Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Some people like daylight saving time and others think standard time is best. As a compromise, we should switch twice a year. 010
Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026How long till one of those Corenell shits end up on Dancing with the Stars? 001
Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 28/09/2026All this time I’ve been confusing Mark Hamill with Marvin Hamlisch 000
Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026One Green Lantern per space sector is chosen to be cosmic a protector. Or Three Green Lanterns can muck around in the blandest part of Nebraska. 020
Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Tired: Slop bowl Wired: Bowl of scoop Inspired: Bachelor chow, now with flavour 001
Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 17/09/2026They say of of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is… 000
Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 17/09/202690% of Gotham’s crime would disappear if the abundant abandoned warehouses got turned into mixed use housing. 000
Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I can handle a Canada / EU partnership. I just don’t want to have to care about Eurovision. 010
Reposted by Dr. HaggisGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The Muppet Show thats the premise they are on The Muppet Show 613512
Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 07/09/2026One of the nice things about the internet was everyone who wanted one could have their own little cooking show. 000
Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026The Hollywood Walk of fame is a pay-to-play tourist spot, not a measure of entertainment worth. 000
Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 02/09/2026asl “X” should have been “r” 1: it looks like an r 2: it looks like a pirate hook, and pirates say arrr. 000
Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I don’t think “mischaracterizing knitting” and “abusive fascist” should get the same level of cancellation. 000
Reposted by Dr. HaggisKendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people 59220297574
Reposted by Dr. HaggisJesse Thorn @jessethorn.bsky.social · 20/08/2026🐀 💨 Stankus Boys are here #jjgo 8994
Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I know it wouldn’t fit the tone but Avengers Doomsday should have a scene recreating one of Simu Liu’s stock photos. 010
Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I turned off my VPN and firewall you could say I.P. Freely. 000
Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Its good to Serve and Eat, but Bad to Chop and be cooked. This is Classist denial of importance of invisible labour. 000
Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Will Smith eating Spaghetti is the AI Utah Teapot. #factsthatsoundlikeImhavingastroke 000
Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 13/08/2026What is good for the mishegoss is good for the Michigander. 000
Reposted by Dr. HaggisChocobone💀Skare🎺Paradie🪦 @chocoboskaparadise.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Friendly reminder 11268007660
Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026My prohibition inspired cocktail uses denatured alcohol. 010
Reposted by Dr. HaggispistachiOoOoOo 👻👻👻 @streetlightlily.horntforgood.com · 31/01/2026You don’t want hands free driving, you want trains. You want trains you want trains you want TRAINS 1879242541
Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026When your nod becomes an homage, you risk your spoof becoming a parody. 000
Reposted by Dr. HaggisWriters' Guild of Alberta @writersguildab.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Cash prizes! First place gets $100 || Second place gets $50 Ticket sale proceeds go to the Writers’ Guild of Alberta and the Calgary Poetry Slam tickets.calgaryfringe.ca/event/366:15...tickets.calgaryfringe.caMini Poetry Slam at Calgary Fringe!☛ LOGIN or CREATE A NEW ACCOUNT BEFORE BOOKING YOUR TICKETS! ☚ Mature Content (Age 14+) Join the Writers' Guild of Alberta for a special edition of 011
Dr. Haggis @drhaggis.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Matt Damon really has a hard time getting home, huh. 000
