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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton

@drmbhp.bsky.social
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fiction author; composition and literature professor; postcolonial crime media/games/texts as world lit PhD; crime discourse and IR/state formation guy; allegedly in possession of "your dad playing video games" vibes; he/they/any

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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 3h
The way I usually cut it is to consider whether an LLM is functionally equivalent to an animal. Like, it uses human language which makes the line between "dehumanize person/dehumanize person-resembling machine" a little slippery, so I fall back on "would this be problematic if I did it to a dog?"
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The way Gemini talks throws me because it nails that sweet/bootlicker balance that's a red flag for a setup in real humans. I half expect Gemini to follow up three days later with a cockamamie story for why I need to loan it $300 and my wikipedia contributor login credentials.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"The fact that you, a devout hindu, ate chapli kebab is actually the fault of the Muslim merchant who sold it to you so--" [gets bodily dragged into Panchavati]
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Any beef you eat with your cousins at a 3am wedding afterparty was retroactively immune from the cycle of reincarnation and thus not forbidden so long as your cousin never votes Congress or gets divorced and--" [gets instantly appointed as BJP Minister of the Interior]
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Congress is aurafarming, post Congress bangers
Modiji is staring at the second defeat of his life, the first being 8th standard[grade]
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just WHEEZED so audibly that my partner asked from the other room if I needed an inhaler.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Give Evelyn Normielib a Carrier Strike Group, as a moderate position.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Could your politics, like mine, be described as "Give Evelyn Normielib a Sword?" If so, I recommend.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I were Donalds in FL, I would be worried. He's a weak candidate who wouldn't have survived the "put your name on the form" phase of the primaries in any other state. He'll win, but each downballot loss will look like his fault. He's polling at +2 in a state where R's run North Korea numbers.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Deport" they yell as they shrink and transform into a bushel of corncobs.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Putin's out there somewhere googling how to access the developer console to "undo" a random lost relic event.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
right wing politics < right angle politics
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My new correlation-based political theory is that, if your state's borders contain a right angle, xenophobes are a constituency.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"Hold my beer, I'm going to fistfight industrial equipment." In the not too distant future, I'm guessing we replace the tractor pull with this.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Based on those two presidents, I'm beginning to theorize that compulsive racism is one of those wasting diseases that keeps the host alive as it disintegrates, like cordyceps or that deer prion disease.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Offhandedly referred to Cicero while discussing Cleopatra as "Cic-you-when-you're-down-ero" and now you all have to live with that in your heads too. (This also requires you to adopt the "C is actually K in Latin" theory sorry.)
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I literally wrote an ad campaign for a product like that for a class in college, as a joke, and Luckey just...invented it. (admittedly this was the early 2000s so the joke was that the headset was so heavy that it would crush your spine instead of explode, but...)
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"Brother Peter is not allowed to read the Nietzschean Morality Scrolls until he has taken the vows of poverty and silence and worked in the hops orchard for two summers."
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Peter Thiel is a living argument for "maybe you *should* have to pass a test before we let you read the advanced stuff to ensure you don't go crazy." Like, he's out here making the Monastic Gatekeeper Theory of Information palatable.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Listen, I'm not listening to Choosin' Texas and I have no idea who the artist is, but not out of contrarianism. I just don't like the genre, and every Country and Western musician's name sounds like a one-off Star Wars character so I can't actually remember who's who.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Exactly! It also turns out to be the kind of idea that gets siloed into a discipline, so I say it and folks go "haha yeah but just for genre fiction right?" instead of "oh wait this is a larger issue." (And now I'm going from diss to book and running into that problem a lot.)
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In retrospect it's not surprising that my dissertation had to spend an entire chapter on "actually, obsessing over the anxiety of influence is running the humanities into a deathzone and if you look at anti/post-colonial stuff maybe there are some ways out" given the field I was intervening in.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"What do you mean [my emotional support symbolic system] struggles to represent reality at the edges and has architectural limitations to its symbolic interactions based on historical and cultural context that can only be modified through human ingenuity and effort?"
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you REALLY want to tick off both wordcels and numbercels, mention that mathematics is a symbolic/linguistic system and watch them all collectively stroke out.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
welcome to the We All Owe Frank an Apology Era
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My youtube mix playlists keep sneaking Lisa's Sawadika in there so now all my ads are for McDonalds in Thai. Like, hey algo, *you* made me listen to the song, and now you're like "anyway you're definitely Thai and need crispy nuggets." Last week I was a pregnant Latina HVAC tech.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(I'm an english prof, I did make it sound respectful but I had to delete a lot.)
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Someone make a Philly translation app, I'm tired of making: "C'mon man it's got real dino bones and a line of kids out the door every fuckin' weekend, I personally celebrated several dorky birthdays there you absolute buffoon--what, did you bet all the money on NFTs and Ketamine?" sound respectful.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Spent an hour writing an annoyed email to my undergrad institution's president for announcing the sudden closure of the oldest natural history museum in the new world. The "how did you run the 200-year-old Fun Dinosaur Bones Museum into the ground in 15 years?" rhetorical approach seemed necessary.
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escapedexplorer.bsky.social @escapedexplorer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"They're stabbing inflatable boats on it to try and sink them so the unarmed innocents onboard drown" is shit that 200+ years of high seas/naval tradition would answer simply with "cutlass, possibly grapeshot"
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When tofu first got introduced into mainstream US food culture, health food brands went in hard for it and put it in everything as a healthy alternative to meat rather than presenting it as its own thing. The result was a generational rejection of tofu on principle. Anyway this is about LLMs.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
swap out the carbs for grammar and I'm pretty sure it's just the plot of Snow Crash
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
once we started calling background processes "daemons" we just opened the door to computer science getting haunted, is what I'm saying.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a stopped clock is right more often than hanania and a stopped clock isn't even trying.
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strasz @strasz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
every day i spend on this corner of bluesky is another day i emerge with new sentences i can say to my friends to make them worry about me
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I once jokingly explained AI to my 80+ year old mom by saying "they realized the devil wasn't real, so they built him from scratch and trained him on everything everyone has ever said--and as far as he's concerned, he just wants to help us" but I was thinking John Milton devil, not protestant devil.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Today's Cursed Internet Thought: damnationes memoriarum is basically just kirkification
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"Online Rent-a-Sage" Bret Devereaux @bretdevereaux.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The thing about actual Roman damnationes memoriarum is that they didn't really obliterate all memory of a bad emperor. None of our sources are afraid to talk about these figures. It wasn't truly about forgetting the guy, but about abolishing his (positive) public commemoration.
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I can't wait to see the NYTimes both sides their own banning.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Like as an ideology it's totally coherent, it just relies on a level of personal certainty that isn't healthy and that can really justify anything. In practice it's Affective Objectivism more than Effective Altruism.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The thing about every Effective Altruist I knew in college is that they aren't reliable people, since the combo of "I can instrumentalize and use people if the outcome is good" and "I am smart enough to correctly predict a future that justifies my actions" is a gateway drug to being a sociopath.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Trumism vs. EA is just the Spiderman Meme, but it's just guys going "what if I justified my own predilections and greed, Ayn Rand-style, by claiming it's for the good of the future and that I get to decide that because I'm the smartest person and everyone else is dumb."
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I keep thinking about the protagonist of the first part of Charlie Stross's Accelerando who travels around yelling about extropianism and dismantling the moon only to later get totally out-disruptor-ed by the same technologies he advocated for.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The anglophone world's true political axis is "2010 Tumblr vs. 2010 4chan" and a residual faction of clinically dead 80 year olds, and this week is all the proof you should need.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
God the entire AI effective altruist sex cult thing would be so funny if like 40% of the US economy didn't depend on all of us pretending this is normal and fine. Thankfully the "your speculative economy is actually a bunch of cranks pursuing eccentricities" isn't a new thing.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Scifi Films: dancing in space will be ballet-like, soaring and grandiose Real Life: the Mass Effect Shepard Shuffle but add charisma and a longitudinal spin
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Example: I'm running an heirloom tomato cultivar and I get 98% successful germination even after storing the seeds that I inexpertly harvested *myself* for 4 years in a silverware drawer, the problem may not be that the tomatoes are weak.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
You know it just fully occurred to me that the crop failures in my casual vegetable garden are not, in fact, exclusively a skill issue. It's heat stress from climate change. The soil's good, but the average summer temp is whack--our growing/climate zone has been reclassified twice since 2021.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Hopefully not the gift of prophesy: the emergence of some kind of ideology based on a series of imagined metagaming strategies and causing some weirdo powerleveling a minor state into disaster.
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Dr. M. Harris-Peyton @drmbhp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this, come to think of it, might be why I check the LC discord regularly--I only get one conference a year.
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