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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Exec: “We really need something with IP.” Me: “Well, hold on to your BUTTS!”

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

We finally know what Ben Affleck's car smells like

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Remember my friend Nancy? She has cancer. You hungry?

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

When your mom says “Smile!” but you only got two scoops and your brother got three scoops so no you don’t feel like smiling

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

@robdelaney.bsky.social I just know you have the perfect names for these two studs

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

@jeremytache.bsky.social not sure if you heard but on the broadcast Tommy said “He’s the kind of guy that” I assume unrelated but kinda counts?!

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I bet Hegseth also likes to quote Django Unchained.

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Showing up to a kids indoor trampoline park wearing an American flag shirt but the flag is comprised of assault rifles is certainly a CHOICE

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

@jeremytache.bsky.social it’s criminal there’s no show today for you to clap back at those heat hating TURDS

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

the breaking news alerts are staggered so I get to celebrate the Noem firing many times

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

He’s probably need a different kind of “beard”

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

To overcompensate, Mike Johnson says he not only hasn't seen the tweet, he's legally BLIND

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Me texting my wife: “I love you.” My wife texting me:

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 20/11/2025

For a guy whose last name is slang for a dick, Mike Johnson sure is a huge asshole.

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

This policy is older than I thought it’d be

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

"Get off my plain!" - Harrison Ford Angrily Scraping The Excess Cream Cheese Off His Bagel

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

*reads first part* “Oh great, so happy for the kids—“ *continues reading* “Shit…”

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Despite all my rage/ I will still sell you this goth smoothay

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 09/10/2025

When you tell your kid to clean their room

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

“Hey, try this food I just made.” My daughter:

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

It may or may not be connected to the current state of affairs but the squirrels in my neighborhood seem extra suicidal

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 09/09/2025

Church dropped a killer Trump dick joke

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 08/07/2025

Even when things seem the darkest, a light appears

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 29/06/2025

I don’t know if I’m an “audiophile” but there are just certain albums that HAVE to be listened to on vinyl

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

Supreme Court on a hater heater this morning

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Guess this weird pizza vending machine is owned by Stephen Miller

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Ted Cruz called the FBI on me @weareronin.bsky.social · 02/06/2025

San Diego neighborhood makes ICE agents retreat

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

Getting hit with Facebook memories (I know... ew Facebook) of me mocking Trump's first term and it's like WHY IN THE FUCKING FUCK

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Sam Littenberg-Weisberg @doubleberg426.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

The first five words are great, but then it kind of goes off the rails a bit

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