iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Stephen Hopkins @phil-lol-ogist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Parents Parents 2026 BCE 2026 CE 🤝 "These kids and their damned tablets"

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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/08/2026

Housefly Tracks Dog Shit All Over Cucumber Slice

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Drew M. Loewe @drewloewe.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

PSA: For the love of God, stop lionizing professors who put white-font gotchas in assignments instead of putting in the work to design better assignments.

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Drew M. Loewe @drewloewe.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I'm not reactivating my FB account to follow the news, but apparently some at NCTE might dissolve CCCC....in the middle of summer. I don't always agree w/CCCC, but it's undeniable we need a strong national organization devoted to college writing instruction. CCCC has been that since the late '40s.

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Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 18/05/2026

When a federal agency tasked with protecting all Americans decides to mandate a specific religious worldview, it ceases to protect democracy and begins to threaten it.

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KJ Charles @kjcharleswriter.com · 18/05/2026

I am once again begging, praying, weeping for lists of written instructions rather than videos. I do not want to watch your two minute video in the hope of catching the two seconds where you whizz past what goddamn menu the thing is under. Write. It. Down.

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Tobias Wilson-Bates @phdhurtbrain.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

University President: Good afternoon Class of 2026! Please put your hands together for this year’s graduation speaker, MOLOCH!!

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Metropolis Silent Film: Moloch Scene

Alt: Metropolis Silent Film: Moloch Scene

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Samuel @samuel.fm · 16/05/2026

guy who is mad at Nolan’s Odyssey because it depicts the sea as blue instead of wine-dark

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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/05/2026

Commencement Speaker Addresses Impenetrable Cloud Of Vape Smoke

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Matthew Kirschenbaum @mkirschenbaum.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

Was not immediately sure this was satire.

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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes

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Drew M. Loewe @drewloewe.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Every learning management system is dog shit. It just depends on which flavor of dog shit your employer has signed up for.

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Drew M. Loewe @drewloewe.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

I bet that Yautja metal music is so much heavier than ours.

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

I am informed that it is wrong to complain about a very stupid and dishonest indictment of Comey because Comey is bad. As I understand it we should only be concerned about abuse of state power against people we like. I am on a journey of LEARNING

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Imagine if every year the FBI had a celebratory dinner with the Five Families and told jokes about each other.

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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

The Athletic | Whether it's Dianna Russini losing her job or Mike Vrabel missing Day 3 of the draft, both have paid the price for their affair.

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Oneya Okuwobi @oneyaokuwobi.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

Being a professor is just giving yourself homework for the rest of your life.

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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

IF YOU’RE IN LINE TO GET CONTROL OF THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ, STAY IN LINE

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Drew M. Loewe @drewloewe.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Look on mine cats, ye mighty and despair!

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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 19/04/2026

Yes, the fact that I'm attending the White House Correspondents Dinner might SEEM like a supine gesture of complete deference to the insane dullard who demands total obedience from the press, BUT that's until you see the secret message I have on my pocket square

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Sam Thielmonster @samthielman.com · 20/04/2026

From “The Simpsons” house genius John Swartzwelder, interviewed in The New Yorker by Mike Sacks

It's the only way I know how to write, darn it. But I do have a trick that makes things easier for me. Since writing is very hard and rewriting is comparatively easy and rather fun, I always write my scripts all the way through as fast as I can, the first day, if possible, putting in crap jokes and pattern dialogue-
"Homer, I don't want you to do that."
"Then I won't do it."Then the next day, when I get up, the script's been written.
It's lousy, but it's a script. The hard part is done. It's like a crappy little elf has snuck into my office and badly done all my work for me, and then left with a tip of his crappy hat. All I have to do from that point on is fix it. So I've taken a very hard job, writing, and turned it into an easy one, rewriting, overnight. I advise all writers to do their scripts and other writing this way. And be sure to send me a small royalty every time you do it.

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Matthew Kirschenbaum @mkirschenbaum.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

He was talking about 17th century poetry, but this must be what Stanley Fish had in mind by a “self-consuming artifact”

Unsolicited email heading: “Faculty Burnout Study / Invitation to Participate”

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Drew M. Loewe @drewloewe.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

John Daly is 59. Bernhard Langer is 68.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/04/2026

“After years of hard work and skipping several grades, we are so proud that our son will be attending Duane McAskill University [an unaccredited school with a 99% acceptance rate] in the fall,” said Hannah Butler

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12-Year-Old Accepted Into Worst College Imaginable

WABASH, IN—Emphasizing that her son’s young age had never stopped him from pursuing his dreams, local mother Hannah Butler celebrated Monday when her 12-year-old was accepted into the worst college im...

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The Onion @theonion.com · 09/04/2026

Arby’s Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment theonion.com/arbys-reclassifies-the…

Arby’s Reclassifies Their Food As Entertainment

Restaurant Says Menu Items Intended For Amusement Purposes Only

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Drew M. Loewe @drewloewe.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

The White House Correspondents' Dinner has always been dumb, but now is beyond self-parody. News flash: subtlety and appeals to shame don't matter to orcs.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 05/04/2026

“In a feat of legal engineering, the president stressed the Constitution’s support structures past what experts considered their maximum load.”

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New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”

Our 22nd most-read article of 2025.

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Matthew Kirschenbaum @mkirschenbaum.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

Seriously, who do people think they’re talking to when they post about the 25th Amendment? There’s a fantasy that there are still adults in a back room somewhere. Do they think it’s Sean Duffy?

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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

It would have been nice had The New York Times asked experts in the field why these law professors are full of shit, rather than framing a piece that looks like a debate that's with three percent of the academy is a 50/50 proposition.

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 30/03/2026

"Supposing anybody did build a ship out of the old planks, are you sure that’s not your ship, instead of the one you’re making a claim about? If so, why?"

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Theseus Files a Boat Insurance Claim

1. How many of your ship’s planks did you replace since your last insurance payment? 2. How many of your ship’s planks did you replace since you first took o...

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Drew M. Loewe @drewloewe.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

"A transfusion cocktail is just lean for middle-aged white guys." --My daughter

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Drew M. Loewe @drewloewe.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

"Digital Natives" Successfully Attach a PDF Challenge 2026

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Drew M. Loewe @drewloewe.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

Tiger Woods can't afford a driver? That's his second DUI arrest and second rollover wreck...all this with a body held together by screws, duct tape, and Bondo.

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jon christian @jonchristian.net · 27/03/2026

hold my beer, hemingway

sign that says

"BABY SHOES ON SALE
1 FOR $60
2 FOR $80
3 FOR $100"

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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/03/2026

Archaeological Dig Uncovers Ancient Race Of Skeleton People theonion.com/archaeological-dig-unc…

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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/03/2026

Epidemiologists Confirm First Airborne Transmission Of Mar-A-Lago Face

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Drew M. Loewe @drewloewe.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Meta's having a bad week in court

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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

yeah im bummed about sora. bummed i sora bunch of stupid fake videos

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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 21/03/2026

INT. MURPHY’S BAR – DAY It is 10 a.m. Everyone is already singing. TOMEEN stands at the bar, having undergone all emotional development off-screen. The BARMAN pours two pints of Guinness without asking. A slow fiddle cover of a Cranberries’ song swells.

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The Script of Every American Movie Set in Ireland

FADE IN. EXT. COUNTRYSIDE – DAY Open on rolling hills of violently oversaturated green. The scenery suggests a temporal twilight zone, some time be...

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