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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 21h

Idk man, if I was an evil billionaire, I probably would try to shy away from looking like Lex Luthor. That's just me, though.

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Texans desperately need to catch a break on this drive.

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"penis bunion" is not a phrase I expected to use today, but here we are

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Wait hold up, what did the people in the "special thanks" section of credits do to get those special thanks?!

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Currently watching the ending cinema of Metal Gear Solid 4 and I'm about to pause this bitch to make a sandwich

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Astros fan outside of TX here, by the time I got home from work and had a chance to turn the game on, they were already down 4 runs. This team went .500 during the regular season and have now lost something like 9 straight home playoff games. Idk Bennett, maybe give 'em something to cheer for?

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I wonder what it's like to root for a football team that doesn't constantly disappoint you

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Time to see if this PSU team has the juice.

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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[crappin’ my ass off on the toliet] *unmutes Teams to say something at the exact moment a turd bloinks into the water* No concerns

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Hey, if they weren't scheming, they wouldn't be courtiers, would they?

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Sometimes you just gotta eat a small can of peas.

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Oregon spent $50 million on a team that got waxed by OK State, lmao

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Rex Ryan's veneers are the stuff of nightmares.

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Only thing that sucks about this is that now Ted Cruz has a data point for it not being his fault

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I still think Arch is mid but God hates cowards and shitty kickers

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Look in your heart of hearts and ask yourself, what makes Arch Manning a better prospect than Drew Allar or Carson Beck?

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Down 20 and throwing behind the LOS. clown shit

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I'm sure it's been said a bunch, but if his last name wasn't "Manning" no one would think this guy is a first-round talent.

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

The Astros did not piss away a large lead today!

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Yeah, bribing voters, no one's ever thought of that before. Now to take a big sip of water and open this book about the history of the Roman Republic.

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I could eat a large amount of cheesy hash browns right now.

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Well Cris, I still have questions about Drew Lock.

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Dude got flagged for touching Drake Maye's butt

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Damn, it'd be cool if they showed a single game that interested me during this Nintendo Direct!

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

The weather is beautiful and I don't have to work tomorrow, so I'm gonna spend the day drinking in the fresh air with a smile on my face.

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Posting this shit with replies off, lololol. Make sure you put your clown makeup on before you go to bed.

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

It's obviously not gonna happen, but if there was ever a time for the NCAA to intervene and overturn the win, it's now.

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

A Penn State QB hung in the pocket and then delivered a throw over the middle of the field to a receiver in traffic for a TD. I missed that.

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

So is it pronounced "hog-shooter" or "hogs-hooter"? Either way is great

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I don't know the name of the wild-eyed lunatic over at Liberty Mutual that invented Biberty, but I know he or she is going to hell

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It's crazy that we can't charge this asshole with fraud or something.

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Will the "serious thinkers" in the center learn anything from this? Will Matty Y place an unwashed hand upon his chin and ruminate on this rejection of anti-progressive Democratic politics? The answer, of course, is no.

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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I don't understand what the average computer dork wants from us. Does AI do some coding thing well? Ok bud! Why do I give a shit? Why do you want my approval? Cigarettes and alcohol help me write essays and poems. I don't require you to be proud of me for using them. They are very harmful!

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

*looks at price* Oh so THAT'S why people live in the Midwest.

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