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![[Scene is an office with OpenAI logo on the wall. SAM ALTMAN is talking to his other founders].
ALTMAN:
Well done guys…
We’ve built a robot that might take everyone’s job, steal all the art,
boil the seas, turn everyone thick, and drag the world into a posthuman nightmare!
FOUNDER 1:
Er - Sam…
Why is that… good?
ALTMAN:
Because if we don’t, then someone else will make it, but be a bit less sad about that.
FOUNDER 1:
Right.
So! What shall we tell the public ahead of the IPO…?
ALTMAN:
Well, I think I should do this face:
[Altman makes his dolorous slow-loris-looking-at-the-ceiling-in-sad-reflection face]
...And then talk a lot about AI destroying the world.
FOUNDER 2:
Yes that’s good that sounds nice.
FOUNDER 1:
And that will make the public give us $60 billion?
ALTMAN:
Ah - here’s the clever bit. Just before the IPO I’ll say…
“Don’t worry everyone, I think I might be talking bollocks.”
FOUNDER 1:
Will they still give us the money?
ALTMAN:
Yes.
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