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Boner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 23h

Good morning

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I was also very close to posting this one (on a similar note)

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When it says DESTROY *ALL* MONSTERS it doesn't literally mean ALL monsters but it's pretty funny that only the really shitty monsters get upset by it.

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As someone who has always enjoyed the NIGHTMARE movies substantially more than the FRIDAY movies, I've always enjoyed the odd, satirical tone, fan fictiony big swings and unnerving gloss of JGTH. Some great gore, too! Also, it has Creighton Duke!

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Aside from Bruceploitation, what are some other films reliant on the lead actor looking like another, more famous actor?

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JASON GOES TO HELL slander is *banned* from my BlueSky feed.

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They should do an American Narnia movie where instead of Turkish Delight it's a can of Four Loko.

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Got to explain a "dusty finish" to Jill today.

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I mean, it COULD be worse than NIGHTMARE MUSEUM, but I wouldn't put money on it.

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I would not at all be surprised that CRYSTAL LAKE is bad, but "worst piece of media I've ever seen" sounds WILD.

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human centipedes actually eat lots of bugs in your house so you shouldn't kill them no matter how much the front guy begs

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Whatever the method, Dana White will be involved.

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Someone should write a book about Super Nintendo speedrunning called SNES and SNESibility.

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Many people have suggested David Blaine is a wizard. Look up "David Blaine accusations" to learn more.

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UFC on White House lawn -> Televised Executions -> "The Real" Don Steele giving hourly scoring updates on the Transcontinental Road Race

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rockhaggis @rockiewarantz.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Really feels like we're not THAT far off from a potential DEATH RACE 2000 scenario.

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My fellow Guardian needs you. Please assist or share if possible.

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Justin Decloux @declouxj.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Never forget that Patty and Selma are based off the hatred Sam Simon had for his ex-wife's sisters... and his ex-wife was Jennifer Tilly... so they are inspired by Meg Tilly and Rebecca Tilly.

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No, Kelly Clarkson. Bubo belongs to Perseus.

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My love for you is like a truck.. BERZERKER

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Eric has an inordinate number of upcoming projects starting with the letter W, suggesting he's getting near the end of his list.

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NOTE: Some (many?) of those 88 upcoming films will never be seen by human eyes.

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Eric Roberts is nearing the magic 1000. What will you do to celebrate?

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Even if the dude went to a mental hospital I don't really understand why that would be disqualifying. Republicans are fuckin gross, man.

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No, Kelly Clarkson. Bubo belongs to Perseus.

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Looks like Trejo got manipulated, so now can we ask how the fuck Doug Jones ended up in that new Roseanne series?

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It's official. Kojima is going to scan Newfoundland into his next game.

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You should ALL visit Newfoundland, though only, like, 70% of Newfoundlanders look like Josh Hartnett (the rest are a lot more skeety).

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And, yes, you should move there.

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