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Morten Grøftehauge

@drgroftehauge.bsky.social
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Picture is of a gay white guy in a green v-neck. It seems most of the data people ended up on Bluesky so here I am.

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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Brb gonna go run Doom on my viscous goo
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Vladimir Salnikov @v4ldelund.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"just look at the data" final boss
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Why on earth would anyone use AI to engineer super viruses when they could engineer super intelligent raccoons?
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Grace @gracekind.net · 22/08/2026
From April, but this article has been on my mind recently as I've tried working with Claude on larger tasks. I especially agree with this part: "If a human colleague acted the way these AIs do in my usage ... I would consider them pathologically dishonest."
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Kate Compton @galaxykate.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
In the same way that being bitten by a werewolf make you a werewolf, arguing with an academic makes you an academic
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Okay, apparently OpenAI is selling merch now. Wonder what they have... "Distressed" well yes "bubble" hmm I feel like sweatshop workers used to be more subtle
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Like I'm going to buy usage tokens on top of my Claude subscription to use Fable. Maybe it's time to pick up OpenCode and have a look around for something other than Claude to power it.
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Dana Fried @leftoblique.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
we live in hell
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Do you have a favourite resource on pair programming? Please drop a link 🙏 I'd like to do some pair programming with our student worker over the summer and he is a bit avoidant. Which is common - people don't like the idea of someone looking over their shoulder and judging them. #dataBS
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Vladimir Salnikov @v4ldelund.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Sam Altman/Elon mask conflict can be described with this Ukrainian term for which I sadly don't know proper English translation
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The supermarket DESTROYED my artisanal micro baloney business when they stopped handing out free baloney samples. They are punishing innovation and curiosity by asking for money for baloney.
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Tom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 21/05/2026
Also want to be clear: the specific context here is, e.g. banning trans men from the women's changing room after you've also banned them from the men's changing room. Complete exclusion, based on no principle other than awkwardly backfilling from "biological sex" then realising that doesn't work.
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Chris Martin @chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy · 06/05/2026
techcrunch.com/2026/04/27/meta-inks… intentionally increasing the planet's solar flux is absolutely supervillain shit
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Dana Fried @leftoblique.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
One of the things modern Western masculinity has lost is the idea that men feel Big Emotions; that feeling Big Emotions and sharing them is part of being a man, and that putting yourself in the position to feel Big Emotions is, in a way, part of what defines heroic masculinity.
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Boris absolutely leaked the Claude Code source on purpose to nerd snipe the internet into figuring out what the hell is going on in there. "You made a clean reimplementation in Rust? Oh no. My copyrights."
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Grace @gracekind.net · 30/03/2026
There’s some cool recent research on this phenomenon! It turns out vision language models excel at image benchmarks *even when the actual images aren’t provided,* because the answers are implicit in the questions! arxiv.org/abs/2603.21687
arxiv.org
MIRAGE: The Illusion of Visual Understanding
Multimodal AI systems have achieved remarkable performance across a broad range of real-world tasks, yet the mechanisms underlying visual-language reasoning remain surprisingly poorly understood. We r...
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emily s. @emily.news · 21/03/2026
okay I looked up Queenie Luo (first author on that paper) and her fashion portfolio is spectacular??? sites.harvard.edu/queenieluo/f...
sites.harvard.edu
Fashion Portfolio
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Can every problem that can be easily verified in R also be easily solved in R?
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
aww he just wanna dance
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
But all elections in Denmark are "early"? Like, that's how the election system works. The election must be held at the latest four years after the most recent election. This is dumb.
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
When drones and missiles show up just have the tankers dive like baby ducks trying to dodge ravens.
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Lucie @autofocus.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Janet was ahead of her time.
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two women are sitting on a couch talking to each other and one of them is saying `` not a person . ''
ALT: two women are sitting on a couch talking to each other and one of them is saying `` not a person . ''
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
So Grammarly just committed legal seppuku via AI. hachyderm.io/@evacide/116...
hachyderm.io
Making sure you're not a bot!
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 06/03/2026
what the fuck are we doing www.wsj.com/business/med...
Kalshi employees "kind of understand that without the tweets and the streamers and all of the social-media stuff that the traders do for them, usually just for free, their marketing would be a lot harder," said Jack Campion, 20, a junior at the University of Wisconsin-Madison and a Kalshi affiliate.
In September, Kalshi briefly signed up a 15-year-old videogame streamer who goes by vertid online to promote its brand on X as an affiliate.
A week later, Kalshi ended the partnership.
"Yo brother, legal team confirmed that we can't work with minors rn," a Kalshi employee wrote to the user in messages reviewed by the Journal. "Kinda sad tbh."
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Wow, Bluesky has fixed the Discover feed so instead of 10 posts from people you follow and then a guy jerking off now it's just 80% posts from people you follow and 20% very dull.
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Maybe I just don't use Claude enough or wrong or whatever but does 4.6 seem like a much worse writer than 4.5? The style is somewhere between a bright high school senior and a parody of an LLM (to me at least).
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
who made this
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energtx.com @energtx.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Who's leading the renewable energy race? Some countries already get over 50% of their energy from renewables. Where does your country stand? Explore renewable energy data for 56 countries at energtx.com #RenewableEnergy #CleanEnergy #EnergyTransition #Sustainability #DataViz #posit
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Alexander Doria @dorialexander.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Some example of how it works in practice: after golden gate claude, you can get red baguette.
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Daryl 𝘊𝘰𝘨𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘢𝘯 𝘗𝘩𝘶𝘪𝘮𝘤í𝘯 🎃 Feehely @darylfeehely.com · 01/03/2026
"Everything is politics...You don't get to make art in a fascist state" CMAT delivering, mar is gnách. 👏 (Same goes for sport btw) #Speirgorm
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
The Iranian government killed thousands of Iranian civilians and the US and Israel went "Hey that's our job".
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Haha, this one was written about 5 years before chatgpt launched. www.smbc-comics.com/comic/conver...
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Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conversation
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Conversation
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
It's a negative correlation, isn't it?
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Max Kozlov @maxkozlov.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
NEW: Another NIH institute director hasn't been renewed — the director of NIAMS (arthritis, musculoskeletal and skin diseases institute). That leaves a whopping 15 of 27 institutes and centers without a permanent director.
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
RAM and SSD prices are radicalising the normies against AI Also AI is radicalising the normies against AI
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Is there any way I can prevent motherfuckers from skipping the README.md and running `docker compose up`? Don't run that command, that doesn't work. Can I put an alias in a project or the yaml or something?
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Oh come on! An LLM is an artifact of culture like books, songs, stories, movies, albums, paintings, pictures, poems, sculptures, installations, recipes, and industrial design.
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Humble Bundle has a bundle up that they are calling Linux Admin but it's one book away from the perfect #MLOps bundle. Have a look. www.humblebundle.com/books/linux-...
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Best of Humble Bundle - Linux for Seasoned Admins by O'Reilly
Get 15 books from O’Reilly on a range of topics, including DevOps, containerization, version control with Git & more! Your purchase helps Code for America.
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Everyone is focused on the $1000/day part but no one is asking why on earth they have engineers when no humans write or read code in their shop. Why not tech anthropologists, UXs, psychologists?
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
So if AI agents "get gud" and get to a point where a single person can run DevOps for organisations of a considerable size... Wouldn't that eviscerate companies like AWS, GCP, and Azure? Renting out bare-bones servers isn't nearly as profitable.
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Simon J. Greenhill @simongreenhill.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
ELIZA passed the Turing test. It’s. not hard convincing a human that something has agency - I currently think my phone hates me because it’s randomly adding typos just to pias me odd
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Q McCallum @qethanm.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
This gets to an age-old concern of mine: Recommendation systems (and their cousin, The Algorithm™️) may offer a burst of short-term novelty but then dig ever deeper into The Same. So when we consider a world in which The Algorithm™️ gets an outsized vote in what we see and hear ...
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Dan Larremore @danlarremore.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
This is remarkable and insane dereliction of integrity...
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a black and white photo of a woman talking to steve
Alt: "You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? Just put your lips together and... blow."
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
*sad kazoo noises*
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Post from Mastodon

nickzoic@aus.social
it's real? I just assumed it was a particularly wild satire and/or an attempt to scoop up a little of the craziest money in the market.
Which is why I'm launching Poe's Lawyer, an LLM which detects sarcasm, satire and hyperbole and is fully integrated with the PoeCoin Futures Market: let the wisdom of crowds determine if you were joking or not and invest in a slice of the zeitgeist.
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Tired: At least they read the abstract of this paper they are citing Wired: At least they ran a tool to check whether the paper they are citing even exists
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
The US doesn't have illegal immigrants. How can you give people that label when they can work, pay taxes, get driver's licenses, send their kids to school? They are very much the people the law binds but doesn't protect.
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Dimitri Drekonja, MD, MS @dimitridrekonja.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Alex Pretti was a colleague at the VA. We hired him to recruit for our trial. He became an ICU nurse- I lover working with him. He was a good kind person who lived to help and these fuckers executed him. White. Hot. Rage.
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Morten Grøftehauge @drgroftehauge.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
45% of 2021 Tesla Y's are failing their MOT test in Denmark. The average for all electric vehicles is 7%.
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