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Draconacticus

@draconacticus.bsky.social
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Physicist, environmentalist, inventor, secularist, kickboxing kung fu enthusiast, insufferable lefty, potty mouth and rock/metal aficionado. He/him Talk slowly. I get hit in the head a lot.

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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
We must be taking it very seriously if we've raised the Defcon level up from "Nonchalantly glancing"
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Sad news. The guy who first introduced dairy byproducts to Italian cuisine just pasta whey.
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a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .
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Jaunty Art @jaunty.art · 01/12/2025
Not rude things, a thread:
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The Hedonistic Pervert @photonmarie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
this is genuinely incredible
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Invented a new type of solar panel this morning.
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a man in a kitchen with the words which was nice
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Of all the virtues they sing of AI, how come no one's training them to filter spam out of our inboxes?
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Heartbreakingly, mum of one of my kids' classmates passed away this week. If you are able to help give the family some time together to heal, be much appreciated. gofund.me/b81b9862e
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Donate to Help for Nicky’s family, organized by Anthony Huges
On the 12th January 2026, our much loved, beautiful friend, Nicky was tragically taken from us b… Anthony Huges needs your support for Help for Nicky’s family
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Not sole mates, then?
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Science Magazine @science.org · 26/12/2025
A 2024 study found that ants best humans at tests of collective intelligence. Learn more: scim.ag/42nMvQJ #ScienceMagArchives
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The Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
1. The first thing that should be said about the fatal shooting in Minneapolis by a federal immigration officer is that the victim’s name is Renee Nicole Good.
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Me and some neighbours sweep up all the leaves from our road every autumn. Costs us nothing but time and means the drains don't block. Would much rather the council save their overstretched budget for social care.
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Don't rate Halloween as a horror movie tbh. There. I said it.
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a dog and a sheep are sitting next to each other on a couch .
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween everyone! Terrors of the season to you all!
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a black and white photo of a white cat peeking out of a doorway .
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
My wife's just described a colleague as "a bone on a dog". No idea.
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Today my wife is celebrating Diwali by creating a fresh argument with her mother. Happy Diwali everyone!
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
tomorrow's fesshole: I shat my trousers after I forgot I was still warming the loo seat
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
11 years to the day. You would have been ten and big sister to two crazy girls. We only got to hold you once to say goodbye, but we'll never forget you Rowan xxx #BLAW #BLAW2025 #BabyLossAwarenessWeek
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a candle is lit up in the dark with a single flame coming out of it
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
That's an excellent choice.
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Carbonara and Mulligatawny
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Someone's trying to open the hell-mouth in Chorlton. Again.
A creepy doll's head on a tomb in Chorlton graveyardAnother creepy doll's head on a tomb in Chorlton graveyardTwo creepy dolls' heads on tombs in Chorlton graveyard
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Would be very happy to seen the end of both of those!
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Whoa! What's with all the new followers? Am I on a new list?
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Due to the unique way our successive governments don't want to regulate the energy markets, the cost of your renewable electricity has been bidded up to cost of gas, the last entrant to the market to satisfy the last bit of demand. Still, shareholder value and all that.
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
My Jilly Cooper story... I worked in Dixons, Cheltenham, for a miserable two weeks over Christmas when I was a student. Jilly Cooper came in and whilst I was sticking security tags on joysticks she shot me a smile that a hungry man would give a plate of chips. Still gives me nightmares.
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Richard Nicholls @richardnicholls.net · 05/10/2025
Day 278 of #365DaysOfSmiles Boy saves cat from science experiment
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
10/10 no notes
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jarvisnumberone.bsky.social @jarvisnumberone.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Sad to hear she’s kicked the bouquet…
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Not entirely convinced he thought through the placement of his bombs.
The suspect Manchester synagogue attacker. Who placed his bombs on his twig and berries.
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Hats off to Starbucks for the design of their ghost cookies. They really put the willies up.
Cheeky photo of a Starbucks ghost cookie I photographed. The placement of the cookie in the shelving obscures the lower detail such that the tip of a pumpkin stalk makes it look like the ghost has an erection. 

Yes. I know I need to grow up. And no, I shan't.
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Gavin, we cannot let such childish antics de flatus
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Yes!!
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Oh yeah, because there might be no other reason to do a cross ever like it being FUCKING AWESOME youtu.be/kl1hgXfX5-U?...
youtu.be
Anthrax & Public Enemy - Bring The Noise (Official Video)
YouTube video by Anthrax
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Not the first person to have sticky drawers following an application of a white emulsion.
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Fuck Yourself
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a man in a tuxedo is singing into a microphone on a stage in front of an orchestra .
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
And his exciting vision of a future Britain where the country is thriving and division eliminated will be achieved by... *checks notes* Rachel cranking up taxes a bit more.
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Masturbate during, then. He'll love it. Honestly, the number of people who need an instruction manual for their genitals is disturbing.
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Maybe they're not laughing with you
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Which ones are the bendy chefs?
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
If AI cannot perform even the basic necromantic incantations, then what is the use of it?
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a man in a suit is saying for that reason i 'm out .
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
The amount of skillet takes is too much?
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
It's worth the risk. Trust me.
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Top it off with a check that the knurled cone for blind people underneath the button box rotates when it's safe to cross and give a satisfactory nod. Hardly anyone knows they exist, and that knowledge is power.
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
That is a very ominous potent "Fox poo on The Sun Chance of rain, none Fox poo on the FT Downpours be hefty"
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
They don't need a plan to insert chips inside of me. They just need to provide the condiments.
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Well, it makes more sense for the zip to be at the front, really.
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Bloody awful here.
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
My enemies will be distressed to learn that my life has dramatically improved in the last 24 hours.
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
would love it!
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Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Friendships were odd in the olden days. Mostly spent trying to embarrass and sabotage each other's love lives.
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