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Dr. BenHurão

@drbenhurao.bsky.social
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Foragido da Policia por ter roubado um saco de sementes patenteadas de laranja do Algarve!

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Mike Masnick @masnick.com · 23/02/2026
Given all the discourse today about Bluesky vs. X... seems like good timing for @lastweektonight.com's latest video on just how bad X has become... www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7ZG...
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Twitter: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Vamos diluir a acusações ao @volksvargas.bsky.social. Quem me detestar e quiser q o Montenegro me processe por satirizar a sua imagem pública através de um jogo para aliviar o stress, é só partilhar! Está aqui. No futuro irei colocar leaderboards, estejam atentos! benhuraostudios.share.zrok.io
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Hey @grok, are you around?
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Sim, é verdade, o jogo pelo qual ninguém esperava, acabou agora de sair. Ainda está em versão beta. Por isso dou-vos a oportunidade de o jogar para relaxar depois destas eleições tão stressantes! É de borla, por isso não se queixem muito dos bugs. Aqui: benhuraostudios.share.zrok.io
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Deixa lá ver se isto funciona para os dois ao mesmo tempo
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Buffer Test
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The Times and Sunday Times @thetimes.com · 07/01/2026
The woman killed by an ICE agent has been identified by her mother as 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good
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Minneapolis shooting latest: Woman killed by ICE named as Renee Nicole Good
Minneapolis shooting news: Video appears to show ICE officers surrounding a car before one opened fire on Good as she tried to drive away
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Christopher Wiggins @cwnewser.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
NEWS: In a heartbreaking video, after ICE shot and killed a woman in Minneapolis, a woman who was in the same SUV cries out: “They killed my wife. I don’t know what to do." “We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head,” the distraught woman sobs. www.advocate.com/news/minneso...
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Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting
“They killed my wife,” the distraught woman says, adding, “They shot her in the head.”
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/01/2026
Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
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The Washington Post @washingtonpost.com · 07/01/2026
Video shows the moment an ICE officer fatally shot a 37-year-old woman during an operation in Minneapolis. This video contains graphic content. wapo.st/3NgR3Ug
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
O povo americano anda a dormir com tanto entretenimento e fentanyl
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Vox @vox.com · 18/09/2025
Let’s be clear about what just happened: Jimmy Kimmel, a prominent late-night comedian, was just taken off the airwaves because the Trump administration didn’t like what he had to say — and threatened his employer until they shut him up. voxdotcom.visitlink.me/fryLLE
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
What America is going through is not unusual in historical terms. Plenty of examples like it today elsewhere in the world. What makes it unusual is the rapid collapse from a set of widely espoused norms and values that centered on liberty. It is the sacking of the shining city on hill that shocks.
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Pega lá @nunomarkl.com
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Bem, o X já está a funcionar, Xau aí pessoal
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Gajos que vem para aqui só porque o X deixou de funcionar, bem que podem voltar para lá com rabo entre as pernas, lixem-se 👀
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Finalmente tinha que acontecer, até fiquei admirado ñ ter acontecido mais cedo, perante as milhares de dicas que fui dando por aqui. Hoje aparecem-me dois PSPs à porta com uma notificação para ir à esquadra. Eu perguntei sobre o que é que era, e eles responderam bullying online!
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Prem Thakker ツ @premthakker.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
BREAKING: Yuval Abraham, co-director of Oscar-winning documentary "No Other Land," says Israeli settlers beat his co-director Hamdan Ballal, injuring his head and stomach — and then Israeli soldiers invaded the ambulance he was in and seized him. Ballal's whereabouts are now unknown.
Tweet from Yuval Abraham:
"A group of settlers just lynched Hamdan Ballal, co director of our film no other land. They beat him and he has injuries in his head and stomach, bleeding. Soldiers invaded the ambulance he called, and took him. No sign of him since."
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
O pessoal que tem um Tesla, nos próximos tempos irá ter mais vergonha do que aqueles que há umas décadas atrás ainda foram a tempo de comprar o Opel Ascona antes deste ter sido retirado do mercado por razões obvias. E o preço em segunda mão? Ui... :D
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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a man with a beard is smiling and the word yes is on his face
ALT: a man with a beard is smiling and the word yes is on his face
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Hehehe o X está todo lixado, que maravilha
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
@mafaldamariano.bsky.social Parabéns!
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
My American friends, my deepest condolences! History repeats itself once more!
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/02/2025
Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...
Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Só para dizer que o corno do Musk ficou muito chateado com esta brincadeira e me pediu com muito carinho para retirar or else! (matavam-me a conta) #FuckYouMusk
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
#DumbFucksForTrump
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
I have and will continue to. But you know why I say it here ? Because @bsky.app is 30m strong and growing quickly. The collective wisdom and influence of users here is far greater than any individual democrat. I can't say it enough. Bluesky can be the influence that can counter RW media.
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Minha nossa senhora!
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Hi my American friends! I haven’t forgotten you! Here’s truly bizarre news from this side: one of our "esteemed" far-right members of Parliament was caught stealing suitcases at the airport. No one knows why. His house was packed with skincare products, enough to rival P. Diddy’s stash of baby oil!
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
If Musk wasn't vaccinated, how in hell did he contract autism?
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
#STOPBUYINGTESLACRAP
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
How can someone be so stupid?? #ElonFascist #Selfdecapitation #Wishfulthinking
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
#FUCKDONALDTRUMP
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Hey @markhamillofficial.bsky.social can you share this?
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
MPGA - Correr com esta corja toda!
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Trump é Presidente e já está a cometer ilegalidades www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zjB...
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trump memecoin is insane
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Good job to all my american friends! #Obey #MasterTrump #FourMoreYears
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Filmaço!!
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vargas @volksvargas.pt · 17/01/2025
A palavra a quem sabe. Quatro minutos do diretor da PJ a desmontar com factos a conversa da imigração e das percepções.
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A palavra a quem sabe
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Sim, os EUA estão totalmente fodidos!
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sj1f... Podcasts de merda!
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Steven Bartlett: The truth behind the Diary of a CEO podcast - BBC World Service
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
www.youtube.com/watch?v=diHc...
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Ian Hislop’s unfiltered take on Elon Musk | LBC
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⚒ José Simões ⚒ @josesimoes.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
A capa do Charlie Hebdo
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Relax ma people www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rrkr...
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Blade Runner Radio
YouTube video by ( LUX ) - Ambient Music
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/01/2025
Man Succumbs To 7-Year Battle With Health Insurance theonion.com/man-suc...
Man Succumbs To 7-Year Battle With Health Insurance
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Bye, bitch.
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Dr. BenHurão @drbenhurao.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
What a happy couple they are!
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
when a nazi dies
3 panel comic

Panel 1: A Purple guy and a Red guy.
Purple guy (very excited): YES! A NAZI DIED!

Panel 2: Red guy: Well, so much for the compassionate left. Would Jesus call this man a Nazi?

Panel 3: Massive Jesus appears on a cloud and shouts: I call him a slinky coz that motherfucker went DOWN STAIRS
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Mark Cuban @mcuban.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
My message to Zuck
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