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Balaké

@doozerblake.bsky.social
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Michigan day trip, because Indiana is dumb.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Highly Suspect on Wednesday, Dolly Parton party tonight for 9-25, and Cash Money and No Limit Records Tour tomorrow. Life is all about balance, or questionable decisions. 🎶
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Highly Suspect
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The rock and/or roll was worth it.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Highly Suspect
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Wednesday night concert sounded a whole lot better when purchasing the tickets months ago on a Saturday night.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well Dweller is a nice little gem on Game Pass
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Liv Lov Laugh at the people who thought that was sustainable.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Polar Bear spotting in Central Indiana. Send help.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Your date picker on your website sucks. Just let people type the date. The end.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I’ve never seen such even pepperoni distribution on a frozen pizza.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
“I swear you’ve never been to this festival dear”
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Not bad honestly. Not going to seek out a 4-6 pack though
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I have returned to my home planet.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Das Butt
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Y’all, this family in Cape Fear could’ve wrapped shit up by episode 3.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Made 5-Spice bbqshort ribs on the Traeger. Much success.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Weather turned out perfect for Johnny Cougar.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Highly Suspect ticket acquired for September in Indy.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
You know, maybe don’t bring your wagon stroller somewhere where you can’t navigate it… just a thought.
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Abe Simpson Yelling at Cloud
ALT: Abe Simpson Yelling at Cloud
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Made a fat fingered/special dialing wand comment in a Teams channel at work which isn’t getting the recognition it deserves. Maybe HR is just preparing the paperwork…
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Oh yeah
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I also spoke to Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes. Takes a long time with these:
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Ouija Board
ALT: Ouija Board
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Do the team parents bring Capri Suns for the players during the hydration breaks?
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I think the other prez will try to deport the coach now
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Should’ve listened to me.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The US should score more and let Belgium score less. Follow for more detailed futbol analysis.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
DR Congo almost handing England their largest defeat in almost 250 years. Great effort by them.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Trump is gonna be big mad when he finds out the United States has to play two countries at the same time in the round of 32.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
The existence of Dick’s in this timeline implies… a Richard’s in an alternate timeline.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
God forbid you take your Land Rover over a bump
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Shout out to this hero who always parks this way by the speed bump near Best Buy in Carmel/Westfield so that people have to take their precious cars over the speed bump.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Watching someone score the first World Cup goal for their country is my favorite new hobby.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
TIL Hoosiers also pronounce Galveston incorrectly. They sure do love to come up with random pronunciations of city names.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
If i had a way to time travel, my first destination would be a year in the future so I don’t have to hear anything about the K n i c k s.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The number of delivery and rideshare drivers that miss turns into our neighborhood is baffling to me. My tater tot levels are dangerously low and I can’t possibly be expected to wait 3 extra minutes
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Lil’ quiet in MSG.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Larry David right there on the floor and could recreate the Shaq clip with Wemby. Make it happen.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Nice of them to give Avery Wilson a 2nd chance so he didn’t have to sing over booing.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Amusing that Google had a big commercial about search and AI at halftime, and this was literally the result of a search for “who sang the national anthem game three of the NBA finals” during the game:
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
And holy shit, when AI is bad, it’s real bad. Presenting some random Facebook group post as fact. It would be hilarious to see..
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
And yes, it sucks that it was during Avery Wilson’s performance.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
That was a good group boo, but it will never beat 350k people booing Tom Brady at IMS.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I really wish (ThatDick)Scott was still around for tons of reasons, but also so he could send some Tweets by proxy about tonight’s game attendees.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I’m much better about remembering to take my own daily medication when I have to give my dog medication. Priorities.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Odyssey in real IMAX tickets acquired.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
@apmor.in Made it.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
At the airport 3.5 hours early for a flight and I’m in heaven.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
As a former Prius owner, No. This isn’t a thing, and you’re not going to make this a thing.
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Balaké @doozerblake.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The real security flex would be bringing his Unhackable Trump phone along with him… Unhackable only in that it doesn’t exist
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