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Drumsicle

@drumsicle.bsky.social

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“Keep in mind that past performance does not indicate future results” -Music Nerd -Food Slut

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Disingenuous Peoples Day

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Hoedown is short for whore is down.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

I’d help you move but I’m stuffing olives with blue cheese for my martini.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“What’s Eating Gilbert Grape”won Best Picture at the Cannibal Academy Awards.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I do not like The Bodeans one bit.

Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“He died doing what he loved - engaging in tainted love.”

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

David Lee Roth and myself were kicked out of the Arthur Treacher’s Fish and Chips ad campaign meeting for pitching a new slogan: “Hot for Treacher”.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Mess this dance around.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I put the whore into horchata.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Don’t know about you losers, but I’m buying more of the president’s coin with my $5000.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Bitchcoin. Is that a thing?

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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 06/09/2026

Every generation reaches a point where they notice a new generation of celebrities is just a bunch of dudes they don't recognize, and instead of coming to a conclusion about the ephemeral nature of celebrity, they decide "no, MY celebrities are the REAL celebrities, they're special".

Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

I’m a lover, not a fighter pilot.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Goo Goo Muck would be a good name for a baby.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Hi, John Lennon here for Carmex lip balm. Got only two words for you working class heroes. INSTANT CARMEX!!

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

“Hi, this is Lou Reed for Hanes brands. When I want the comfort of velvet at a comfortable price, I reach for my Hanes. Sweet Hanes!!”

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Out of reverence and respect, my man boobs will be flown at half-staff tomorrow.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Teats don’t fail me now.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Of Montreal Steak Seasoning™️

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

My side hustle is helping Dee Snider sell his new line of snacks outside Union Station. We’re almost out of Dee’s Nuts.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

I’m confident the Cubs will score 4 runs in the bottom of the 9th. Defeats don’t fail me now. #cubs

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Putting the nude into noodles.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Hanson brothers asked me to be a silent partner in their new restaurant, MMMBibimbap

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

🎶 I don't know, it must have been neurosis Neurosis or the ribbons in her long brown hair I don't know, maybe it was neurosis All I know, I could not leave her there 🎶 Therapist: Ok. By chance were you dropped on your head as a child?

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

A tax holiday? Probably fake and invented by Hallmark.

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Toby 🇵🇸 @tobestewart.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

So, you're not allowed to boo in church

Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

My milkshake brings all the goys to the yard.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

Pro Tip: Live your life a way that’ll make people miss you when you’re gone.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Playing Six Degrees of Francis Bacon.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Honky, I Shrunk the Kids.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Today is National Chicken Wing Day. You are the wind beneath my Thai Sweet Chili wings.

Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Always a bribe made, never a bribe.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Pitmasters. Finally, a show to satisfy my underarm fetish!!

Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Coach, Jim Haribo.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Jimothy and Punch together could easily take out Godzilla.

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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Me: What about that time I saw 11 sets of footprints in the sand Jesus: Look it’s a public beach

Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Making a Djibouti call.

Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

I will not be giving up shredded lattice!!

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Diagnosed with peter dinklage.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

90 Day Diarrheas.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

You know I wish that I had Jet-Skis girl I wish that I had Jet-Skis girl Where can I find a personal watercraft like that?

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Sorry I asked if the scent of your new fragrance was called Wildfire Smoke.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

If I didn’t have bad cuck, I wouldn’t have no cuck at all.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

Hi. Do you like Shemp? What? Uh, I’m going to Vegas. I like Shemp.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

What’s your favorite song about being born in the USA?

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Status? Smacking my forehead

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

Ask your doctor is decorum is right for you.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

The only clap I hear is the one of thunder.

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Drumsicle @drumsicle.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

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