Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 12/10/2026The Banana Bowl last night was a hell of a show. If you get a chance, go to a game. You won’t regret it. 010
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 10/10/2026When do you fit in firearm training and changing the cat litter pan? 000
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This is the beginning of a great joke, right? Right?static.klipy.comJon Stewart: Go On...Alt: Jon Stewart: Go On... 000
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 25/09/2026If only Fetterman had done his damn job. Then JD would have been on the spot breaking the tie. 020
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Get that printed on a candy heart. Or a candy ass. Whatever. 😏 030
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026He plagiarized it from this dude.static.klipy.comMuppet Show: Beaker's Lab Fire AccidentAlt: Muppet Show: Beaker's Lab Fire Accident 000
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Wait til you hear “groceries” and now “trumpstuffs” and can only be purchased with trumpcoin. 000
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Yep they’re coming for me. I am a full time caregiver to my disabled spouse. I took a part time retail job with no benefits to make a little extra money to cover his medical debt. Then I got kicked off the subsidies because I “made too much” working 20 hours a week. 🤔 020
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 11/09/2026“I’ll fight you with one paw tied behind my back” but for birds. 011
Reposted by Dr. Ruth TomatoRitaM @ritaman.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Yesterday's @effinbirds.com is another stand out. 111727
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 11/09/2026One or both of the South (America) Park dudes just fainted. 020
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Looks like a back brace one may wear after getting a sacral nerve stimulator implanted. They help with fecal incontinence. 000
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 10/09/2026You are taking on the suffering and baby-birding it to us. We appreciate your sacrifice. 010
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Well that first statement is true if referring to the Epstein class vs working Americans. 000
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Woopendous!static.klipy.comCute Corgi Puppy Awooo HowlingAlt: Cute Corgi Puppy Awooo Howling 030
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 07/09/2026It’s like a scene out of “They Live”. And I’m all out of bubble gum. 010
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 07/09/2026“I’m not touching you…unless you object, then I am.” 000
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Wait, they’re two different dudes? My mind went here.static.klipy.comMan Slapping Self in Star Trek UniformAlt: Man Slapping Self in Star Trek Uniform 000
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Looking forward to our divorce from these feckless navel gazers. Go vote. 020
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 05/09/2026He said we would have prices like we’ve never seen before. No lie detected. 000
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 03/09/2026And Trump, King Derpherder, attracts them like flies to decay. 000
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 25/08/2026No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll (It does say "no cheating") (The sky photo bombed my show) 020
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 24/08/2026static.klipy.comNatalie's Dorky Nerd DanceAlt: Natalie's Dorky Nerd Dance 010
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Ilan Rubin has more than two arms. Prove me wrong. 000
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Can the media not play this dude’s opinions on Platner and ask him how the Miller situation differs? 000
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Someone in your life is bound to get a new puppy or kitten. Wield your power wisely. 110
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Wait til he hears the guy in charge of health has no medical training, experience, or qualifications. Oh… 060
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 10/08/2026😉static.klipy.comLittle Girl's Ok Boomer EyerollAlt: Little Girl's Ok Boomer Eyeroll 010
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 03/08/2026That is how taxation and government spending work. 010
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Appoint a replacement and let McConnell’s people sue. It’s what the current regime would do. 000
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 28/07/2026You control the strait = you own the current price of gas and everything transported by it. Well done. 020
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 28/07/2026The threat of tariffs prevented a war across the world two minutes later but don’t need anyone or buy anything from other countries. 000
Dr. Ruth Tomato @drruthtomato.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Lindsay Graham is talking to the ayatollah across the cul-de-sac. 000