Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Someone's trying to open the hell-mouth in Chorlton. Again. 030
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Not entirely convinced he thought through the placement of his bombs. 010
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 02/10/2025Hats off to Starbucks for the design of their ghost cookies. They really put the willies up. 1213
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 20/08/2025My enemies will be distressed to learn that my life has dramatically improved in the last 24 hours. 010
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 11/07/2025At the Swimming Baths for youngest's lesson. 33C. Indoors. 010
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Reason #987 of Why I Love Living in Manchester: it's a tropical paradise 000
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Bit late to open up a murder inquiry now lads. 030
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 16/06/2025The rate at which we're decarbonising has been a great success story. 0530
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 04/06/2025The reason they poured the cement in was to try to get the ping pong ball out. 100
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Asked Google AI to make me a picture of what I envisaged is under my kids' school... Smaug asleep on a treasure pile of lost school cardigans and water bottles. Very pleased with the result! 000
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 31/05/2025One of my ambitions is to make a working Count Duckula cuckoo clock. One day. One day. 130
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Have fun with your righteous indignation, buddy. 030
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 22/04/2025New conspiracy theory just dropped on local FB page. Men are having haircuts. Something going on 🤔 020
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Roses are red My pajamas are silky Hoist up your nightdress And... 110
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Well, looking at my pension pot this morning it appears I'm going to have to resort to topping up my old age income via alternative methods. 1193
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing. Flying my unicorn kite. 010
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Chorltonites will be amazed to know they also have parakeets in India #HomeAwayFromHome 030
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 26/03/2025From my younger past. Nearly broke my shin learning this part of a wolf tooth mace form. Happy memories 😁 130
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Can I interest anyone in a bucket of pigeons and roaches? 010
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Is "UP man" the Indian equivalent of "Florida man"? The newspapers here are wild! 100
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 22/03/2025Bad news for the boner testing industry here today. 120
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 02/03/2025A huge viral load. Just what I want from a pudding. 010
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Bit wobbly but this is Jupiter and its moons as seen through our telescope this evening 010
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Our youngest, 3, is obsessed with this Indian youtube channel where this dude, Dr Binocs, teaches science. She's just watched one about parasites that can invade your body and is now learning why farts smell. It's awesome. 021
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Happy Valentine's Day to all! Remember to follow St Valentine's selfless example and give head. 030
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 13/02/2025It's the exposing that is probably the concern here. 010
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Chill. I've renamed it Button Mushroom Bay. It'll all be fine now. 000
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 10/02/2025Amazing how attitudes have changed. There is a lad in my youngest's nursery caused concern because at the nativity he was doing finger guns at the mummies and daddies and going "pew-pew" Wouldn't have raised an eyebrow when I were a kid. Can't even have dogs with swords these days because of woke. 010
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Kids have really messed up my YouTube recommendations. Just what kind of sick filth is this? 140
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 30/01/2025No cheating. Your last saved celebrity pic is your therapist. Seems a bit on edge. 130
Draconacticus @draconacticus.bsky.social · 29/01/2025No YOU'RE immature and a disgrace to the scientific professions 021