Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The Banana Bowl last night was a hell of a show. If you get a chance, go to a game. You won’t regret it. 010
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“I’ll fight you with one paw tied behind my back” but for birds. 011
Reposted by Dr. Ruth TomatoRitaM @ritaman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Yesterday's @effinbirds.com is another stand out. 111727
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 25/08/2026No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll (It does say "no cheating") (The sky photo bombed my show) 020
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Ilan Rubin has more than two arms. Prove me wrong. 000
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Enjoy some Christmas in July from the time I decorated our boat. #WeekDforDark 070
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Yeah I knocked it over. What are you gonna do about it? Pre #caturday 020
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Can someone just stand outside the real White House and/or the Confederate one (MAL) and blare Barack Obama speeches through a bullhorn on repeat until Trump cracks for good? Plus Obama needs to be on TV 24/7. He can start his own golf tourney or something. LFG. 020
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 20/04/2026This is all I can muster today. Take care of yourselves. 190
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Someone explain the value in preventing a user from quote posting content. Snark accepted but not required. 000
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Mr. Tomato will be donning these today. Oh my yes. 030
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Where does she imagine she’s going? Brazen feral cat! Happy belated #caturday to those who can’t remember what day of the week it is. 0111
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 16/03/2026It’s hard living simultaneously in “V for Vendetta” and “Idiocracy”. When will we wake? 010
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Lovely mural in Beaufort (Bo-furt), NC. #BlueSkyArtShow 280
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 05/03/2026She thinks she’s going to be Shieldmaiden of Rohan, not the withered copy of Lobelia Sackville-Baggins we know she will be. 010
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 05/03/2026We cannot have equal rights in our own country anymore. No fucking way the current cadre of suntanned clown balls is fighting for any other women or their autonomy who, BTW, STILL will not have sex with them. 120
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 04/03/2026media.tenor.coma baby is sitting in a high chair and looking at the camera .Alt: a baby is sitting in a high chair and looking at the camera then raising both arms in the air 010
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 14/02/2026What a view! #WeekFforFramed #AlphabetChallenge 0141
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 12/02/2026If I follow this I will find Dobby’s grave, right? 010
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 11/02/2026I am sorry @jefftiedrich.bsky.social for the loss of your lovely wife. May her memory be a blessing. 020
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 09/02/2026So far you and I have scored the same amount of touchdowns this evening than both teams in the Super Bowl combined. Follow me for more sportsball insights. 021
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 02/02/2026@capecodpostaah.bsky.social look into your future and rejoice 130
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 02/02/2026The hummingbirds went south. Wish I was there. 150
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 27/01/2026Arctic weather round two incoming. Taco remains unimpressed. 020
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Texting with Mr. Tomato who is 60 feet away from me and it’s like arguing with a breathing version of Apple’s TOS. 020
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Quote skeet a gif with a clue of where you’re from … Oh and you’re welcome.media.tenor.coma person in a colorful costume is standing in a living roomAlt: a person in a Maryland flag costume vogueing in a living room 020
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Dear Canada, Your weather is drunk and passed out on my lawn. Please come collect it or send an Uber. Thank you, Chilled Tomatoes 130
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Shall we compare each of his deals to a head of lettuce or do we still chart time in Scaramuccis? 010
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Bet they spent the next hour hearing about Arnold Palmer’s junk. Then they put grampy to bed. 020
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Outer Banks homes on the sound. #WaterWednesday 030
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Ah so there is Mike Johnson’s “new victim”. 240
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Have you ever tried to administer IV antibiotics to your husband through a picc line while he watches Georgia wipe the floor with Alabama on championship weekend? No? Then you ain’t living. #CFB 010
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 04/12/2025@pelzerb.bsky.social Happy Holidays and Tucker will keep an eye out for you. 020
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 01/12/2025A chic cannabis dispensary #AlphabetChallenge #WeekWforWindows 0120
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 27/11/2025You’ve just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you. Clearly I lived a remarkable life if my death was at the hands of this glorious stand mixer with a wooden bowl. Death by delicious misadventure. 020
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Happy Thanksgiving all. I am spending this holiday at the hospital with Mr. Tomato. Enjoy an oven-cam pic of a previous year’s bird. 150
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 19/11/2025media.tenor.coma man in a blue shirt says that he is not a smart manAlt: a man in a blue shirt says that he is not a smart man 010
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 17/11/2025Her reversal took two minutes in a single interview, not two days. Some people are just endlessly evil. People who harass victims of school shootings would have to become nuns and wash feet for decades to earn forgiveness. 010
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Prepared this yesterday and cooked it today. The gravy is so magnificent that I’m freezing it in an ice cube tray for later consumption. 🧑🍳💋 000