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ive got video games and a cat! she/her pfp by wonoooooo

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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i havent played oot in about ten years
link is in the water temple in ocarina of time. there is a locked door in front of him, but alas, he has no key

text overlayed on the screenshot reads “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
the new little spread you get when you win in virgo cup is so cute #umamusume
Twinkle Monthly Extra
An Unforgettable Race
Taiki Shuttle Pulls It Off! 
The crowd goes wild as Taiki Shuttle wins Round 1 of the Virgo Cup! It was a splendid victory, proving why she’s suavocado’s ace runner. Her career so far continues to be riveting—just how far can she go?Twinkle Monthly Extra
No One Even Comes Close
A Master Class in Racing
Gold City
Against a lineup of elite competitors, Gold City wins Virgo Cup Round 1 in a stunning 1/2 L Margin! There’s no doubt her excellent result was due to her obvious love for racing. She undoubtedly made a lot of new fans.
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
#umamusume trainer card, feel free to follow 819876941390
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
i refuse to be mad about this, well done #umamusume
haru urara wins a room match in uma musume. it’s a mile race on turf, which she has little or no base aptitudes for
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 29/09/2024
Vacation
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
colder weather always makes me want to play either skyrim or stardew valley
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
i missed qualifying for a by a literal nose but at least im king of b round 2
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
very glad to be back in the shivering isles today
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
my cat clings to me like butter on toast when it rains and it makes me so emotional that this little creature thinks i’m the safest place to go when he’s scared
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
toast!!!
a very lazy orange cat lounges on the couch. his name is toast
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
TP probably. I have my issues with TOTK, but it and OOT have my absolute favorite final boss sequences in the series.
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
metalheads never beating the gatekeeping weirdos allegations in this thread lmao
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VGMuseum (ReyVGM) @vgmuseum.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
See 3,722 Nintendo DS home screen icons in one spot! Please spread the word, retweet and follow me if you're so kind :) Thanks to DanTheMan827! www.vgmuseum.com/features/ico...
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
forget true crime podcasts about murders i need the internet to finally figure out who stole the buzzy animatronic
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
still trying to figure out how i wound up with the years old stinky blanket while the cat is curled up on the brand new heated blanket and wont share
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
beautiful! I love the colors in the clouds
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
where are yall finding cute desk mats that arent ai generated slop 😭
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
i hope you all have at least a few moments today where you are as unbothered as my cat
an orange cat stretched out asleep on a cat bed, which is sitting on a chair. he is the definition of unbothered
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
first time ever changing out keycaps, i may already be obsessed
a pink and purple mechanical keyboard; the keycaps are all cat shaped and have various cat designs on them
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I started Super Mario RPG and I have to admit this wasn’t what I was expecting from the weird little cloud guy
A screenshot of the original Super Mario RPG, showing a level up bonus screen for Mallow. The text reads, “Mallow learns ‘Psychopath.’”
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Lyx Lyon @lyxlyon.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I hate that feeling when you really want to play a video game but then you think about it for just a little too long and now it feels more like a chore than fun.
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Paul Ford @ftrain.com · 18/01/2025
Ankylosaur looking up from chewing on fibrous plants to see a bright comet streaking across the daytime sky: “This is the dumbest timeline.”
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/01/2025
Michelle Obama Confirms She Will Skip Rest Of Decade theonion.com/michell...
Michelle Obama Confirms She Will Skip Rest Of Decade
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Every time I finish an RPG.
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Grumble Field: After 150 Hours, I finally finished an RPG.

Panel 2
Grumble Field: Now I can spend an equal amount of time on the wiki so I can understand the plot.
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
can’t decide whether nostalgic tmnt fans or nostalgic fallout fans are more frustrating
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geneva 🖍️ nycc I-07 @gdbee.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Starry Nite
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
SLUGGO’S CAT-SATURDAY
-- - CATS

- ERNIE BUSHMILLER
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Also the music is a banger youtu.be/KJBUF-s15co?...
youtu.be
美シキ歌
YouTube video by Keigo Hoashi - Topic
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Hard choice, but maybe Simone from NieR: Automata because of the way it uses the fight mechanics as part of the storytelling. Her attacks sync with the music at first until you do more damage and she starts malfunctioning, and the camera angle also changes in one phase for a narrative reason
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
i know i’m not the only cat lady who also has no idea what’s going on with the cats musical
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I would 1,000% play a spider or tarantula-themed Balatro mod tho
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FieldExplores (Gator Days) @fieldexplores.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I have a problem.
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Field approaches the bar. There is a craving in their eyes. It's been a rough day and there's a strong overwhelming desire to escape reality. 
Field: I need more dopamine. Give me the hard stuff.
Bartender: Are you sure?

Panel 2
Field: OF COURSE I'M SURE! Give it to me!

Panel 3
Bartender: Fine.

Panel 4
Bartender: Here is your Balatro.
The bartender hands Balatro over to Field. Field will now spend 20 straight hours trying to unlock a new Joker.
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RTGame 👑 @rtgame.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Today is the only day you can legally share this. Happy Almost Christmas
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Gh0sstly @gh0sstly.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Skyrim was right: soup DOES heal you for 10 points of health and 10 points of stamina.
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
yall weren’t kidding about losing hours to balatro
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Lacuna @lacunafish.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Oh hi Armand
Black cat with extremely beautiful amber eyes, that are big and round like Os. On either side of the cat’s head, in the same colour as the eyes, someone has put an F and a D. The effect is that the cat’s eyes now read FOOD.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/12/2024
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
something that’s always bothered me about the Santa Clause 2: if there’s an official Santa rule that there must be always be a Mrs. Claus, what happened to the wife of the Santa that Tim Allen killed?
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
happy caturday, this is Toast’s best attempt at a blep
a very judgmental looking orange cat, but he was actually purring like crazy because I said the words Fancy Feast.
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
getting older means making sure you have antacids after thanksgiving
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I AM DAD @iamdad.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
"Hey man, you wanna eat 6 boiled eggs in a row?"
"Nah, I'm good."
"We'll mix the yolks with mayo and mustard and put them back into the boiled egg whites and then cover it with paprika

“You son of a botch, I’m in”
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Chris Kamler @chriskamler.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I. JUST. WANT. THE. RECIPE. I. DON'T. WANT. FOUR. PAGES. OF. STORY. ABOUT. HOW. THIS. WAS. YOUR. AUNT. LINDA'S. FAVORITE. DISH. ON. WINTER. ESCAPES. TO. THE. MOUNTAINS.
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The Whimsical Muse @whimsicalmuse.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Someone just told me that garlic is an “overrated seasoning” and long story short it’s always painful when a friendship ends.
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
rewatching encanto and becoming the family villain partly because you were awkward at a wedding is my social anxiety nightmare scenario
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fhqwhgads @dorkage.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
same, i must have stood and stared at starry night for 20 minutes pictures dont do it justice, theres so much texture
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack. phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
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𝑀𝒶𝓎𝓇𝒶°❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・🫧 @lepapillonblue.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
All churches should be taxed. Repost if you agree.
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