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Diary of a Rat Man

@dorianrattwel.bsky.social
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🐀🐀I'm a 100 rats in a skinsuit 🐀🐀 🏴‍☠️🐀🍷VamPiRATe🍷🐀🏴‍☠️ 🔞 MINORS DNI🔞NSFW/18+🔞 sketchdump / shitposting ....☠️Izzy Hands situational torture chamber☠️ this shit's gonna get weird If it ain't your cup of tea block and/or moderate. We're just having fun here 🖤🐀

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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Heres a photobash attempt of Vinny and Bernie on a case ...first time doing photobashing (actually second the first one is yet to be revealed as a new character concept so keep your eyes peeled for that) Private Dicks Created by Moi @joetraitorscard.bsky.social
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Private Dicks are ready for the Cussington Hallows Fest! Are You!? They have a whole repertoire of outfits what costumes would you wanna see them in? Private Dicks Created by Moi @joetraitorscard.bsky.social
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Sometimes i do femme drag as a lil treat 🐀🖤🐀
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Lizzie Dark Dancer ✨(Sprizzle Cheerleader)✨ @darkdancer72.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thank you @imrights.bsky.social these are stunning and adorable! I asked Rights for Frank-N-Izzy in honour of the great Tim Curry and look…
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
When your friends dog that lives with you now wanted to be part of filming hahaha It was a test run if I can do the voice too and I failed miserably lol Might post it below But this frame is to real hahaha
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Bernie and Vinny live action cosplay time lets go A thread hahah
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
when you're private detectives and you have to infiltrate the elite gala as a billionare crime overlord couple and one of you specializes in costumes and drag Private Dicks Created by Moi & @joetraitorscard.bsky.social
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Sometimes you have to crack....
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
PRIVATE DICKS BIRTHDAY BOY SPECIAL FINALE! PART 3 / 3 HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERNIE!!! AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE INSPIRATION BEHIND CHARACTER OF BERNIE FOR WHO THIS BIRTHDAY SPECIAL IS DEDICATED TO! CON O'NEILL Private Dicks created by MOI & @joetraitorscard.bsky.social
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TheScarvedInsect @thescarvedinsect.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I couldn't make it to the festivities and events but still thought to draw something to celebrate. Happy birthday, Con!!! <3 #art #fanart #cononeill #happybirthdaycononeill
B/W pen drawing of Con and Cooper O'Neill snuggled against each other with a large number 60 peeking behind them, in honour of Con O'Neill's 60th birthday.
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Private Dicks 3 part BIRTHDAY BOY minisode special! PART 2 / 3 Bernie's Birthday special in honor of his character inspiration Con O'Neill Final PART 3 TOMORROW Saturday Aug. 15th THE SPECIAL DAY 🥳🎊🥂🎉 Private Dicks created by Moi & @joetraitorscard.bsky.social
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Private Dicks 3 part BIRTHDAY BOY minisode special! PART 1 / 3 Bernie's Birthday special in honor of his character inspiration Con O'Neill Part 2 tomorrow And final PART 3 Saturday Aug. 15th THE SPECIAL DAY 🥳🎊🥂🎉 Private Dicks created by Moi & @joetraitorscard.bsky.social
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I know times are rough for everyone right now But the bills have gone up drastically and my paycheck is struggling to keep up with it this month as well as if I wanna keep the job I have to pay my cpr training out of pocket because the one I have isnt valid somehow. Anything helps
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
IZZY HANDS (sweet boy 🥺💕)
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I Recreated a couple of scenes for funs I love the stinky rotten corpse man
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
"Hey Padre! Have you ever had one of those ...sexualy transmitted diseases...? "
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I did it xD
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Might try and cosplay him tonight for fusies
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Fuck Yeah Izzy Hands (Con O'Neill gives the best hugs! ❤😊) @fuckyeahizzyhands.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
His smile makes me smile ❤️🥰 #ConONeill
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The Con O'Neill fandom is the best ..I can always rely on you guys 🐀🖤🐀🖤🐀
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Feña • daily Conito @moonysmith81.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Okay canyonites Im looking for a very specific clip of Con that I cannot remember where its from for the life of me ! Its him jumping into the frame and doing a little Elvis impression with sunglasses on If anyone has it or has any idea where to find it PLEASE! I need it for something lol
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NDKiwi @ndkiwi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
“My penis is Beyonces alter ego.” - Con
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Rights🏴‍☠️🦇 @imrights.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
always in my heart
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Feña • daily Conito @moonysmith81.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Some Conitos
Con in the livestream with the tip of the tongue outCon in the livestream with his hand in his mouthCon in the livestreamCon in the livestream
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Feña • daily Conito @moonysmith81.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
When Conito heard Conito 🥹🙂‍↕️
Con O'Neill in the livestream smiling
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TheScarvedInsect @thescarvedinsect.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I love how his nametag thingy says "Birthday Boy." <3
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Once again I will be checking IG and BSky for the Con livestream since once again won't be able to join because i'll be at work😭 Please keep me posted with screenshots! Im excited to see it when ic comes out on YT
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Happy Birthday Con O’Neill 2026 August 9th-15th! @happybirthdaycon.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
We have an absolutely amazing new raffle donation from @dorianrattwel.bsky.social I am so thankful for all of the support and generosity so far! I love this community and can’t wait to see what we raise this year! #izzyhands #cononeill #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath
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Tue Colors United between August 9-15th and be entered to win!
Submit donation recipts to:
Happybirthdaycononeil@gmail.com
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TheScarvedInsect @thescarvedinsect.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
"No, you must mean the OTHER hypothetical indie dystopian comedy series created by queer Our Flag Means Death fans focusing on two queer and/or disabled men with comically opposite personality traits." (I'M SO SORRY.) #art #fanart #PrivateDicks #INTEOTW #traditionalart
Joke drawing of @dorianrattwel.bsky.social and @joetraitorscard.bsky.social's characters Detective Vinsent "Vinny" Paućić and Detective Maverick Gideon "Bernie" Bernard from Private Dicks meeting my characters Frank Duchess and Ash McWhorter from It's Not the End of the World. They're all standing awkwardly, and Frank says, "I think this is the part where one of us says, 'Shit, wrong show.'"

Pencil on sketchbook paper.
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Even Over Dramatic private detectives deserve a coffee break. Whether that is a strong black turkish blend or a overly sweet milkshake imitation. ko-fi.com/privatedicks... Private Dicks created by @dorianrattwel.bsky.social @joetraitorscard.bsky.social
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A flashback glimpse into how Bernie and Vinny first met
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Some Bernie sketches and a cuddle for Vinny after a rough day
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Private Dicks Minisode Ep2 Two Dicks One Pickle Jar Ideas and suffestions for minisodes /situation comics welcome! Took way to long to get the second one out but here it is ! www.instagram.com/p/DazHhkwFFR...
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Vinny and Bernie aesthetic boards
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
This is the closest hes ever looked to Bernie just missing that little white Sweeney Todd style streak
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
When our Private Dicks are in need of new gadgets, get something looked at, fixed or analyzed they reach out to their tech guy Jo! INTRODUCING Jo Westwood: the resident chaotic neutral owner of The Asimov casino Created by our newer addition to the Private Dicks project @dyetheskiescosplay(on IG)
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Im alive ! I promise! I've been active on IG and FB but also had to step away from socials for a bit just haven't been doing the best. But as a peace offering Have Vinny and Bernie having a peaceful night Not gonna post it on the official Private Dicks IG But I wanted to share it here
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
If you wanna keep posted on the minisodes feel free to follow the Private Dicks Instagram www.instagram.com/privatedicks... We're planning on releasing them weekly - bi weekly Also feel free to leave ideas/suggestions for them ! Here's an emoji hint For the one coming out next week 🥒
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Private Dicks comic minisode Ep1 - A Clue? (The joke is explained and translated on the last thread ) Private Dicks Created by yours truly Co-Created by @joetraitorscard.bsky.social
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Everybody SHUT UP! He's doing his thing 🎶 Smooooth Operatooooor 🎶
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I got u bb 🖤🚬🖤
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sam💀 @adhdedteach.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
🫡 #izzyhands
sketch of izzy hands from our flag means death as a mostly-humanoid werewolf who has pointed ears and a lil tooth. he's got much longer/ wavier/ floofier hair and is wearing an old man cardigan and a collar with his name on it.
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Had to make a little reaction meme Cuz this is how im feeling seeing all the screenshots 😭
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Fuck Yeah Izzy Hands (Con O'Neill gives the best hugs! ❤😊) @fuckyeahizzyhands.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Samba: "I wasn't born in the 40s." omg! 😂😅 #ConONeill #SambaSchutte #HeatedPiracy
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GladiaDelmarre.bsky.social @gladiadelmarre.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
For who is actually on #heatedpiracy event now, here is Con crushing biscuits with his tits 🍒 enjoy ♥️ #cononeill #sambaschutte #ourflagmeansdeath #izzy #roach #cookinglesson
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Diary of a Rat Man @dorianrattwel.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Im feasting on those screenshots as I would on the cheesecake Absolutley using some of them as drawing references
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Fuck Yeah Izzy Hands (Con O'Neill gives the best hugs! ❤😊) @fuckyeahizzyhands.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
<3<3<3
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gin. @ginnedfish.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
some screencaps for people who may want that sort of thing happy saturday to us all ✨
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Fuck Yeah Izzy Hands (Con O'Neill gives the best hugs! ❤😊) @fuckyeahizzyhands.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
:D <3
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