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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr.

@drscootfordsr.bsky.social
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#1 stan of NBA Lithuanians Houston/Penn State sports enjoyer

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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If Penn State throws one more bubble screen I'm gonna run head first at the television
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
ARCH C'MON MAN
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Arch dude I'm out with a Longhorns fan and you are not doing me any fucking favors
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Oh Nebraska
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Idk man, if I was an evil billionaire, I probably would try to shy away from looking like Lex Luthor. That's just me, though.
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I try not to be the guy that bitches about the refs but this is pretty egregious.
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Texans need to keep passing.
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Texans desperately need to catch a break on this drive.
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Watching Rocco Becht play quarterback against a team with a pulse
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Man's Disgusted Gag Gesture
Alt: Man's Disgusted Gag Gesture
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This team looks completely lost
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I want to talk to D'Anton Lynn
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I want to talk to Taylor Mouser
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"penis bunion" is not a phrase I expected to use today, but here we are
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wait hold up, what did the people in the "special thanks" section of credits do to get those special thanks?!
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Or maybe some nachooooooos
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Currently watching the ending cinema of Metal Gear Solid 4 and I'm about to pause this bitch to make a sandwich
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well, that didn't last long.
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Astros fan outside of TX here, by the time I got home from work and had a chance to turn the game on, they were already down 4 runs. This team went .500 during the regular season and have now lost something like 9 straight home playoff games. Idk Bennett, maybe give 'em something to cheer for?
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Astros :3
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Astros Mascot Celebrates Win
Alt: Astros Mascot Celebrates Win
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Probably pretty good
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I wonder what it's like to root for a football team that doesn't constantly disappoint you
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Time to see if this PSU team has the juice.
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[crappin’ my ass off on the toliet] *unmutes Teams to say something at the exact moment a turd bloinks into the water* No concerns
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Aside from the whole Buckcherry thing, that's a pretty nice itinerary. Nafplion in particular is an absolute gem.
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Hey, if they weren't scheming, they wouldn't be courtiers, would they?
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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King Of The Hill Hank Hill
Alt: Hank Hill spraying himself in the head with a garden hose
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Presumably when she "left the left" or whatever she calls it
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Brighton!
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чайка
Alt: A seagull bopping
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Papa's Pizzeria Chef: Bro Cookin FR
Alt: Papa's Pizzeria Chef: Bro Cookin FR
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sometimes you just gotta eat a small can of peas.
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Oregon spent $50 million on a team that got waxed by OK State, lmao
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's giving
An Ogrim from Morrowind. He is green, horned, quite tubby, and has one pierced nip.
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BRO
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Rex Ryan's veneers are the stuff of nightmares.
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Only thing that sucks about this is that now Ted Cruz has a data point for it not being his fault
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I still think Arch is mid but God hates cowards and shitty kickers
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Look in your heart of hearts and ask yourself, what makes Arch Manning a better prospect than Drew Allar or Carson Beck?
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Down 20 and throwing behind the LOS. clown shit
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ohio State going belt to ass now
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Texas got too cute with that one
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm sure it's been said a bunch, but if his last name wasn't "Manning" no one would think this guy is a first-round talent.
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Tony Rojas fuckin' rules
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Astros did not piss away a large lead today!
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yeah, bribing voters, no one's ever thought of that before. Now to take a big sip of water and open this book about the history of the Roman Republic.
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I could eat a large amount of cheesy hash browns right now.
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well Cris, I still have questions about Drew Lock.
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Three yards and a cloud of dust" would be an improvement on this
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dude got flagged for touching Drake Maye's butt
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
New Kirby looks promising, so at least I got one.
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Dr. Scootford McPuffins, Sr. @drscootfordsr.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Damn, it'd be cool if they showed a single game that interested me during this Nintendo Direct!
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