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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻

@doughnuts.bsky.social
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Unapproachable, terrifying. Misandrist unless you give me a reason not to be.

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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 16h
Fleeting, but I caught it
A rainbow in a gray sky over an autumn vista of brown and gold and green.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Aw shit, she can’t stop making cozy recipes. Somebody help her.
A printed recipe on white paper against a dark background. The recipe:

glazed apple cider doughnut cake
SERVINGS: 8 TIME: 1 HOUR SOURCE: SMITTEN KITCHEN
The apple cider called for here is essentially fresh-pressed app fermented and doesn't contain alcohol. It's often available i stores. I've seen it sold in the UK as "cloudy apple juice" a stable, it's worked similarly.
4 cups (1 quart or 945 ml) fresh apple cu
2 teaspoons ground cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon ground cloves
1/4 teaspoon ground allspice
1/4 teaspoon ground ginger
2 cups (260 grams) all-purpose
11/2 teaspoons baking soda
1 teaspoon kosher salt
1/2 cup (120 ml) neutral-flay
1 cup (215 grams) light bro
1 tablespoon (15 ml) cider
1 cup (120 grams) powder

The interrupted writing is hidden by a large measuring cup containing apple cider, for the recipe
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Flop pie tastes ok
Pumpkin pie slice with lop-eared crust. A rosette of whipped cream sits daintily upon it.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The horror
Quadrant of a pumpkin pie in a jadeite pie plate, with the crust collapsed inward. Luckily the custard did not overflow.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Almost there
Good Trailcams post of frogs. I commented, Bud. Someone else has chimed in with Weis. We need the Er.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It was one of those cloudy and sunny at the same time kind of mornings
Ocean of autumn foliage, stretching away to a mountain ridge and cloudy slate gray sky.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When women say we like a little forearm:
Ben, stressed, with his Dunks and flexed forearm all stupid sexy in his little Boston t shirt. Enjoy your munchkins, Ben.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Got a case. Gonna need to get a case of Nut Goodies too. Those were my favorite. But I’m excited about this.
24 full size Pearson’s Salted Nut Rolls
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My girl won a bookmark design contest and here is the bookmark. Every kid’s book purchase will have one.
A bookmark featuring a child’s drawing of a bookshelf and lettering that says “to READ is a good DEED” with the store’s logo at the bottom “Galaxy bookshop”
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Please get off my goddamn fucking ass, if that is okay to say,
Notifications on a phone lockscreen of a bayyyybeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Wed Oct 7
9:00
now
Get out of bed
GARMIN
Lifestyle Logging Reminder
Don't forget to log your behaviors from yesterday and last night.
now
Notification Center
Weight log Wednesday
Track your progress today, judgment-free.
57m ago
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good morning, from me, these delightful clouds, and the waning crescent moon. She will be smiling down on you all day.
Rosy and purply sunrise clouds behind a sihouetted tree line. Farther above is the crescent moon, pale in the dawn skyA closer shot of the moonCloser yet
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Why bros beef
And when I saw you at my mate's place
I thought, "What is she doing At my mate's place?"
How did Dave get a hottie like that to a party like this?
Good one Dave
(You're a legend Dave)
I ask Dave if he's gonna make a move on you
He's not sure
I said "Dave do you mind if I do?"
He says he doesn't mind
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tractors.
An autumn vista with an antique red tractor in the foreground.Another autum vista, another red tractorVista, tractor. Tractor? Yeah. It’s there.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Here’s where I pay city prices for country haircuts. In the little red milkhouse.
Idyllic New England white farmhouse and red outbuilding, bedecked with sugar maples, early in their colorful death throes. Looks like a farm, it’s a hair salon!
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Look at this. I don’t know a lot of things. But I do know that whenever we shall come rejoicing, bringing in the sheaves, it will be here. Or maybe here.
Craftsbury Common. A church.One room schoolhouse in the middle of fuckin nowhere
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The best I’ve been able to muster so far today
Elmore Mountain shrouded in clouds. A sea of colorful trees.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So tired. Please enjoy tree.
A dirt road winds uphill. Green grass lines the ditch and trees with orange leaves are visible ahead. A lone tree with a curved little trunk stands apart, silhouetted against a pastel blue and fluffy cloud sky
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here’s more nature I captured this morning at home in my jammies
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh hey
My friends, the three white pines amongst the chorus of lesser trees that are their backup singers. The sky is streaked with pink clouds. The drab field’s color is muted further by frost.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Look at this creep
KitKat count in its coffin (wrapper)KitKat count out of his coffin
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Had a little mental health stroll around my neighborhood.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Let’s play Twister, let’s play Risk
A human (Nathan Fielder?) being put on the moon
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My drive home from school drop-off. The bus doesn’t come this far.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This one predates “The Green Ribbon”
nine witch
tales
50c
TX 1308
Edited by ABBY KEDABRAwatch out!
take CaRE!
these witches aRE EVERYWhERE
Witch-queen Wanda... and the Tron-toothed witch... the twelve horned witches... the Creeping cat witch... the
Nungry witch and the hexing witch...
evil are their spells...
BEWARE!
SCHOLASTIC BOOK SERVICES
NEW YORK • TORONTO • LONDON • AUCKLAND • SYDNEY
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I looked a my purchase history, and it was $30 less last year. (Date shows it was my Xmas present to myself)
Order #12484018
1 item totaling $79.96
Order Placed
23rd Dec 2025
Last Update
23rd Dec 2025
COMPLETED
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Listening to
solange
SANDCASTLE
DISCO
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New Coldwater Creek just dropped, gals. This sweater sells for $110. I got it last year, I think for a bit less, but I can’t remember. My favorite things about it are that the white fur is extra fuzzy, like angora, and that he looks like he just declared that chaos reigns. It gets compliments.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Two bevvies
Water bottle, half empty. Beer, also half empty.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rahm Emanuel drinks unflavored La Croix.
Rahm chats with Katy, chugs UNFLAVORED LA CROIX
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This just came across my Instagram feed and it’s way worse than Sluggo’s hat
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bigger t-shirts or manssieres are unavailable in his area?
World’s Biggest Dork nipping out hard
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Heard you like foilage
A mix of trees in various states of autumn display. Red, green, orange, yellow.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s a goddamned honor, Beans.
Screenshot from local news station WCAX’s Instagram feed, featuring Beans, a cat with potential. (And really cute micro bangs)
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gettin’ there. I’m not burning it, which means I am figuring out this electric range a lot better than I did at first.
Bacon frying, fat mostly rendered, just needs to crisp up now.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Loaded baked potatoes on the menu. Step one:
Bacon frying
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Apple galette, (not ala mode because it’s breakfast.)
A slice of apple galette, crusted with big crunchy sugar crystals sits on a scratched up cheap dessert plate. The morning sunlight on green grass through a nearby window makes the background.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I say this in all admiration: Greta with her Joan of Arc haircut is fucking badass. (It’s probably 100%for practical reasons but she is rocking the look, and worthy of the comparison)
Greta Thunberg telling folks to get all of em the way they they got Ed

gretathunberg
Translate with Al
And remember silence is complicity and you cannot be neutral in a genocide
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Baked it up this morning. It’s savory, not sweet. But the crust was fun and easy. I want to make one with apples next.
Baked galette. It is a brown crusted hexagon with a veggie and parmesan cheese filled open center. Yellow corn and orange tomatoes can be seen, perhaps also some green zucchini skin under the cheese.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oooh, yeah, I get it.
Filson Mackinaw jacket ON SALE
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This is from 2017 and is no longer there, but this was my favorite in St. Paul.
Taste of Thailand on Selby Ave in St. Paul, Circa 2017. Graffiti reads: “You rude as fuck and were rude to my mom”
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Frost on the windshields this morning.
Two vehicles with frosted windshields, viewed from above. A green canoe is in the grass behind the vehicles.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yes, but I have hair. That is the only difference! Here’s his canine companion. I always liked him.
Ziggy’s dog
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There is room for all of the lovable dorks.
Scully being skeptical and pissy. “Sure. Fine. Whatever.”
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Three quarts of cherry tomatoes and a bunch of big green boys. Unfortunately we slept on some large riper ones and the bugs got em. These ones will get fried up green, or allowed to ripen on the sill. There will be others. This is just today’s haul. Frost is imminent.
Orange cherry tomatoes over-heaping a 2 qt container. 5 green standard tommy-toes. 
Backdrop: my kitchen
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
𝒽𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑜
a hand in a maroon thumb slot jacket cuff rests on a blue leggings-clad thigh.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
New bird shirt
Woman in black T-shirt depicting a turkey vulture amidst delicate pink blossoms. The bird drools blood, forming a red puddle at the bottim of the image
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
View to the north from Elmore Mountain.
Blue sky, fluffy white clouds, distant blue mountain peaks and landscape, with foreground greenery.
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
lovable dorks
Criminal Intent cuties, Eames and Goren
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I found a pair of Arahi 7s that have the same color scheme as my beloved Mizuno Wave Inspire 11 (circa 2014)
A green quilt is the backdrop for a pair of aqua colored running shoes with white solesLong discontinued Mizuno running shoe that I adored. Aqua green running shoe with white and sky blue accents, and a prominent silver brand logo
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Autumnal Emily Cratchit 👻 @doughnuts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Mondays are for loafing.
Zucchini loaf slice, flecked with green, and also featuring some (but not too many!) chocolate chips. On an Oneida “Picnic” dessert plate. The light source cast long dramatic shadows on the food and plate.
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