DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I now officially root for the dumbest football team on the planet 000
DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Oh my, Washington… finding creative new ways to not win is not a goal. 000
Reposted by DougHedAlan Gerard @wxmanms1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Concern for flash flooding Saturday into Sunday am has increased from northern GA into the southern Appalachians as the track of #Isaias has shifted more to the east. Latest 24-hour high res ensemble (REFS) probability of 5+" of rain ending Sun 8 am ET now quite high in this area. 1127673
DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I have played blackjack at a black jack table with Kevin Cash 000
DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026My wife, a vet, would cut your nuts off for being a raccoon. And would offer them up for world peace, as she does for all the nuts she cuts off. 010
Reposted by DougHedPaul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet @pleightx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026 229107852250
Reposted by DougHedDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026In the Great Tua vs. Herbert War, there were no winners. 1021616
DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Will be at the VT game! Chance of big storms after kickoff! 010
DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My Dad gave this same speech at my wedding. He didn’t even call me Doug, but Ken. Finally I know why. 000
DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’d like a customized one congressman sized. Small congressman, so not so bad. 000
DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I’ve been trying 24 power naps in a row, usually after some wine and chocolates. 010
DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Can’t wait for the NBA to start so o can catch an Atlanta Hawkeyes game 020
Reposted by DougHedScott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Jack Smith: “it’s inconceivable to me how you can pardon people who beat police officers… and then vilify the officers” 297214155949
Reposted by DougHedThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026Man Tries To Save Marriage By Complimenting Wife’s Jacket theonion.com/man-tries-to-save-marr… 24124879
DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As your representative in the “I don’t have another sandwich party” let me tell you why you should vote for me. 031
DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’ve set my white noise machine to “we’re good, we’re good, we’re good!” 000
DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Do if you need, but have been enjoying you. Old guys caps fan here. 010
DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sure am glad I started Case Keenum in fantasy football this weekend 000
DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I heard him a week ago on npr talking about how Medicare for all is a non starter. I’m an old, well off white dude, and I said, you sound like my great great great grandpa idiot whom I never knew. Lord. Go away. 000
DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m into the nfl for all the Marcus Mariota and Case Keenum of it. 000
Reposted by DougHedBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Immediately have a thing for this woman 244276
Reposted by DougHedBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Me setting expectations before sex 546222
Reposted by DougHedBill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I wonder what it would be like to write the same column, over and over again, endlessly. Seems like it’d be boring. But maybe it brings one comfort, like having your parents read you the same story every night before you go to bed. 1996251513
Reposted by DougHedfeminazghul.bsky.social @feminazghul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026It's hard to come up with original ideas every week. Like her unique solution to gun violence after the Sandy Hook massacre. 6472
DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I just polled my adult kids about this and none of them have heard of it. Twenty somethings. 000
Reposted by DougHedalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026an AI themed cocktail is when the bartender dumps a bucket of water on your feet and then says "You're absolutely right to question why I dumped a bucket of water on your feet" and then shows you a fake photo of your naked sister. it costs 270 dollars. 2579
Reposted by DougHedJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick 472343244
DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026How did I miss all of this? I’m genx and guess I was doing kid stuff then. My only memory of Maury was seeing my mom watch him one time and me saying, “why are you watching this douche, ma?” 140