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MocktailAuntJenn

@drunkauntjenn.bsky.social
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Okay so we’re all hanging out here now? I can’t learn a new app for at least another five years. Can we just hunker down and vibe?

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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Shoutout to all the teachers who have Hamlet on the curriculum this year. #Swifties #lifofashowgirl
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Cancelled my #Hulu bundle this morning. By the way ad free tier over here, yeah I’ve got not having to watch commercials money. When Eisner is like wtf you’ve gone too far. Anyone know if Iger is on the list?
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Mo Rocca did a great episode on his podcast about Soccer who played Wishbone and the show itself it was one of his first writing jobs and he spoke so fondly of it
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Not to mention the Israel-Palestine voters and their wild misunderstanding/falling for propaganda. The ones who prided themselves on their “purity” vote or non voting it’s a coin toss I think
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Overheard
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Republican Crimes Tracker @gopcrimes.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The entire family of the man arrested for Charlie Kirk's murder are gun loving MAGA Trump supporters. There are countless photos of him with guns. If he were raised by liberal parents instead of MAGA gun nuts, this would not have happened.
thedailybeast.com
Charlie Kirk Suspect’s Grandma Says Family Is All MAGA
Tyler Robinson, the prime suspect for Charlie Kirk’s assassination, comes from a proud MAGA family, according to his grandmother.
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I love Pete I do, but currently I’m concerned we have Mirror Universe Pete.
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Or a voice of a generation. Would anyone else watch a “Girls” sequel show or movie? I’m more interested in what those gals are up to than the SATC gang remain clueless and wealthy. Except Mario Cantone I want him on my tv all the time.
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
I’m not saying it’s inaccurate but it feels close to “when they go low we go high” which was also a spectacular failure. I’m truly at a loss on how to make people who voted for Trump or Stein or didn’t vote understand concepts like empathy, logic and compromise.
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Nails it.
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Steve Burns came back for his kids
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I don’t know why but my brain constantly mixes up Rene Rapp and Brene Brown
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
So who else listened @newheightsofficial.bsky.social for the first time this week and then put on The Eras movie the next day? #Swifties
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
We also have to remember that a large number of men are attracted to these ideas because they hate women. They don’t want partners they want a bangmaid. They want a secretary for their personal life and someone to have their fucktrophys.
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Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Sen. Ron Johnson just floated sending Obama to Guantanamo. These people aren’t trolling...they’re laying groundwork. For arrests. For show trials. For dictatorship. Don’t laugh it off. Call it what it is: fascism with a smile.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 29/07/2025
Global scale grift… The Air Force determined our nuclear silos are crumbling, unsafe, and we need new ones. But Trump is pilfering the funds to pimp out the 747 jet “gifted” by Qatar to use as Air Force. The same jet he plans to keep after he’s no longer president. Like it’s a parting gift.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 28/07/2025
This proves five things: 1. The protests in LA were peaceful 2. The National Guard and Marines were unnecessary 3. ICE officers lie 4. DHS stats on ICE agent assaults are overblown 5. You can not, in fact, indict a ham sandwich if you have no case www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
theguardian.com
Dropped cases against LA protesters reveal false claims from federal agents
Revealed: records show border patrol gave inaccurate testimony about people it jailed. Prosecutors now face ‘embarrassing’ dismissals
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 29/07/2025
A Korean-born researcher and longtime U.S. legal permanent resident has spent the past week detained by immigration officials at the San Francisco International Airport without explanation and has been denied access to an attorney, according to his lawyer.
washingtonpost.com
Scientist on green card detained for a week without explanation, lawyer says
A Korean citizen studying in Texas on a green card was detained in San Francisco after a trip overseas. His lawyer says authorities won’t give a reason.
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
I just want to say “thank you” to the people who turned “Discovery Channel” into “Ghosts and Bigfoot” and “The Learning Channel” into “Granite Countertop Propaganda” for being a guiding light* for me as an owner of an educational media company. *to run away from.
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
In terms of political comedy Josh is going to end up in the same conversations as Carlin and Lenny Bruce
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
$4 trillion.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 25/07/2025
This is truly insane. We are witnessing one of the most corrupt cover-up schemes in history—and it's all playing out in plain view.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
While the Department of Justice is meeting in secret with Ghislaine Maxwell to coach her on testimony, it is hiding from us three discs containing court-authorized recordings of her phone calls. [Source: ABC News] That is the REAL evidence. And this is a cover-up.
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Yes the centrist hillbilly also needs to be prosecuted
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 25/07/2025
NEW: There were letters to Epstein in the birthday book from Trump, Bill Clinton, Alan Dershowitz, Leon Black, Wexner, Brunel, and more. There are several digital copies. www.wsj.com/us-news/jeff...
wsj.com
Exclusive | Jeffrey Epstein’s Birthday Album Included Letters From Bill Clinton, Leon Black
Former president, Wall Street billionaire were listed along with Donald Trump as ‘friends’ in the 2003 book’s table of contents, which named around five dozen contributors.
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
My uncles would absolutely love if they just had garanimals to dress them again
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Page One in Scotland.
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
No a lot of people voted for him because they’re racist, sexist, homophobic xenophobes. They want people different from them to hurt. The portion that voted for economy and immigration were fine with bad things happening to the marginalized because it didn’t affect them or they thought it wouldn’t
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I immediately knew your other half was out of town and you were unsupervised 💜
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
NAFTA, Defense of Marriage Act, read up on what he did to the social welfare programs of the country. He was Manchin at the national level. Do I want to see a woman president obviously? But thank Christ it wasn’t Cracker Barrel Lady MacBeth
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Anyone who tries to defend Hillary if/when her hillbilly husband is named in the Epstein files is just as bad as MAGAt cultists. She was a bad pick in 08 and I held my nose in 2016 because between her and Cheetolini it was the only choice.
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
The Strike Force Five are going to circle the wagons. This is not the “late show wars” of the 90s. Adults are in the room now.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 23/07/2025
NEW: Indigenous activists opposed to Nevada’s Thacker Pass lithium mine have for years been surveilled by law enforcement agencies and the company behind the mine, records show. “They treat us like we’re domestic terrorists,” an organizer said.
propublica.org
“Under the Microscope”: Activists Opposing a Nevada Lithium Mine Were Surveilled for Years, Records Show
Law enforcement agencies, including the FBI, have collaborated with private security to surveil largely peaceful protesters opposed to the Thacker Pass mine, according to a ProPublica review of thousa...
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
I can’t wait for the cultists to mutiny the GOP and fissure Personally if the gaggle of deplorables can just be non voters it will be a win
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
Ozzy sang the fuck out of them. I’m getting a new car tomorrow I’m going to drive around blasting some Ozzy and enjoying a Wawa coffee like it’s high school again.
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Bert’s Books @bertsbooks.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Wednesday is with us again, so grab your family and friends and drag them out to buy a book! - Michael
Maybe it’s not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate. - Ozzy Osbourne
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Chris ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 🏴 @brutumfulmen.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I AM SHRIEKING 💀🤣 Forget the statue at City Hall, this guy is the *real* Spirit of Detroit. 🫡
A review for a Little Caesar’s somewhere by Kevin S: 

Stopped into this Little Caesars just trying to get a $6 pizza and ended up in a full on action movie. Just as I grabbed my order, this furious dude barges in yelling about how I cut him off in traffic earlier.
Before I can even respond, he throws a punch but then out of nowhere the guy behind the counter jumps over it like he's been waiting for this moment his whole life and just beats the living hell out of the guy. The guy ran off and the cashier just dusted himself off. I said "are you ok man" and he looked me dead in the eye and said "B*tch, this is Little Caesars. We always hot and ready."
Five stars. Will absolutely return.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Not really an overstatement to say that the test of a free society is whether or not comedians can make fun of the country's leader on TV without repurcussions.
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 18/07/2025
Breaking news: “The Late Show” with Stephen Colbert will end in May 2026, CBS said in a statement. The announcement came days after Colbert spoke out against the $16 million paid earlier this month by Paramount, the parent company of CBS News.
washingtonpost.com
Stephen Colbert’s ‘Late Show’ canceled by CBS, to end in May 2026
CBS said in a statement that it was “purely a financial decision.” The show launched with Colbert as host, executive producer and writer a decade ago.
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Puff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
A reminder that after years of speaking out against Epstein and giving other survivors the courage to come forward, Epstein victim Virginia Giuffre died by suicide in April at the age of 41. Let's not forget that there are real human tragedies behind everything we're discussing.
nbcnews.com
Virginia Giuffre, one of Jeffrey Epstein's most prominent abuse survivors, dies by suicide
Other Epstein victims credited Giuffre with giving them the courage to speak out.
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Libby App @libbyapp.com · 15/07/2025
Hey #Booksky ➕🛒 What would you add to cart with an extra $180? 💸 bit.ly/44rPCHz #CheckOutYourLibrary #Bookish #LibraryLove #LibbyApp
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Ugh. The movie/musical are so totally different from the book it’s ridiculous. It would be like having a collection of Grimm’s fairy tales in their original text but the cover is Rapunzel from Tangled. Stop this. Also stop with the book club stickers that you can’t peel off.
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Libby and Hoopla for the win!
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
At the NJ Renn Faire charcuterie lunch and a bee sting (cider and mead mix)
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
What’s a #standup special you’ve watched so many times you can do from memory if called upon. @danagould.bsky.social I would startle with you with how many times I’ve watched your old HBO 1/2 hour. I found it on HBOs digital cable on demand. Which is a very old fashioned sentence from the 1900s
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Stephen Hawking himself was married to a religious woman and I believe left the idea of a deity open/acknowledged. The first wife he had his kids with.
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PoliticsGirl @politicsgirl.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Our family got these great Anti-51st state hockey jerseys just in time for the Canadian election on 4/28. If you want one check out www.SORRYNOT51.ca They’ll even give you a discount if you put in PoliticsGirl15 at checkout! Don’t forget to vote Canada!! #ElbowsUp🇨🇦
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MocktailAuntJenn @drunkauntjenn.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
My father is at best agnostic but went Jesuit college and grad school. He’s always had respect for the Jesuits, he said they’re chill they’d play basketball with them.
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