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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜

@drpiss.bsky.social
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Guy who is the most stressed and anxious he has ever felt in his life, typing out “Spam in the back of my dragula” and hitting post
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Grogu missing after his private airplane disappeared over the Caucasus Mountains at 7:45 AM EST today. Authorities are currently investigating.
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond
James Fallon, the Irish American late night talk show host with a laugh that harms
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Take me to the river Fuck me with an auger
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
“She thingamabob on my doohick-“ ZAP “She Leo on my Tolst-“ ZAP “She Brown on my Board-“ ZAP (Whimpering) “She…Gillespie on my…Salt Peanuts til…….I Dizzy…?” A crackle in the guard’s ear. He holds a finger to the earpiece, nods, and sets the cattle prod against the wall. “You’re free to go,” he says
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Counterpoint: The future is looking pretty Chinese tbh
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WOLFSKULLJACK @wolfskulljack.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
These armour studies have been great for getting me out of a creative funk! All done on Procreate @procreate on the iPad Pro
A collection of realistic armour studies mixed with linework illustration
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Sigourney Weaver over Grogu: “Geen poppenspelers”
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Let a white boy rock a fit a little bit
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Thanks I’m scared but staying so brave
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Don’t forget to have your blood changed every 40,000 miles
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Honestly, swag
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
batboy caught flipping a grunt
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Diluting my cum with piss, which is what the government would do
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
King Mayonnaise has ordered my death for unspecified reasons
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
According to a reputable source, a musket will blow a golf ball sized hole through an ICE goon
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Busting inside raw feels exactly like when a Garry’s Mod asset collides and ragdolls all over the place
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I am a man who’s made of meat And you’re on the internet Lookin at feet
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Got ya
An OK symbol made with a hand, upside down, on the hand owner’s thigh, aka The Circle Game
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Christmas Island yeah fucking right dude is that where Santa clause lives? Shut it all down grow thefuck up idiota
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
It’s diarrhea o’clock somewhere
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I’m using as directed mfer I’m executive functioning like a mad cunt right now mf im doing my laundry and making a grocery list biiiiiitch
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Who vyving tonight? Who gettin speedy on that vanse? Sound off homie I’m lisdexamfetamized as hell
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Snake Pisschan or whatever, that guy from Escape from New York played by Goldie Hahn’s husband
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
If the titties don’t do the Newton’s Cradle thing, I don’t want any, no sir no how
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Don Draper smoking salvia and having a religious vision of the Quizno’s hamsters
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
(Ad Executive voice) it’s a decent ad, sure, but I want an ad that would have me fully chubbed up and wanting to fuck that tub of Breyer’s frozen dairy dessert.
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The 3 or so years where Covid was actually treated seriously by half the population, when quarantines and curfews and were happening. Not now, when Covid is still an issue but the official pandemic was declared over.
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Yeah, but you know what I mean.
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
“I ate rat shit and drank rat piss and kissed rats right on the lips and drank rat blood as a kid in the 1960s and I turned out just fine!”
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Bracing myself for when “It’s fine and good for you to eat rat shit” becomes a rallying cry of conservatives still mad about masking recommendations during covid.
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
A swarm of locusts just flew out of my ass. Insurance won’t cover it
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Don’t be a dumbass
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Growing a beard just to shave it all off in a fit of existential despair
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Honkus Tonkus B’donkadonkus
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
The piss tank of my heart is 95% full for you
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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
surprisingly large boobs
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Yeah, I got Hantavirus… I hanta ‘nother beer !!
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Literally translated, his name is Homer Son of Simp
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Private Ostrich-Knee
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Need to see a Venn diagram of the people surveyed cuz I think the circles would be hella overlapping
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
me and who
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Faking an assassination attempt to expedite your useless vanity project is honestly pretty funny. Using an actual assassination attempt to expedite your useless vanity project is even funnier. Next time, he’s gonna claim all the bathroom fixtures need to be gold plated for security reasons or smth
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
They’re so cute!!!!
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Sometime around 2004, I was searching for pornography on the Internet and found a video of a guy who wrapped his boner in aluminum foil, crinkled the end into a point, and stuck it in an electrical outlet. He did it multiple times too. Sparks flew. Can’t believe that guy is now a sitting senator.
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Scrub a dub dub, Bitch! <——— my new catchphrase
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Immediately after, Rudy turned into a pillar of black flame and every window of the hospital shattered with the howls of ten thousand souls suddenly free to ascend to heaven
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Same. Shoutout ✌️
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I don’t want your forgiveness.
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dr. Marcel Piss 🥜 @drpiss.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Burger King logo with

“I DRANK ALL THE SINK SOUP” in between two burger buns

With the word “bad” repeating in tiny letters underneath
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