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DougHed

@doughed.bsky.social
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Retired software developer Farmer, writer, distiller

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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I now officially root for the dumbest football team on the planet
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Satan @satan.wsocial.eu · 11/10/2026
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Oh my, Washington… finding creative new ways to not win is not a goal.
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God @thegodshow.com · 11/10/2026
SLAVA UKRAINE! 🇺🇦
Russian disinformation bot traffic nearly eliminated overnight after Ukraine drone strikes cripple multiple of 'Russia's Google' data centers
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Count on it 👇
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I wasn’t sneaking no wise!
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I’m just a humble gardener!
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Is popementum a thing?
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
#popementum!
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Alan Gerard @wxmanms1.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Concern for flash flooding Saturday into Sunday am has increased from northern GA into the southern Appalachians as the track of #Isaias has shifted more to the east. Latest 24-hour high res ensemble (REFS) probability of 5+" of rain ending Sun 8 am ET now quite high in this area.
NWS WPC day 2 risk of excessive rainfall/flash floodingREFS 24 hour probabilities of rainfall greater than 5" ending at 8 am ET Sunday
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have no tattoos
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have played blackjack at a black jack table with Kevin Cash
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My wife, a vet, would cut your nuts off for being a raccoon. And would offer them up for world peace, as she does for all the nuts she cuts off.
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Go Caps!
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Paul Leigh -Some Rascal on the Internet @pleightx.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In that economy??
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Pretty sure I met him when I was a kid
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In the Great Tua vs. Herbert War, there were no winners.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 03/10/2026
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Will be at the VT game! Chance of big storms after kickoff!
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Appalachian Blue @republicofcascadia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My Dad gave this same speech at my wedding. He didn’t even call me Doug, but Ken. Finally I know why.
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’d like a customized one congressman sized. Small congressman, so not so bad.
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’ve been trying 24 power naps in a row, usually after some wine and chocolates.
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Can’t wait for the NBA to start so o can catch an Atlanta Hawkeyes game
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Scott MacFarlane @macfarlanenews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith: “it’s inconceivable to me how you can pardon people who beat police officers… and then vilify the officers”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/09/2026
Man Tries To Save Marriage By Complimenting Wife’s Jacket theonion.com/man-tries-to-save-marr…
Man Tries To Save Marriage By Complimenting Wife’s Jacket
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
As your representative in the “I don’t have another sandwich party” let me tell you why you should vote for me.
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’ve set my white noise machine to “we’re good, we’re good, we’re good!”
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sending you money now. Printing bumper sticker
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Do if you need, but have been enjoying you. Old guys caps fan here.
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Sure am glad I started Case Keenum in fantasy football this weekend
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hot dogs on grill two! Need a bud light? Modelo?
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum is a warlock with three wishes in him.
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Right?
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No. No no. Great work by Keenan, but no. No.
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I read JerryVENMO and I think that’s just right
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God. It really rakes. Be careful.
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I heard him a week ago on npr talking about how Medicare for all is a non starter. I’m an old, well off white dude, and I said, you sound like my great great great grandpa idiot whom I never knew. Lord. Go away.
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m into the nfl for all the Marcus Mariota and Case Keenum of it.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Immediately have a thing for this woman
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
No soup for you!
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey ohhh
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me setting expectations before sex
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Bill Grueskin @bgrueskin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I wonder what it would be like to write the same column, over and over again, endlessly. Seems like it’d be boring. But maybe it brings one comfort, like having your parents read you the same story every night before you go to bed.
Opinion
Opinion by Megan McArdle
The Great Awokening is over.
This lesbian bar shows why.
A meltdown over masking shows where cancel culture is now.
Today at 07:00 ET
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feminazghul.bsky.social @feminazghul.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's hard to come up with original ideas every week. Like her unique solution to gun violence after the Sandy Hook massacre.
My guess is that we're going to get a law anyway, and my hope is that it will consist of small measures that might have some tiny actual effect, like restrictions on magazine capacity. I'd also like us to encourage people to gang rush shooters, rather than following their instincts to hide; if we drilled it into young people that the correct thing to do is for everyone to instantly run at the guy with the gun, these sorts of mass shootings would be less deadly, because even a guy with a very powerful weapon can be brought down by 8-12 unarmed bodies piling on him at once. Would it work? Would people do it? I have no idea; all I can say is that both these things would be more effective than banning rifles with pistol grips.
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just polled my adult kids about this and none of them have heard of it. Twenty somethings.
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
an AI themed cocktail is when the bartender dumps a bucket of water on your feet and then says "You're absolutely right to question why I dumped a bucket of water on your feet" and then shows you a fake photo of your naked sister. it costs 270 dollars.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
just saw a guy walking in the rain with an umbrella. and i’m just like, come on man. that’s cheating. don’t be a dick
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DougHed @doughed.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
How did I miss all of this? I’m genx and guess I was doing kid stuff then. My only memory of Maury was seeing my mom watch him one time and me saying, “why are you watching this douche, ma?”
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