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Writing weird nonfiction at driftlesstimesmedia.com and random nonsense here 🏳️‍⚧️

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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 02/10/2026
MIN's due for a course correction and I'm betting MIA is their trap game. PHI has fire from the fresh Monday night humiliation. And LAC is pure intuition, or maybe I'm just insane on all three?
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 01/10/2026
PIT IND BUF CHI🐻 CIN ARI PHI TB BAL DAL MIA KC SF LAC DET ATL
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Tim Gaedke @timgaedke.com · 26/09/2026
talent is a lie
a cartoon picture of a frog throwing a crooked looking clay vase with the words “talent is a lie, just do it anyway”
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 25/09/2026
I'm kicking myself. I nearly took ATL but figured that was my Packers hate talking, not logic. Always trust your gut, folks
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 24/09/2026
GB BUF CAR DET IND KC TEN PIT SEA JAX SF TB BAL LV LAR PHI
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 23/09/2026
Born too late to be a priestess deciphering the minds of the gods for the peasantry. Born just in time to warn the baby witches on Discord to not give themselves psychosis with Oujia boards
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 20/09/2026
I would simply like to live my quiet little life as a trans woman and buy fruit and sing and walk my dog and wave to my neighbors and watch movies and use restrooms without being the subject of a culture “war” where both political parties agree I’m a disgusting freak who doesn’t deserve civil rights
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Outside the obvious timebomb of selling out trans kids to appeal to ~16 bigots in deep Ohio, an underplayed part of the whole "trans kids in youth sports" stuff is making the most psycho Little League parents the most important political demo in America. They're joy vampires for the kids themselves!
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 21/09/2026
Even people I once looked up to and admired have grown callous over the past few years
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 21/09/2026
I'm very tired of the cruelty that's infected nearly everything
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 18/09/2026
RFK: and then it came out of t-t-the bushes and disintegrated my dog with a laser beam or s-something 

Vance half-paying attention while practicing facial expressions: an alien huh? then what?

RFK: i ran it down and got its body in my freezer

Vance grinning, showing too much teeth: wow. can i see it? 

RFK: yeah c-c-come over. i got some fresh road kill in there too i'll grill up. make it a p-party

Vance frowning, showing too much teeth: on second thought
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 18/09/2026
*RFK staring at phone labeled Area 51* Cheryl: honey, your the health secretary. cant you just go down there? RFK: y-you'd think! but one day *he opens a locket with a pic of Art Bell inside* t-t-they call
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 18/09/2026
*bursting through the door* sir, we found it! RFK Jr: w-what the cause of a-autism? no, sir. Mel's Hole. *wiping sweat from his brow* s-son of a b-b-bitch
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 18/09/2026
crazy to think i was probably schizoposting with RFK Jr. on /x/ back in the day
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 17/09/2026
BUF CAR CHI🐻 PHI NE GB TB BAL CIN JAX LAC WAS SEA SF KC LAR
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 15/09/2026
my cat's never lived in a world without smartphones
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 14/09/2026
I should be thinking about what I'm going to do on the website for Halloween but I've had more of a mind to take it all down latley
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bree bird 🇨🇦 @goose.ski · 13/09/2026
the trans community’s demand is eminently reasonable: “democrats need to treat trans people as equal partners in their political coalition or trans people will not be partners at all.” so, democrats: do you want to win or not?
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 14/09/2026
my sister (chronically ill) has been in the hospital pretty much every other week this summer, with her most recent admission coming yesterday. send good vibes that October can be the first month she isn't flirting with death
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 13/09/2026
girl math but its me on the treadmill going 'in two minutes i'll only have two minutes left in this run'
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 13/09/2026
Yorp
Fest Bier from Herbiery in Madison, WI
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 11/09/2026
Big plan for the weekend is to get a few beers at the spot where last time the owner I swapped psychedelic stories, then a woman explained to us the journaling game she was working on that used tarot cards as a guide
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Night of the Living Red Durkin @daedsider.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Periodic reminder that your "concerns" about trans people are being beamed directly into your head by a small cadre of incredibly rich psychopaths.
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 10/09/2026
I nearly picked them this week on gut impulse but then remembered everyone saying they're tanking this season
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 09/09/2026
You would think after a decade of politics being dominated by a guy who almost never walks anything back that there might be a lesson to learn there
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 09/09/2026
said bullshit for the unfamilair
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 09/09/2026
Spent the summer writing fiction and poetry, but “What's the incentive structure of the UFO?” just flashed through my head, so I might be back on my regular bullshit soon
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 09/09/2026
Had a good jog/ run today aside from it almost killing me
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 08/09/2026
Been looking forward to this! Though I paid little attention to the off season, it seems my intuition and the great oracles (Vegas) are mostly aligned SEA LAR CIN DET TEN BAL PIT CHI🐻 JAX BUF LV MIN WAS LAC DAL DEN
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 16/07/2025
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 03/09/2026
they/them pronouns but in a 'for we are many' sorta way
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 31/08/2026
I love writing and editing so much that I genuinely enjoy updating resumes and drafting cover letters — which is why you, the hiring manager that Googled me, should offer me the job
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 18/08/2026
If I was in the movie Them! I'd be like "wow that's a big ant" and "help, the big ant is eating me" and "I was cut in half by the pincers of that really big ant"
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 30/08/2026
"It's just a cat" says souless husk of a man. No, she is a perfect little baby
A silver cat sits looking wide-eyed into the camera. She is a perfect angel
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 29/08/2026
Camp Miasma was fun. Reminded me a lot of Mulholland Drive
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 29/08/2026
I have become what I call a Chief Wiggum Accelerationist since 2024
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 28/08/2026
*pitching to a hollywood exec who's pointing a revolver at me* So it's, um, it's like ... oh man. It's like a kids show, you know, but it's scary? *he cocks back the hammer* And it's based on a YouTube video I saw once! *he lowers the gun and smiles*
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 28/08/2026
They got Phil Ochs on the folk punk mix. I don't know? Sure? I don't know
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 27/08/2026
I'm kind of over summer. I'm ready to wear light jackets again
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 25/08/2026
This time Death's gone too far
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 25/08/2026
This time Death's gone too far
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Most transphobia, or so it seems to me, is about wanting culturally contingent hierarchies and identity scripts to be Inscribed in Nature in some deep way that obviates the need for reflective examination, and getting very anxious and angry about anything that makes it clear that’s a fantasy.
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 19/08/2026
*being beaten to death with hammers but i'm an optimist* Could be worse!
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 18/08/2026
If I was in the movie Them! I'd be like "wow that's a big ant" and "help, the big ant is eating me" and "I was cut in half by the pincers of that really big ant"
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 18/08/2026
A surprise birthday party where they light me on fire and say "bet she didn't see that coming," but then find this post. three steps ahead
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 18/08/2026
If I were a mad king i'd also get hyperfocused on constructing a ballroom only to be let down at the reveal when i realize i'd forgotten it's actually called a ball pit
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 17/08/2026
*speaking to the house sitter* The cat gets fed twice a day. Then here in the closet lives Grillumoix. Uh-huh. Terrifying? Yeah we get that a lot. Breed? Dead god, the vet thinks. He sings the song that'll end the world, but yeah, uh, gets fed same time as the cat otherwise
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