Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 15/03/2026We must be taking it very seriously if we've raised the Defcon level up from "Nonchalantly glancing" 031
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Sad news. The guy who first introduced dairy byproducts to Italian cuisine just pasta whey.media.tenor.coma teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie .ALT: a teddy bear is singing into a microphone while wearing a tie . 000
Reposted by DraconacticusThe Hedonistic Pervert @photonmarie.bsky.social · 15/01/2026this is genuinely incredible 91132915082
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Invented a new type of solar panel this morning.media.tenor.coma man in a kitchen with the words which was niceALT: a man in a kitchen with the words which was nice 000
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Of all the virtues they sing of AI, how come no one's training them to filter spam out of our inboxes? 020
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Heartbreakingly, mum of one of my kids' classmates passed away this week. If you are able to help give the family some time together to heal, be much appreciated. gofund.me/b81b9862egofund.meDonate to Help for Nicky’s family, organized by Anthony HugesOn the 12th January 2026, our much loved, beautiful friend, Nicky was tragically taken from us b… Anthony Huges needs your support for Help for Nicky’s family 000
Reposted by DraconacticusScience Magazine @science.org · 26/12/2025A 2024 study found that ants best humans at tests of collective intelligence. Learn more: scim.ag/42nMvQJ #ScienceMagArchives 529286
Reposted by DraconacticusThe Editorial Board @editorialboard.bsky.social · 09/01/20261. The first thing that should be said about the fatal shooting in Minneapolis by a federal immigration officer is that the victim’s name is Renee Nicole Good. 5510162
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Me and some neighbours sweep up all the leaves from our road every autumn. Costs us nothing but time and means the drains don't block. Would much rather the council save their overstretched budget for social care. 040
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Don't rate Halloween as a horror movie tbh. There. I said it.media.tenor.coma dog and a sheep are sitting next to each other on a couch .ALT: a dog and a sheep are sitting next to each other on a couch . 000
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Happy Halloween everyone! Terrors of the season to you all!media.tenor.coma black and white photo of a white cat peeking out of a doorway .ALT: a black and white photo of a white cat peeking out of a doorway . 020
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 24/10/2025My wife's just described a colleague as "a bone on a dog". No idea. 000
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Today my wife is celebrating Diwali by creating a fresh argument with her mother. Happy Diwali everyone! 000
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 13/10/2025tomorrow's fesshole: I shat my trousers after I forgot I was still warming the loo seat 0150
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 10/10/202511 years to the day. You would have been ten and big sister to two crazy girls. We only got to hold you once to say goodbye, but we'll never forget you Rowan xxx #BLAW #BLAW2025 #BabyLossAwarenessWeekmedia.tenor.coma candle is lit up in the dark with a single flame coming out of itALT: a candle is lit up in the dark with a single flame coming out of it 010
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Someone's trying to open the hell-mouth in Chorlton. Again. 030
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Would be very happy to seen the end of both of those! 000
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Whoa! What's with all the new followers? Am I on a new list? 010
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Due to the unique way our successive governments don't want to regulate the energy markets, the cost of your renewable electricity has been bidded up to cost of gas, the last entrant to the market to satisfy the last bit of demand. Still, shareholder value and all that. 010
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 06/10/2025My Jilly Cooper story... I worked in Dixons, Cheltenham, for a miserable two weeks over Christmas when I was a student. Jilly Cooper came in and whilst I was sticking security tags on joysticks she shot me a smile that a hungry man would give a plate of chips. Still gives me nightmares. 030
Reposted by DraconacticusRichard Nicholls @richardnicholls.net · 05/10/2025Day 278 of #365DaysOfSmiles Boy saves cat from science experiment 24611
Reposted by Draconacticusjarvisnumberone.bsky.social @jarvisnumberone.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Sad to hear she’s kicked the bouquet… 3284
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Not entirely convinced he thought through the placement of his bombs. 010
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Hats off to Starbucks for the design of their ghost cookies. They really put the willies up. 1213
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 29/09/2025Gavin, we cannot let such childish antics de flatus 000
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Oh yeah, because there might be no other reason to do a cross ever like it being FUCKING AWESOME youtu.be/kl1hgXfX5-U?...youtu.beAnthrax & Public Enemy - Bring The Noise (Official Video)YouTube video by Anthrax 140
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Not the first person to have sticky drawers following an application of a white emulsion. 180
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Fuck Yourselfmedia.tenor.coma man in a tuxedo is singing into a microphone on a stage in front of an orchestra .ALT: a man in a tuxedo is singing into a microphone on a stage in front of an orchestra . 010
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2025And his exciting vision of a future Britain where the country is thriving and division eliminated will be achieved by... *checks notes* Rachel cranking up taxes a bit more. 000
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Masturbate during, then. He'll love it. Honestly, the number of people who need an instruction manual for their genitals is disturbing. 010
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2025If AI cannot perform even the basic necromantic incantations, then what is the use of it?media.tenor.coma man in a suit is saying for that reason i 'm out .ALT: a man in a suit is saying for that reason i 'm out . 120
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Top it off with a check that the knurled cone for blind people underneath the button box rotates when it's safe to cross and give a satisfactory nod. Hardly anyone knows they exist, and that knowledge is power. 130
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 27/09/2025That is a very ominous potent "Fox poo on The Sun Chance of rain, none Fox poo on the FT Downpours be hefty" 040
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 26/09/2025They don't need a plan to insert chips inside of me. They just need to provide the condiments. 040
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 26/09/2025Well, it makes more sense for the zip to be at the front, really. 050
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 20/08/2025My enemies will be distressed to learn that my life has dramatically improved in the last 24 hours. 010
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 30/07/2025Friendships were odd in the olden days. Mostly spent trying to embarrass and sabotage each other's love lives. 000