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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 36m

When I get my loose skin removed I’m gonna turn it into a leather jacket

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

She stared into my eyes and said “slime bazinga goop six seven”

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

fucker keeps saying bazinga I can’t stand this fucking guy

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

pound town is in a flyover state sorry pounders but I’m not going

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Handing a spearpoint to a girl in my archaeology class and dropping it on the floor cause I touched her hand

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

pissing one’s self to sleep

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Our age of bronze collapsing off the shoulder of Orion

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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Me dragging myself as I smear my blood on the floor: Oouuhhhkuhsriri sduie siri. Cchtfgggguuuuuuuuuuuu My Evil Doppelganger: What the fuck is your problem

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Putting various shelled nuts in my foreskin and cracking them with my prehensile urethra

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

hire me to kick something in your yard

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

what weighs more pound of slime? Or pound of goop?

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You, the reader, are being subbed in to play on the lions’ secondary. Congratulations!

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

why are elephants so small

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

white people be like “yeah we only have 1/3rds 2/3rds and 3/4ths measuring cups”

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

beowulf is actually about getting dick sucked like blowjobs

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

this fucker Jesus came back just to take some shit from my junk drawer

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

never ever date a Lansing Lugnut

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

If this post gets more than 10 likes I will be confused

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Mr. Twix @mrtwix.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I'd ignite the world and burn it all to hell if it meant I could get one of those pink simpson Homer domut

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

again, if you touch my sonic nunchucks

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

blooped ya mom between the center and left fielders for a stand up double

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

you’ll never catch me not yawping

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

just 1 little demon time before bed

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

what if jimin was young sheldon

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I’m in a creative writing class and writing shit like “the very serious man very seriously needed to pee” I think it’s over for me

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Professional Pestival @pestival.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

With my big pants, I glide across the kitchen floor. Thousands die.

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I’m on quite a dry spell

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Am I crazy or do you get significantly better at catching things when you get good at guitar?

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

They can’t handle my legerdemain

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Ima be 80 years old tellin these fuckass teenagers I ate breakfast

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

mfs will call anything jazz

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

They’re shaking me to pieces tomorrow

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It is extremely funny that the worst I have ever looked in my entire life is also what is on my drivers license

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

storming the field because our age of bronze is collapsing

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Storming the field after beating the Western Michigan University Broncos

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Mr Shark @ds24l-l.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

storming the field after beating Central Michigan University

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