Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Exec: “We really need something with IP.” Me: “Well, hold on to your BUTTS!” 000
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 18/09/2026We finally know what Ben Affleck's car smells like 010
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Remember my friend Nancy? She has cancer. You hungry? 000
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 13/08/2026When your mom says “Smile!” but you only got two scoops and your brother got three scoops so no you don’t feel like smiling 000
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 21/07/2026@robdelaney.bsky.social #KarateTeacher 010
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 01/07/2026If only Veep went a few more seasons for woke Jonah to form 000
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 16/06/2026@robdelaney.bsky.social I just know you have the perfect names for these two studs 150
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 10/06/2026@jeremytache.bsky.social not sure if you heard but on the broadcast Tommy said “He’s the kind of guy that” I assume unrelated but kinda counts?! 000
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Like me getting to finally hit 82-0 with D Wade! 010
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 21/05/2026real failed opportunity to quote Davestatic.klipy.comDave Matthews DancingALT: Dave Matthews Dancing 000
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 19/05/2026ORstatic.klipy.comEric Andre's Tall Trench Coat Walk at Car LotALT: Eric Andre's Tall Trench Coat Walk at Car Lot 070
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 02/05/2026I’d like to this this is worse than even we could’ve mustered but maybe that’s too optimistic 010
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I bet Hegseth also likes to quote Django Unchained. 000
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 03/04/2026The confidence of ALL CAPS juxtaposed with the three question marks, what CAN'T this guy do?! 100
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 01/04/2026I’ve always said you’re the Ryan Gosling of actors 040
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 29/03/2026Showing up to a kids indoor trampoline park wearing an American flag shirt but the flag is comprised of assault rifles is certainly a CHOICE 000
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 19/03/2026"Tarrific!"media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a blue background that says r-tvALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling in front of a blue background that says r-tv 001
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 19/03/2026So often when Spo switches the Heat defense to zone, the opponent is at least initially very stifled, sometimes for long stretches. Allowing the Heat to get back into a game. 001
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 07/03/2026@jeremytache.bsky.social it’s criminal there’s no show today for you to clap back at those heat hating TURDS 110
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 05/03/2026the breaking news alerts are staggered so I get to celebrate the Noem firing many times 000
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 03/03/2026He’s probably need a different kind of “beard” 000
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Also shameless plug since you *may* dig it, my wife and I are TV writers and created a show on Netflix called The Healing Powers of Dude. It’s a family/kids comedy, but if you’re ever needing something wholesome and funny to escape the horrors, check it out! 110
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I grew up a liberal Miami Jewish boy Heat fanatic who still somehow also loves the Marlins somedia.tenor.coma man and a woman are standing in front of a picture of a basketball hoopALT: a man and a woman are standing in front of a picture of a basketball hoop 010
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Honestly dude, thank you for not only being a sane Heat voice among those LeBatard heathens, but also anytime you can pop off politically it always aligns 100% with me. 110
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 28/02/2026But similarly, felt like the Heat's lead dissipated when Fontecchio and Smith were out there together. Fully aware of Niko's struggles, but since his extension hasn't even begun, shouldn't he get more minutes? I'd think that's more important. 100
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 06/02/2026I assume you also love the booing of fascists so tonight was a real treat! 000
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 06/02/2026To overcompensate, Mike Johnson says he not only hasn't seen the tweet, he's legally BLIND 000
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Me texting my wife: “I love you.” My wife texting me: 021
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Guess my mom is writing for the Times 000
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 31/12/2025Petco knows EXACTLY what it’s doing 000
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 06/12/2025I am sure this is uninformed oversimplification, but Fontecchio's shooting falling off a cliff and Jaime regressing from his torrid start have to at least be a decent part of why the fun beginning of the season is no longer... 100
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 20/11/2025For a guy whose last name is slang for a dick, Mike Johnson sure is a huge asshole. 000
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 19/11/2025This policy is older than I thought it’d be 010
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 07/11/2025"Get off my plain!" - Harrison Ford Angrily Scraping The Excess Cream Cheese Off His Bagel 010
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 29/10/2025This article singlehandedly led to 2 Jaime threes and counting! 100
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 27/10/2025DJ KHALED WILL EAT BOTH CHALAMET AND STILLER AND STILL HAVE ROOM FOR SUSIE FROM CURB 051
Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 24/10/2025*reads first part* “Oh great, so happy for the kids—“ *continues reading* “Shit…” 010
