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12x certified Salesforce Developer/Architect | Salesforce NYC User Group Leader (@sfdc.nyc)

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Drew @drewcpu.com · 29/09/2026
I can't believe it's 2026 and it still takes 3-5 business days for an app update to reach my phone.
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 23/09/2026
I have never before seen a better argument for @theverge.com's background policy in action. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
washingtonpost.com
The White House banned Politico, citing anonymous sources. It provided the quotes.
In a letter defending its ban of Politico, the White House critiqued a report based on a press call it conducted, where reporters were told not to name the speaker.
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 05/08/2026
Fuck all the way off! Kalshi Defends Plan to Bet on Lives of Cancer Patients futurism.com/health-medic...
futurism.com
Kalshi Defends Plan to Bet on Lives of Cancer Patients
Users on Kalshi will even allow users to bet on whether drug trials for potentially lifesaving drug trials will succeed.
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 05/08/2026
The fact that she's not using a brand new marker for her social video feels like peak Elizabeth Warren.
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 25/07/2026
They named the bipartisan bill to keep the A-10 Warthog in service is the "Bolstering Recognition, Resurgence, Retention, and Remembrance of the Thunderbolt (BRRRRT) Act" 😂😂😂 youtube.com/shorts/JR_EY... theaviationgeekclub.com/bipartisan-b...
theaviationgeekclub.com
Bipartisan BRRRRT Act introduced to keep A-10 Warthog in service to 2033
Bipartisan BRRRRT Act introduced to keep iconic A-10 Warthog close air support aircraft in service to 2033
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Gary Rogers 🇺🇲🇨🇦🇺🇦⚛️🎨🖌️ @garyrogersartist.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 14/07/2026
Second long Optimum outage right after Fios comes to town has gotta be bad for business...
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 13/07/2026
Party of law and order determined to dismantle the organization that tries people for war crimes that the US isn't even a party to. thehill.com/homenews/adm...
thehill.com
Rubio vows diplomatic campaign to ‘dismantle’ ICC in escalating row
Secretary of State Marco Rubio on Monday issued a new broadside in the U.S. fight with the International Criminal Court (ICC), announcing a diplomatic effort by the Trump administration to dismantl…
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 11/07/2026
What a pompous ass. Incumbent congressmen are not lifetime appointments. This is what primaries are for! thehill.com/homenews/cam...
thehill.com
Carville unloads on far-left Democrats over party infighting ahead of midterms
Democratic strategist James Carville tore into progressive and “insurgent” Democrats on Friday, arguing that inner-party division will lead to the same problems he believes helped the GOP elect Pre…
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 14/06/2026
Me watching the weather forecasts in DC tonight:
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Bill Hader as Keith Morrison: OOOOHHHH NOOOOOO
Alt: Bill Hader as Keith Morrison: OOOOHHHH NOOOOOO (Trying to sound concerned while barely hiding their joy)
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 03/06/2026
Good news! If you ignore roughly 23% of the US economy and 17% of the population, we're doing great!
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 21/05/2026
I do not care for these new Google Sheets/Drive icons
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DrSinBin @drsinbin.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 27/01/2026
Some of the most poignant reporting I've seen on all of this chaos has come from The Verge. www.theverge.com/policy/86856...
theverge.com
I grew up with Alex Pretti
The kind-hearted ICU nurse shot by federal agents was my childhood best friend.
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 27/01/2026
"Faceless officials with guns and body armor are crying about how scared they are of having their names on the internet, while shooting unarmed Americans in the face." Pretty much sums it up. www.theverge.com/policy/86720...
theverge.com
Why won’t anyone stop ICE from masking?
Americans do not like masked secret police.
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 26/01/2026
@customeradvocate.bsky.social Can we get the rest of the NJ Transit advisory feeds posting here instead of just X? If you don't log into X you don't see the most recent posts which is kinda important on a day like today. Here is what I see on the NJTRANSIT_NBUS account right now if I'm not logged in
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Seán Ferrick @seanferrick.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
"I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of peace."
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 17/01/2026
As if I needed another reason to watch Starfleet Academy... I don't think these people *get* Star Trek.
Forbes Headline: "New 'Star Trek' Series Faces 'Woke' Backlash - Including from Stephen Miller - As Series Defends Itself"
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 11/01/2026
4:39PM in my driveway vs 4:40PM
Perfectly normal drivewayWintery hellscape
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 11/01/2026
I think the time has come for these 10-year-old books
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 08/01/2026
I'm not generally superstitious, but how do they not just skip a version? #versionofthebeast
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 06/01/2026
How am I supposed to get any work done when there is a duct headbanging outside my window? 🤘
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 04/01/2026
This is why Democrats are so disappointed in Democrats: Trump is unilaterally launching us into a military occupation of a foreign country that 70% of Americans oppose, and House Democrats are worried that we're too critical, but too chickenshit to put their name on it. www.axios.com/2026/01/04/m...
axios.com
"It looks weak": Some Democrats want their party to shut up and clap for Maduro's capture
"Everything Trump touches must be bad according to the base," fumed one House Democrat.
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 03/01/2026
🎉 I’ve just conquered the Daily Challenge: Test! I’m leveling up my Salesforce SOQL skills this January 2026 with a series of fun and challenging Daily Challenges. Who’s ready to join me? #Salesforce #SalesforceDailyChallenge #AwesomeAdmin #SOQL #CRMhttps://bit.ly/SalesforceChallenge
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 15/12/2025
I desperately need LinkedIn to have better ways to organize connections. I need Lists and/or private notes where I can specify how I know someone.
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 12/12/2025
This special came out last year on the day I got my cancer diagnosis. Being able to laugh about the thing that was currently terrifying me was very therapeutic! This is a must watch!
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 21/11/2025
I think the @nytimes.com news quiz should be moved to the games app so it's easier to find and shares better. I got 8/10 this week www.nytimes.com/shared/v2/ne...
nytimes.com
Did you follow the news this week? - Nov. 21, 2025
See how well you stack up with other Times readers.
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Pearlmania500 @pearlmania500.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
HE CAN RELEASE THE FILES AT ANY TIME. THE VOTE IS TO FORCE THE RELEASE OF THE FILES HE HAS REFUSED TO RELEASE AND CLAIM DO NOT EXIST. THIS IS ALL A COVER TO HIDE THAT HE IS A LAME DUCK PEDOPHILE.
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 17/11/2025
I really feel like @reckless.bsky.social needs the giant Ajit Pai Reese's mug from @lastweektonight.com's charity auction. e.givesmart.com/events/LYw/i...
e.givesmart.com
Last Week Tonight
Help Public Media Company c/o Partially Important Productions, LLC spread the word about Public Media Company C/O Last Week Tonight!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/11/2025
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 29/10/2025
Certification #12 in the books!
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 22/10/2025
It took me longer to a permit to add a deck onto the back of my house and I wasn't touching any historic national parks. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/22/u...
nytimes.com
Trump Is Demolishing the White House’s East Wing to Make Way for His Ballroom
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 21/10/2025
I need an AI agent to go through my spam voicemails and delete them.
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 17/10/2025
I knew I found my people at Dreamforce this year when this room started applauding for updates to Apex unit tests.
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 16/10/2025
@mikemartin.me Heroku is moving in on your turf!
A Heroku-themed Lego minifig.
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Kara Swisher @karaswisher.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
What a crock of shit from Marc Benioff — who appears willfully ignorant of news and facts and so thirsty for approval and attention from the Trump tech bros (who in the past mocked him relentlessly) that he is soiling himself in public www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...
nytimes.com
Marc Benioff Says Trump Should Send Guard Troops to San Francisco
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 11/10/2025
What a slap in the face to everyone going to Dreamforce this week! www.nytimes.com/2025/10/10/u...
nytimes.com
Marc Benioff Says Trump Should Send Guard Troops to San Francisco
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 29/09/2025
I'm gonna start calling Agentforce "vibe selling" 😂 www.theverge.com/news/787076/...
theverge.com
Microsoft launches ‘vibe working’ in Excel and Word
Vibe working is all about Office’s new Agent Mode.
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Brennan Lee Mulligan @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Also - I can't believe we let the worst comedians on the planet spend *years* defining Freedom of Speech as a moral obligation to laugh at their bad jokes, and not as a protection against government censorship. You've been crying wolf for a while now gang, and a real wolf just got here! SPEAK UP!
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 17/09/2025
Officially started preparing for Dreamforce. Got my Flu and COVID shots before RFK says I can't anymore!
Me smiling in a parking lot, showing off my vaccine bandages.
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 05/09/2025
Remember that time Fox News said Obama disrespected the office by not wearing a suit jacket?
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 03/09/2025
I feel like in any other time, we'd all be treating this as a confession to a crime? Trump ordered strike on suspected drug boat to send a message, Rubio says www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...
washingtonpost.com
Trump ordered strike on suspected drug boat to send a message, Rubio says
The administration has not provided a legal authority or justification for the attack Tuesday that killed 11 people.
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 03/09/2025
Is ambassador to Turkey available? www.nytimes.com/2025/09/03/n...
nytimes.com
Trump Advisers Have Discussed a Job for Adams if He Quits Mayor’s Race
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 03/09/2025
I need an AI agent to listen to my voicemails and delete all the scam calls.
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 03/09/2025
LOL - Trump's sycophants in Congress named this shit show "The One Big Beautiful Bill Act" to make daddy happy, and now they're trying to call it something else. 😂🤣 Trump aides plan megabill marketing reboot for GOP lawmakers - POLITICO share.google/YaHy7QeyENCE...
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Trump aides plan megabill marketing reboot for GOP lawmakers
A Wednesday briefing will urge a focus on "working families" after the president questioned his "big, beautiful" branding.
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 02/09/2025
The feedback that I've heard on Salesforce's support agent has been almost universally negative. fortune.com/2025/09/02/s...
fortune.com
Salesforce CEO Marc Benioff says his company has cut 4,000 customer service jobs as AI steps in: ‘I need less heads’
Billionaire tech boss Marc Benioff isn’t the only one replacing customer service and sales roles with AI—Klarna and Microsoft have also slashed the departments.
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 02/09/2025
Trailblazers! Who's ready for the Connected App-ocalyps this week?
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 13/08/2025
"In the fascinating new reality of the internet, teen girls can’t learn about periods on Reddit and indie artists can’t sell smutty games on Itchio, but a military contractor will make you nonconsensual deepfakes of Taylor Swift taking her top off for $30 a month." www.theverge.com/internet-cen...
theverge.com
Sex is getting scrubbed from the internet, but a billionaire can sell you AI nudes
Grok’s nonconsensual deepfakes show how hollow the online safety push can be.
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Drew @drewcpu.com · 24/07/2025
Outlook feature request: if you include a distribution list with more than 500 people, it should ask if you're sure.
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