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Walker

@driftlesstimesmedia.com
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Writing weird nonfiction at driftlesstimesmedia.com and random nonsense here 🏳️‍⚧️

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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 18/09/2026
RFK: and then it came out of t-t-the bushes and disintegrated my dog with a laser beam or s-something 

Vance half-paying attention while practicing facial expressions: an alien huh? then what?

RFK: i ran it down and got its body in my freezer

Vance grinning, showing too much teeth: wow. can i see it? 

RFK: yeah c-c-come over. i got some fresh road kill in there too i'll grill up. make it a p-party

Vance frowning, showing too much teeth: on second thought
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 13/09/2026
Yorp
Fest Bier from Herbiery in Madison, WI
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 30/08/2026
"It's just a cat" says souless husk of a man. No, she is a perfect little baby
A silver cat sits looking wide-eyed into the camera. She is a perfect angel
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 29/08/2026
I have become what I call a Chief Wiggum Accelerationist since 2024
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 16/08/2026
Though my meme account days are behind me I am occasionally struck with inspiration
A sunglasses-clad Grimce stands beside a car, milk shake on the roof, looking like a true master of the world. The words "Like I McGive A Shit" are superimposed next to him in gold, glittering font.
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 02/08/2026
It's happening
The cover of Ted Kooser's "The Poetry Home Repair Manual."
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 02/08/2026
Finished this yesterday. I started out kind of meh on it, but the second half of stories really shined for me and I'm glad I picked it up. Still thinking about it a day later
The cover of Alice Stoehr's "Again, Harder."
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 16/07/2026
Every time I think I've sworn this game off for good, I come crawling back after a few months. I just love card games and I'm too lazy to learn MTG
The home screen for Gwent: The Witcher Card Game.
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 11/07/2026
Some might say I have a problem ...
68 ounces of El Yucateco red habanero hot sauce.
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 04/07/2026
A satirical meme with a bulldog in fatigues infront of an American flag and fireworks. Text reads: To all the pets about to run away from home, we salute you!
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 19/06/2026
She's gonna bite me but doesn't have teeth so it's okay
An annoyed cat.
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 13/06/2026
It's a good day for an afternoon drink. @giantjonesbrewing.bsky.social new organic malt liquor is superb
A glass that says "Giant Jones" filled halfway full of golden colored beer.
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 13/06/2026
Note: This is very funny to me. Right up there with whoever linked my Nature of Oz essay on Wikipedia
A screenshot showing traffic from Wikipedia to a silly website that has no business being linked on Wikipedia
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 07/06/2026
Turned out pretty good for a first attempt. Our oven is finicky and I could have taken them out sooner, but I also enjoy a crunchier peanut butter cookie so I'm happy; I've already had two
A tray of homemade peanut butter chocolate chip cookies.
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 07/06/2026
Making cookies (stress baking)
Cookie dough in the mixer.Chocolate chip peanut butter cookies lined on a baking sheet for the oven.
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 05/06/2026
I agree with this light pole
A light pole with a sign taped to it that reads "fuck fascism" with a picture of Trump.
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 02/06/2026
A message from the universe and pump 3
A sticker on the side of a gas pump that says "love wins" in large, red font.
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 17/04/2026
Careful, who ever goes in on on it could end up in a "Three Men and a Comic Book" situation over who gets to use the Mystery Hill
Bart, Milhouse and Martin fight over the comic book they bought together.
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 26/10/2025
At least it was my own team that did me in
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 09/10/2025
You just need a little faith in the extraordinary backed by years of Packers-inflicted trauma
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 11/09/2025
Sadly I had to trade in the big shoe for a new bed
Kirk Van Houten: "I sleep in a racing car. Do you?"
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 10/09/2025
GB CIN DAL CHI LAR NE SF BUF SEA BAL IND ARI PHI MIN TB LAC
Smooth Jimmy's 'Lock of the Week' from The Simpsons episode "Lisa the Greek"
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Walker @driftlesstimesmedia.com · 04/02/2025
This just confirms the movie takes place in The Simpsons universe.
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