurance they are available in store now.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Funny how genuinely excellent books with titles like The Brain Eating Alien Sex Robots from Nebulon V never win a Nobel Prize. Makes you think 🤔
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Racist pogroms = genuine grown up concerns Pointing out the gigantic scam going on around us the last 50 years being the main reason everything is fucking shit and proposing things to reclaim the polity from coked up cunts = 6th form politics
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
At least being unwell I've been able to get the Jarvi/Gothenberg Shosty 14+15, the 14th paired with Mussorgsky's v moody Songs and Dances of Death.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's all very Chris Morris this RAF Fairford thing.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So the woman who reported the doggers near the base was driving home at that time of night after a party, so was probably pissed up anyway.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I feel like I'm on a boat on choppy seas. Hand me some hardtack, I'm going to do the helmsman in.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This headache is weird. I'm laying quite still and it feels like motion sickness. Been like this for a week and all I've got is a generic 2 week window for an appointment. Yay. 😸
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Not bad for a quid
The Ronnie O'Sullivan autobiography on 2 discs. Read by the author. Black background and Ronnie O'Sullivan smoking a cig like a meff. He looks like he's just dropped an album.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I really fail to understand, other than it being racism/xenophobia, that anybody who's been alive in the last 50 years could look around and blame migrants for successive governments asset stripping the country leaving 99% of what happens beyond any democratic accountability, everything enshittified
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Defence spending is just fucking bribes and boondoggles 🤣
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
LOL Streeting is defence secretary 🤣 fuck me!! Well, there's a lot more corruption and bribery in the arms business.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am of the firm belief that half time entertainment went downhill when they stopped throwing Christians to the lions (or indeed tigers) #hcafc #GoodOldDays
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Tyron @tyron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just seen it's Wikipedia's 25th birthday. The greatest website online, and possibly the internet's greatest fruit
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Who was that guy in Voyager who lived in his cum dungeon right at the back of the shop that we saw for like 2 minutes?
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Cop Landlords would be a great TV show.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My 9 games that shaped me: Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards Leisure Suit Larry Goes Looking for Love (in Several Wrong Places) Leisure Suit Larry III: Passionate Patti in Pursuit of the Pulsating Pectorals Leisure Suit Larry 5: Passionate Patti Does a Little Undercover Work
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
So felt fine just lying about, looked at my phone and it's headache city again. Fucks sake.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
youtu.be/bQK32bwvRuI?... Thank ME for reminding YOU of this beautiful work of art. Just beautiful 🥺
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Gal Gadot singing Imagine with other stars
YouTube video by bgcyclops
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Spong @besidetheteesside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What at horrible day to have eyes.
A glory hole of Capt Tom, so it looks like you're sucking off the old garden wobbler.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Disgusted at FIFA fiddling in that San Marino fixture.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
SIX DOWN TEN MINUTES TO GO, THE FIGHTBACK STARTS NOW SAN MARINO
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
5 down and a man sent off. THIS IS A FUCKING FIX ARE YOU WATCHING INFANTINO
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Yeah, I just ordered the Comical Ali dvd for a couple of quid.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
THE FINNISH FANS ARE COMMITTING SUICIDE BY THE HUNDREDs AT THE GATES OF THE SAN MARINO STADIUM
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
EVIL EVIL EVIL
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
FUCKING SAUNA LOUNGING SALTY LIQUORICE LOVING FINLAND MAN 😡
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#soccerbantz
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finland more like Shitland
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Finland is a nation of EVILDOERS, San Marino is entirely innocent.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mr Suder, an innocent man, was innocent.
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