Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Today is such a stupid sports day I love it so much 010
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026And Manning is a big part of why the networks want it, and is a mirror of the overall Texas Is Back narrative. A qb who everyone is hyping because of name value and initial expectations, and for some reason they're still clinging to the narrative despite all the evidence of him being just...fine. 010
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026He learned his threats from Little Bunny Foo Foo. "I'll give you three more chances, and if you don't behave, I'll turn you into a [doxxed] goon!" 040
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comFull House: Michelle Tanner's 'I'm Coming!'ALT: Full House: Michelle Tanner's 'I'm Coming!' 011
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026He only dates Alex, but it's because he's trying to recruit him 0120
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My Uber driver just asked if it was okay if he made a phone call. I wasn't aware that asking was an option. 000
Reposted by Tori EspensenJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i feel like college football players make poor decisions sometimes 1851329
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026And don’t set your sweaty cup on my desk to leave wet spots and rings behind! 110
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Curious whether the man who cold emailed me to tell me "The content was great, but your voice is irritating" after I presented a webinar this afternoon would also find it irritating if I voiced that he should fuck off 010
Reposted by Tori EspensenErin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 18/09/2026[banging on table] FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK FAT BEAR WEEK www.popsci.com/environment/...popsci.comThe Fat Bear Week 2026 bracket is here and chunkier than everVoting starts September 22 with a final winner crowned on September 29. 211671709
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Hey hey everybody would you look at us, we're swimming like fish like Goldie and Gus. No need to worry, no need to fuss, we're swimming like Goldie and Gus, YEAH!! It's seared into my brain 010
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Well the water is fine so come on in. We'd like to but we cannot swim! What do you mean you can't swim, just stop your messing, get down to the pool and start your lesson. 110
Reposted by Tori EspensenEric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026GEFILTE PHISHING 10569001209
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ignobel Prize winner M.A. Fardin addressed this debate in the seminal paper "On the Rheology of Cats": www.drgoulu.com/wp-content/u...drgoulu.com 011
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026He really just came out like "I should prove Kansas's point that Missouri is full of evil slavery sympathizers. I think that would be good for the state, the university, and my personal brand." 000
Reposted by Tori EspensenTal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 11/09/2026spending rosh hashanah telling people preemptively i forgive them for their transgressions against me, in a holy and wholly passive aggressive move 18104575
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I don't know how a conference leaves an entire program on the tarmac, but I'm excited to find out! 011
Reposted by Tori EspensenRedditCFB @redditcfb.com · 08/09/2026This entire weekend has been an immaculate litmus test for new fans trying to decide if the sport is for them or not. If this is your thing, we do this every week. 😍 011110
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026It's a good thing we live in an era where replay review controversies have been eliminated 000
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Have they considered asking everyone in the stands to shine their phone lights on the field? 000
Reposted by Tori EspensenKendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 07/09/2026There's a rich scholarship on why facts don't change minds. There's an even richer scholarship on why even when you know the facts it doesn't alter our behaviors.theconversation.comCognitive biases and brain biology help explain why facts don’t change mindsHere are some reasons for the natural human tendency to avoid or reject new information that runs counter to what you already know – and some tips on how to do better. 314349
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I'm so tired of arguing with people who believe that individuals who are somewhere on a spectrum of disbelief or uncertainty should be treated with identical disdain as policymakers and architects of intentional disinformation campaigns 021
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026static.klipy.comMatt's Survivor Smile and Shocked ReactionsALT: Matt's Survivor Smile and Shocked Reactions 0160
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026My boyfriend just called me the Jimothy of college football because I just want to roll around in the trash instead of throwing it out like a normal person. This is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me. 000
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Not now, Magically Appearing and Disappearing Island. We've got enough going on. 1161
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026"A Quarterback for Christmas", coming this November. 020
Reposted by Tori EspensenMatt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 30/08/2026wait my bad lemme fix that real quick 314112
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I was just thinking that the best part of the CFB game in Ireland is that we get all of the Irish tourism commercials instead of the commercials we'll have seen seventeen billion times by the time the season ends 110
Reposted by Tori Espensenjoyce’s monster 🎃 @joycelaurie.bsky.social · 26/08/2026if you are a gay icon STAY INSIDE!!! it’s DANGEROUS OUT HERE!!!!! 2450241043
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Strong case to be made that "I was in the hall. I know, because I was there." is the greatest movie line of all time. 0113
Reposted by Tori EspensenWilliam Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026[Exit Queen.] 2063893711005
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 04/08/2026This also isn't new. A century later, we still call it the "Spanish" flu. Not because it came from Spain, but because Spain was the first county willing to report cases. 020
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Could all of the engineers working on AI products pivot to making a "Remember this device for 30 days" button that actually works instead? 020
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Me, watching 30-year-old men roll on the ground screaming in pain after the most minimal and insignificant contact: "The Muppets are ruining the dignity of the game" 0260
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026"Can you get us an outline by this date?" I can get you a fully written piece with a bullet point in front of each paragraph instead of a line break, will that do? 130
Tori Espensen @drtoriespy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Once again sadly deleting my comment that simply says "slut" as I edit this piece mentioning Vannevar Bush's role in federal science funding. 020
