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florida chris 🌴

@doritosfont.bsky.social
792 followers 393 following 7.6K posts

He/him, 46, weird, dad, poly, First Class Florida Trash™. FL Panthers super fan 🏆🏆 Shitty poster DMs open, I don't give a shit

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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 2h
I am so sorry 🫂
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 5h
Did he go on a bender after the sox lost?
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Hockey Out of Context Loves Canada @nhloutofcontext.bsky.social · 6h
Heated Rivalry (2025)
Lauzon and Lorenz kissing mid-fight
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 7h
Cat, at sunrise
Silhouette of my cat watching the sunrise
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 7h
Yep about 30 minutes ago
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 7h
elon musk I hate you so much but this looks cool
Falcon 9 launch at stage separation Falcon 9 launch at stage separation
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 17h
They're gonna be a last resort for a real bad day
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 17h
I got some in a variety pack and it's awful
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 19h
There Will Be Blood is Pink Flamingos for sad people
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kerry ✨ @kschwenky.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
it’s spooky szn bb
12 foot Kelly in front of the house holding a giant case of natty lights
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
Oh, you're Ace? How long has this been going on??
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 20h
your friends with their fancy persuasion
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RedDirtSport @reddirtsport.bsky.social · 23h
Longhorns never had a chance
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Big PP goal
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
On no why is schmid in
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That sounds like hell
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I might lmao
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Jealous
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assbott.bsky.social @assbott.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
You all ever have one of those dreams where you "hear" a knock and then immediately wake up and aren't sure if someone actually knocked on the door? And it's 2 am so anxiety+++
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Good morning Jyn Purrso
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
HELL YEAH CONGRATS
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Fes @fesbutter.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Kid behind me at this Dolphins game just told his dad he preferred Marlins games.
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Korean sounds good. Specifically I could eat my weight in bulgogi right now
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I knowww I love corn snakes
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Good morning I made a friend
Corn snake in my hand
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
God damn, post lottery numbers next
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
texas is back lol
Texas logo upside down HORNS DOWN
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
These are on my antenna picking up an Orlando TV station.
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I have enough ads I don't need imported ones
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Why on earth am I getting talrico ads in Florida??
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Charles Horse
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Vampires eatin' good tonight
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
Get out of my dreams. Get into my car. Put this balaclava on. Don’t ask questions.
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Pretzacle
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Rat meat has a different color
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Flying too close to the sun on wings of shitposts
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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
Avatar of an account that was just blocked.
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
suck zone wife
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 09/10/2026
I knew I noticed Susan Dell from somewhere, Black Hole Sun video.
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mike Shitka
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
what's wrong dear you've barely touched your ratloaf
Four meatloaves shaped like rats.
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I zero dosed mine (feel like ass)
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Ray Padgett @raypadgett.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
They made an entire documentary about "More Cowbell" yet never mentioned that in the original SNL episode it segued straight into J Mascis shredding
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Freedom implies the existence of Freesub
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just saw one of the bad things, holy shit :(
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Tag yourself, i'm subterranean pit
a side profile of the Great Pyramid at Giza but it has Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs pyramid over it
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Ok someone come get their domme
A window sticker on the back of a car that says MY FAVORITE SAILOR CALLS ME MOMMY
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florida chris 🌴 @doritosfont.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I want to get this stoned rn
The Thor puppet from Stargate SG1 but it is dressed to look sort of like Rygel from Farscape. From the episode "200" of SG1
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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yips is short for “yeah i’m posting like shit”
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