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Dr. Ruth Tomato

@drruthtomato.bsky.social
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Cry havoc and let loose the hairs of gray. Post.News expat. Not a real doctor or tomato. Cooking, travel, dogs…🎵these are a few of my favorite things🎵.

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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Banana Bowl last night was a hell of a show. If you get a chance, go to a game. You won’t regret it.
Banana Ball Party Animal mascot mixes in the crowd.  As one does.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
When do you fit in firearm training and changing the cat litter pan?
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is the beginning of a great joke, right? Right?
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Jon Stewart: Go On...
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If only Fetterman had done his damn job. Then JD would have been on the spot breaking the tie.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
New Bern too
Gas pump with words thanks Trump by the prices
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Get that printed on a candy heart. Or a candy ass. Whatever. 😏
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He plagiarized it from this dude.
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Muppet Show: Beaker's Lab Fire Accident
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As if he was capable of a double entendre.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wait til you hear “groceries” and now “trumpstuffs” and can only be purchased with trumpcoin.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yep they’re coming for me. I am a full time caregiver to my disabled spouse. I took a part time retail job with no benefits to make a little extra money to cover his medical debt. Then I got kicked off the subsidies because I “made too much” working 20 hours a week. 🤔
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Photographed yesterday in deep red NC.
Picture of a gas pump where someone wrote “THANKS TRUMP” next to the price.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
“I’ll fight you with one paw tied behind my back” but for birds.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Brian Williams byline?
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RitaM @ritaman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yesterday's @effinbirds.com is another stand out.
Effin Birds Day calendar picturing a hawk with the words irresponsible selfish shit is how we got here.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Omg is he talking to you?
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One or both of the South (America) Park dudes just fainted.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He is a vaccine for horniness.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Bible salesman says what?
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Looks like a back brace one may wear after getting a sacral nerve stimulator implanted. They help with fecal incontinence.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You are taking on the suffering and baby-birding it to us. We appreciate your sacrifice.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Take care Nemo. Glad she has you.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Well that first statement is true if referring to the Epstein class vs working Americans.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Woopendous!
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Cute Corgi Puppy Awooo Howling
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Indelicate actually
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It’s like a scene out of “They Live”. And I’m all out of bubble gum.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“I’m not touching you…unless you object, then I am.”
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Wait, they’re two different dudes? My mind went here.
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Man Slapping Self in Star Trek Uniform
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Looking forward to our divorce from these feckless navel gazers. Go vote.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
He said we would have prices like we’ve never seen before. No lie detected.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
And Trump, King Derpherder, attracts them like flies to decay.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Amazing pictures!
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll (It does say "no cheating") (The sky photo bombed my show)
Concert stage being set up at a baseball stadium.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It’s the only thing he enjoys.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Natalie's Dorky Nerd Dance
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Ilan Rubin has more than two arms. Prove me wrong.
Concert stage in a baseball stadium at night.  Big screens on either side showing a drummer beat the absolute snot out of a drum kit.  In the center, the lighting rigs move to make a diagonal pattern like a coffered ceiling.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
One of your best. Well done.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Pampers PJ was right there! 🤣
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Brokeback Drift Plain?
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Can the media not play this dude’s opinions on Platner and ask him how the Miller situation differs?
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Someone in your life is bound to get a new puppy or kitten. Wield your power wisely.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Wait til he hears the guy in charge of health has no medical training, experience, or qualifications. Oh…
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
😉
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Little Girl's Ok Boomer Eyeroll
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Enough rain! Who wants some rainbows??
A slight rainbow on the left above pine trees.  A country road with traffic circle is at the bottom.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
🙋🏻‍♀️ still lurking 🤪
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Idiocracy meets 50 First Dates. Yowza.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
That is how taxation and government spending work.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Appoint a replacement and let McConnell’s people sue. It’s what the current regime would do.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You control the strait = you own the current price of gas and everything transported by it. Well done.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The threat of tariffs prevented a war across the world two minutes later but don’t need anyone or buy anything from other countries.
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Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Lindsay Graham is talking to the ayatollah across the cul-de-sac.
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