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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻

@doughnuts.bsky.social
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Unapproachable, terrifying. Misandrist unless you give me a reason not to be.

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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 22m
Good morning, from me, these delightful clouds, and the waning crescent moon. She will be smiling down on you all day.
Rosy and purply sunrise clouds behind a sihouetted tree line. Farther above is the crescent moon, pale in the dawn skyA closer shot of the moonCloser yet
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 9h
Gonna listen to spooky whoosh whoosh noises and have weird dreams about it. Catch ya later
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 12h
Haha, it’s going down as official lore. It was him.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 13h
He looked sandy haired as usual. Wearing a teal green puffer coat? I’m def second guessing myself.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 14h
Uhh
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 15h
I mean it probably wasn’t but maybe it was?!
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 18h
I swear to god I just saw Ed Begley Jr
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 20h
Having lunch in Monty P today, like a real Lady Of The World. (as opposed to the howling denizen of the ghost realm that I usually am)
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 22h
I have a mirror that lies to me nicely. I am grateful for it.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He’s a reply guy on threads now
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why bros beef
And when I saw you at my mate's place
I thought, "What is she doing At my mate's place?"
How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this?
Good one Dave
(You're a legend Dave)
I ask Dave if he's gonna make a move on you
He's not sure
I said "Dave do you mind if I do?"
He says he doesn't mind
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Listening to A Hawk And A Hacksaw
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This website needs an enema!
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wanna bust that body
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you 🍁
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tractors.
An autumn vista with an antique red tractor in the foreground.Another autum vista, another red tractorVista, tractor. Tractor? Yeah. It’s there.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here’s where I pay city prices for country haircuts. In the little red milkhouse.
Idyllic New England white farmhouse and red outbuilding, bedecked with sugar maples, early in their colorful death throes. Looks like a farm, it’s a hair salon!
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look at this. I don’t know a lot of things. But I do know that whenever we shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves, it will be here. Or maybe here.
Craftsbury Common. A church.One room schoolhouse in the middle of fuckin nowhere
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I took too many photos yesterday and got overwhelmed. There’s one with a hidden tractor that is cool. Saw a bald eagle at one point, some fricken cows, idek it was all a blur
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The best I’ve been able to muster so far today
Elmore Mountain shrouded in clouds. A sea of colorful trees.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So tired. Please enjoy tree.
A dirt road winds uphill. Green grass lines the ditch and trees with orange leaves are visible ahead. A lone tree with a curved little trunk stands apart, silhouetted against a pastel blue and fluffy cloud sky
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wow, was that a nap or a coma
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here’s more nature I captured this morning at home in my jammies
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
christian slater ate a potater amy poehler ate some granoler sigourney weaver ate your mom's beaver
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s crisp one this morning. We’re waiting on a firewood delivery, or the woodstove would be in use this morning.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yeah, he tastes normal, just cute
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh hey
My friends, the three white pines amongst the chorus of lesser trees that are their backup singers. The sky is streaked with pink clouds. The drab field’s color is muted further by frost.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Wait I think it’s the Sesame Street Count?
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look at this creep
KitKat count in its coffin (wrapper)KitKat count out of his coffin
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hey so there are little Dracula shaped KitKats. Just a sec. I’m gonna show you.
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 04/10/2026
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Got myself a pumpkin, now nobody can tell me nothin’.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I noticed it was sluggish despite the warmth and sunshine. Only later, looking at the pic did I realize it was about done for. It hath bumbled hard, and I hope it can rest well.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yes, he was making it work up on that bench
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
My Cousin Vinny It'S A Fact
ALT: My Cousin Vinny It'S A Fact
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wait. Philip Seymour Hoffman is in Twister? Okay! I mean I remembered the cow, but not him.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had a little mental health stroll around my neighborhood.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🙈
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If you see a toast person, I don’t know what then.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nooooo
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tiny and disheveled
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just saw a cute little yellow rumped warbler.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chili mac for dinner. It’s raining cats and dogs. If one of you brings a nice baguette, you can eat here.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My butt kinda hurt
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m watching Escape To The Country and they’re in Cocking. It’s named after a Saxon called Cocker, so grow the fuck up.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Listen to Yakkity sax and run around for a few minutes. It’ll wear you out good
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The Princess Bride (1987) @princessbride1987.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let’s play Twister, let’s play Risk
A human (Nathan Fielder?) being put on the moon
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh shit I gotta blow that cinnamon
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spooky rabbit rabbit
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