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The Mayor of Holderness

@dschbax.bsky.social
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My perfect Sunday? Why, it's a roast and a long walk. A mouldy minnow who reeks of fish. 🐯🐯🐯 Mr Suder was innocent 🙏

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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 23s
Jumping up and down on the couch on my knees, panting like mad, eyes agog at the news today.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 28m
Came across a few of those types when at uni, one of them was convinced the only way to derail capitalism was to grow your own food, didn't like when I pointed out not everyone has a massive garden, access to an allotment or even the time after working/don't want to go to a barter economy.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 3h
Ready for some EXCITING drone footage of Hull Fair on Sunday? Positively scintillating! #hcafc
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 5h
TODGER ECKERT
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 6h
So has that weird/glossy looking Bryan Johnson guy decided to just pack that nonsense in? No. Okay.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 16h
Sam and Max deserved another SCUMM engine game for sure, might reinstall and go through it again!
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 17h
BBC iPlayer is a JOKE. For the years and years and years Diagnosis: Murder was on in an afternoon on BBC2, ITS NOT EVEN ON THERE!!!! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH WHEN I FEEL ILL????!!!
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 18h
TONDA ECKERT MORE LIKE TODGER ECKERT
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 22h
Idk...the Grim Reaper? He's nowhere near as cool though.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 23h
I did a peach chutney last year and put loads of spare courgettes I had in it. I think cucumbers would work quite well too.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Relish/chutney. Big up any occasion you might be eating cheese over the winter!
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My insomnia is cured.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Quite funny pulling that out of his arse considering most foreign investment in the UK really is just some property investment scam that would otherwise, and rightly, be deemed illegal in almost any other country.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Michael Fagan was fucking HUNG
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
5 years in hospitality and this STILL makes me angry
Blue graffiti saying "smile more"
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Asking for the sake of my own sanity, is it normal for sharp headaches and dizziness in one side of the head for 2 weeks?
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Welcome to Betazed!
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Give me syphilis or give me death - Benjamin Franklin as he was tupping his way about Paris
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm not really. People say they are, just like they say they find something hilarious but actually don't react.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
SHAKING WITH RAGE
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Shaking with rage so much that the friction between my skin and air is creating a super heated plasma field
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Look, this guy is consistent about pointing out 10/66 being an inside job.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who is this speaking truth about CIA involvement
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#3 Do you have any sparkly laces?
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Go home yankee, spooked by red diesel thieves or doggers. Lol.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
SAN MARINO > CROATIA
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
As we had until recently, then if they do go back to 24hr bus lanes, the same people who don't use the bus lane when it's open will piss their pants again.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Right in the plums haha 😅 #mkdsco
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sounds like a flock of geese with IBS #mkdsco
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MUST....DONATE....ORGANS....AND....TISSUE #mkdsco
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A nice Lorne-sausageland goal and a dog on the pitch. Cmon McBurnie, grab a goal!
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
DOG ON THE PIIIIIITCH!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just fucking ban Israel from intl competitions UEFA, you're cowards. The fuck was *accusing* Irish players of racism, when you have some of the most racist thugs as supporters? Asking the Irish manager about that plane attack, totally fucking unrelated
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I miss the hydration breaks already 🥺😿
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
San Marino are TWICE as good as Croatia
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Lol, 4th in as many days?
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
3 down now. HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY INFANTINO
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'll bust his hub, and that's a promise!
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fuck off Infantino, you've FIXED this you CUNT
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
COME ON SAN MARINO!! FORZA TITANI!!! 🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲🇸🇲
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Fucks sake
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
England are going to have to fight off 10,000 angry children shortly as they storm the pitch
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Slaven Bilic on the other screen looking like a miffed off librarian
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
HOW DID WE NOT SCORE?!?!?!?
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Conceded right off the kick off, this IS like watching City!!! 😂
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
San Marino 0-0, grand defending there lads. Keep it up, your time is coming, so close off that freekick to the near post, just needed a foot on it a yard out to grab one.
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Les Gland de l'isles britannique, hon hon hon
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Well done England, you've just made 10,000 children CRY hope you're happy
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
How many dioceses do YOU run? 😆
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The Mayor of Holderness @dschbax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Time to remember that San Marino is a victim of the US not accepting their democratic process because it gave a result they didn't like.
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