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@dougstevelass.bsky.social
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Antifa Lieutenant General. Fuck you, make me. Pre-exhausted for the next 4 years. Kakistocracy - society governed by the worst and least qualified.

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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 8h
How does Jim Druckenmiller still have eligibility? This shit is ridiculous.
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 8h
Immediately regretting my decision
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 8h
Boy am I glad I didn’t turn this game off!
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 10h
Guys I’m really close to turning this off. My head hurts and I have no desire to see James Franklins corny ass face on repeat on my tv.
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Brings me immmmmmmense joy to watch Aaron Rodgers absolutely suck at football.
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
As if I needed another reason to despise Lane Kiffin… just absolutely disgusting
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Everyone acting like she was reacting to Schmitty fucking up. Not a chance - she’s too stupid to realize what was happening. This was the exact moment she realized she gambled, trusted a fart and lost. She pooped her pants in chamber. Then she had to scurry out of there before it ran down her leg.
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is how it’s done “FUCK THAT!”
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’m always commenting on Mullsy @chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social looking like Alex Caruso but Mullsy is Poni the lead singer for FontainesDC?!??
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Marked safe from ever hearing the name Ella Langley and her song “Choosin Texas”
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Diplomacy is impossible when you have a dipshit president. And any trader dumb enough to believe this dogshit should have their licenses pulled.
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh hell yes - gonna be an awesome weekend!!! 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As usual, Stephen is spot-fuckin-on!
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What could POSSIBLY go wrong?!?!?!?!
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I lost my healthcare, I can't afford gas, and I can't sleep due to the hum of the data center across the street. But at least Trump is pressing forward with dismantling the International Criminal Court.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Wheelchair races at the Capitol.
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Gold on the timeline this morning
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Informed1 @informed1.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I do not laugh out loud to memes very often, but this one really got me.
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Mason, can we not turn into Eli Holstein… please?
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why is Bruce Gradkowksi reffing the Pitt/Syracuse game?
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I describe myself as a wildly athletic, still in my prime NBA superstar with millions in the bank.
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The internet is an amazing place
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Are Cam Skateboo’s parents related?
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Alex Andreou @sturdyalex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This German comedy sketch (with English subtitles) perfectly captures so much of what is going on right now in the UK, the US, and across Europe. "Playing the 'Nazi Card' in the Third Reich", by Browser Ballett.
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Freakin Camilo Doval… just… why
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Things that never happened
ALT: Things that never happened
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
“All the drug dealers became home care providers…” If you believe this shit you deserve a donkey kick to the head.
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@gavwill13.bsky.social many people are referring to today’s game as “The Battle of the Fighting Tim Robbin’s… (& Family)”. (This is a Pitt football DEEP cut.) #H2P #PittBS
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
At this stage of the season, when you need every single game… you bring in Camilo Doval in the 10th inning. WTF.
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’ve seen enough. MLB should honestly consider stepping in and relegating the Pirates to AAA
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Camillo Doval channeling his Dennis Santana
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 28/08/2026
Wab Kinew reacts to Donald Trump renaming Lake Ontario: "You know when a rock band is really over the hill and you see them in a casino playing some song from like 50 years ago? I think that's the part of Donald Trump's presidency we're at now."
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Never happier to be a vegetarian.
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California Dreamin’… 😎 @jerasikehorn.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
😂😂😂 👇👇👇
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Any therapists out there willing to take on a broken Pittsburgh Pirates/Pitt fan? I’d just like to better understand why I hate myself…
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I don’t like the Cubs, but a very close friend of mine, who passed away Christmas Eve, was a devout Cubs fan - today was his birthday. Gris I hope you’re smiling, brother!!!
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
@chrismuellerpgh.bsky.social can one of the producers add a mustache to this guy and see if it resembles Austin Bechtold?!?
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Don’t just throw him out, have the Mounties drag his ass behind a horse all the way to the border and throw his ass over the falls.
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Please someone run on criminalizing all of it
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Louisville just paid $3MM for Seth Trimble?!?! He seems like a nice young man, but who would waste $3MM like that?!? Truly stupid behavior. I think maybe an answer is to tax the ever loving shit out of all money donated to NIL collectives. Make it so nobody will donate.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They knew how to keep Senile Satan awake for his “Patriot Games.”
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Pittsburgh friends (and surrounding counties) if you don’t have access to the Pgh Business Times, this was a sales pitch and it worked. Every attendee they quoted talked about how quiet, clean, efficient (water) these facilities are. We’re fucked - these people are dumb as dogshit.
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Coming up on year 14 of wedded bliss. Just found a box of unused invites from our surprise wedding at Hollywood Theater in Dormont. People thought they were coming to drink beer and watch Anchorman in theater for our 30th birthdays. Boy were they wrong.
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Early you say?
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Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word
ALT: Inigo Montoya: You keep using that word
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Justice for Cricket. 🐕
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
In the words of the immortal Skipper, Lou Brown: "If we win tomorrow, that's called a winning streak. It has happened before." Let’s Go Bucs! Hoist the cone!
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
#FreeDiJonai Nothing here, good hard foul. Toughen up, Sophie.
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I don’t know what he is, he sure as fuck ain’t no man.
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I have a theory that I think explains the Pittsburgh Pirates. I believe they have an organization-wide all-hands meeting every morning at 9am. Players, coaches, staff… everyone. They judge the most creative “how to piss off our fans tonight” ideas. Daily winner gets a free $1 Sugardale hot dog.
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dougstevelass.bsky.social @dougstevelass.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I’ve reached my limit of Pirate ineptitude for today. Godspeed to rest of yinz.
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